I would break up with her, i need an insane amount of protein in my diet to feel right. Either load up on protein powders and be called whpped for the rest of your life, or leave her.
That's an ultimatum (either way you lose something you enjoy).
Whenever you get an ultimatum, in general you should always reject it, regardless of what it is. In this case that would mean breaking up with her. Otherwise she will just control you more in the future.
Or you could just say you will switch, then still eat bacon (when she's not around of course).
Regardless, never agree to it. Odds are if she doesn't accept who you are (as a bacon lover), she's just going to break up with you later on anyways over something else she doesn't agree with.
It really depends what you believe in. If she would do a similar thing for you then it's just matter of whether she's worth that change in your diet. If she wouldn't (hypothetically) give up something for you, then what Killa said is pretty spot on - she'll just control you until she finds something else she doesn't like.
Also, something else I found interesting:
so i told her off, she said she'd compromise if i gave up the following(parenthesis indicate my reaction):
Sounds more like she wants you to be a vegetarian than a vegan.
Anyways in the end it's your call. Odds are she'll never do a real compromise, I mean do you really care about eating fish/soy/free range-chicken? Can any (or all) of those substitute for everything else you won't have? Unless she's giving you something you actually want in the compromise (like only bacon lol) you're getting a pretty hollow victory.
You should tell her your changing your ways, but continue to eat red meat behind her back. Then, a couple months down the line, make an effort to smell like smoked roast around her. She will question you, but you must staunchly deny it. 'Bout a week after, when you're at her place, leaving crispy chicken crumbs from KFC behind on her bed and all over her room. At first, she will be confused, and then will be sure it was you. Again, you MUST deny this. Being that she obviously gives a damn what you think, she will believe you and take you back. At this point, you ask her if she'd like a stick of gum or a mint or something, and then accidentally pull a strip of bacon from your pocket. Awkward moment, and then "Oh my god, sweetie, I can explain everything!"
Choose your girlfriend dude, you can't have sex with a damn piece of bacon.
The sex parts will start to rot, what then?
...I have a feeling you know what happened to SJEkid.
Isn't he wonderful?
But he's cheating on you for SJEkid's dead body.
I'm in a relationship with him? That's the best news I ever got! Thank you!
I'm not responsibe if you end up in a garbage can, mutilated.
But I guess I'll be seeing you more on the news :)
Yeah, as the person who conquered the world. Of course, they will only say nice things about me.
In order to conquer the world you need to conquer Endmaster first.
Nah, I figure I'll just leave him alone unless he causes trouble for me.
But what is he decides to conquer you after you conquer the world?
*Cue your masochistic nature kick in
EndMaster is awesome, but I don't think he could defeat the combined militia of half the world, which is pretty much what I'm going to have. And I don't like pain. It hurts.
You know what? When I take over the world, I will only keep the people that I like. Right now, you are not one of them.
Wanna guess why?
Because he's cool?
No, because of what he said about me.
I smell pedophilia...
EndMaster doesn't even like me.
(EndMaster, this is where you're supposed to tell me that of course you like me and you think I'm wonderful, okay?)
But you would let endmaster do anything his hearts desires to do to you, and that makes you Endmaster's bitch.
But hey at least you'll survive.
I'm going to do more than survive. I'm going to take over the world.
Cool story bro.
It's not a story. It's true.
Fine then please forgive my impudence, my queen.
But I am a traitior to the Zalan Empire, for I serve the Necromancer and all the glory that death brings into this decadent society run by corrupt fools.
I prefer the term "empress".
Oh Nevermind, wake up and see the harsh reality of the world. Your not an empress, your a 13 year old girl striving for attention on an Internet forum.
Yeah, but I will be an empress.
In a world of disbelief where you belong.
In this world. If you're lucky, and don't get killed, you might get to meet me on your way to the dungeon.
Your loss.
you guys are so entertaining!
I have to agree with what most people have stated here, the fact that she gave you this ultimatum points towards you would be better off with bacon.
And then tell her you'll break up with her if she doesn't do it.
So she gave you an ultimatum to turn vegan or she'd leave you.
Then you convinced her meat was good.
Then she started eating meat again?
Thats awesome!
You should try to convince her to eat your meat
I am the only random Internet person in the world allowed to want to have sex with EndMaster!
You're aware that lying isn't the same as trolling right?
It's annoying that everyone just considers everything trolling now.
It's the Internet, its a place of disbelief where people belong.
Trolling is just one of the fundemental structures of it.
The vast majority of what people consider trolling is just people being assholes.
Very little of what is considered trolling is actually trolling.
Answer to trolling.
1.) Unplug your internet.
2.) Don't plug it in again.
Trolling is not exclusive to assholery. You don't have to be an asshole to troll, but if you're being an asshole, you're probably trolling. You can also say thoroughly dumb shit, you can tAwk leik dis 4 noh rezin, you can refer to yourself as a "random internet person;" all these things can make you a troll. DV is troll from the old school. He does it pretty well. It's respectable. But no one likes him, so he can go eff himself.
I mean, hi DV. We missed you ;) Anyway, here's the logic if anyone's interested:
T= You are a Troll
A=You are an asshole
(~[{T ∨A} · ~{T · A}] · [A⊃T · ~{T⊃A}]) · L
Wow, your keyboard is awesome. I wish I had symbols like that on my keyboard.
Haha, I haven't used msn in years. Pretty much since you and I talked. haha I think I even have one or two of those conversations saved somewhere. We discussed the merits of cruel sarcasm as a comedic art form, and we talked about the shit that kills jokes. Bad timing, having to repeat it, or having to explain it. Good times. And you didn't flip shit, knee grow.
True. Trolling effectively is a form of art which requires a particular set of skills that, frankly, small children today don't possess. This guy here is a proper troll: http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html
I'm not Awesome. Awesome is an idiot.
Hahah, I remember this. Someone in the dorms last year showed me this. hahaha "I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite" Classic.
Stephen Colbert is hilarious. Like Abraham Simpson said in the last episode on the Simpsons, "Well, I like Stephen Colbert, but that's because I don't get the joke." haha But anyways, my favorite troll of all time was Socrates, hands down.
They didn't even have Internet back then.
And yet, even up to the day of his death, he effectively trolled an entire society.
Cool!
The cyber guy is hilarious. If he's still around, I want to make an account with one of his usernames and cyber with him by copying and pasting things he said.
You read Cracked too? Awesome!
At least it taught us what happened SEkidd
Lol, I love how me and Nevermind derail every topic.
Other people went off-topic first!
I am also guilty. We should both be lynched!
