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Okay, what this is is that one person says 3 words, such as :

A lady was

then someone else says 3 words, such as:

fighting a monster

then it comes out as a sentence:

A lady was fighting a monster.

Get it? I read this in a book once and it seemed fun. It doesn't have to be 3 words either. It can be 1 or 2. But the max is 3. I'll start first.

The mayor ate

(i love these! whenever  several of my freinds are sitting around waiting i start one)

a very strange

dinner that had

far to many

he ate one

more, his stomach

started talking and

gargling at him.

Which caused a

noticable uproar in

the spacetime continuem (not sure if i spelled that right and if spacetime is 2 words, then it's "the space time"...)

. An Unexpected wormhole

sucked in a

and it decinigrated

astronaut got out

on a forbidden

was populated.

Now there was

that was capable

of destroying

an entire population.

So when we

(yeah, i meant he) prehistoric, gargantuan monster

"Bring me a

you shall die!"

(don't you mean "or you shall die!"?)

. He scurried away

(i meant "or you die")

in horrific fashion.

(sh**, i am to tired for this ignore my comment)

(wateva)

. He scoured the

land of feces

(ew) and then found

he was naked

(ugh! what's wrong with you?!?!?) and he screamed

"Pull my finger!"

So he did

was a horrific

Blast of radiant

heat.

Dirty blond heat.

But he survived

without a *censored*

and he took

five sweet venison

to the horrific

task of reattaching

The original version

of Michael Jackson.

The Horrific Monster

crumbled to dust

having died from

Mad cow disease.

All the king's

(where did this come from!?!? I thought this was an astronaut on another planet?!?!)

captured the astronaut

with a spoon

without orange juice.

Steven, the astronaught,

then took

one giant leap

his golden mouthpiece

(oops. sorry spartan. Let me change that.)

upon a rabbit

(haha no problem)  that had red

boogers drooling from

its nose.

Unfortunately for the

lone astronaut, everyone

had a huge

These grudge holding

worth 13 dollars

morbidly obeast morons,

(Okay, I did not get how my previous and your previous connected. Did you mean morbidly *obese* btw?)

without a shred

of dignity

to which

(I'm getting confused!)

they then made

Pie. The END. (anyone want to write a sequal?)

I was thinking of doing something similar but rhymes. Well, at least using some aspects of poetry.

doesnt sound to bad, there would be a different crowd of people posting on it.

THe Sequal Begins

with a sin

that is kin

beside a bin

Which has been.

A very naughty

(I think you need to read the entire thread Kinigget)

an epic win

in a den

(I hope that rhymes...)

with uncle ben

The sEPTIC tanks overflow

panic runs to and fro

the hero calls out to his foe

we will fight this out toe to toe

as the intesity of there battle grows

a strong rattle the earth does make

all now know there is something wrong

as the villians plan moves along

the hero so strong fights with great might

from first light untill dark night

untill the villian sees his last sight.

( ya i know its more than three words :D oh well)

well because you just broke that sequence I am going to answer my own rhyme, so take that!

who loves ten

big fat men,

outta their pen

while drinking gin

(thanks for realizing I meant pin)

ready for sin

The line, thin

I don't quite understand that one, but if you don't mind i owuld like to change the rhyme cuz we are never gonna end this rhyme and we will eventually run outta words lol

thin and sin, line is easilly rymed on, just go for it.

( I meant that I don't get the line, thin)

began to spin

And knew Lynne.

and her twin

who couldn't sing

because of her bling

crap, thats four

(Because of her)

Extremely thick fur

Never says "Burrr"

(incomplete sentence fragment - Which didn't "Burrr")

nor did it curr

oops, xD

nor curr*

using a slur

Nigga for sure!

She said, "Durr"

as she lured

(As she lured)

The stupid stuard

(we are rhyming Sethanial)

With the custard

(Slant rhyme, deal with it)