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Hello! Newbie here... I just joined yesterday... been lurking about a week playing some of the games, and just joined last night because I was playing one and decided I needed to save lol. Thought since I joined I might as well check out the forums so... here I am lol xD

Welcome, enjoy your stay! :D (If someone offers you a spork or chicken - don't agree to take it. Have strawberry pudding instead, the chicken is stupid and the sporks are terrorists.)

Wrong as usual, you murdering beast! Strawberry pudding is the Grand Poohbah of genocide and evil!

Sporks are simply there to DESTROY such evil, as they are among the most POWERFUL THINGS IN THE DAMN UNIVERSE!

But yeah, chicken is not worthy to fight on the same battleground, take it if you're hungry, perhaps eat it with a spork, it's a healthy alternative to that abhorrent pudding.

Both of you have obviously never seen the ABSOLUTE HORRORS of chicken diarrhea before! It is mankind's holy weapon, and purges all evil such as you lot from this world, dooming them to an eternity of torment!

Though, I guess you could eat chicken with a spork, it does prevent your fingers from getting oily. Pudding on the other hand is just a no-no.

Anyhow, welcome ^^

Chicken diarrhea smells like diarrhea. It's embarrassingly underpowered, gives no advantage, and it is known to be one of the dumbest ideas since someone combined a spoon and a fork.

Sporks are dirty slave drivers with nothing better to do than provide no proof as to what they have contributed to the world. They apperantly have Chuck Norris on their side... or so they say. It's all lies though.

Strawberry pudding smells delicious, tastes delicious, has fed billions of hungry people, and our strawberry pudding is the best of the best. It is the universes only chance at defeating sporks and their rein of tyranny around the known universe. We have Bruce Lee on our side.

Sporks have no slaves to drive, wouldn't drive slaves if they had any, and have no need for slaves to drive. And real sporks are in fact, incredibly clean, for they KILL impurities. You could literally eat your dinner off of them.

They have contributed amazing protection to the world, on multiple occassions they've prevented EVIL strawberry pudding and diabolical space nazis from destroying earth and various other planets.

Quite honestly, you're the one who sits on a throne of lies.

Need I remind you what substance gave Hitler the syphillis that made him insane? Need I remind you who owns the abhorrent, misanthropic tyrrany and blatant heretic propaganda that is McDonalds? Need I remind you that Bruce Lee sides with his student, the Norris, and that the Norris sides with the sporks!?

Pudding is evil, it sparked world war one and two, birthed serial killers, and has engulfed innocents since the dawn of time, it cares not for feeding billions, it only cares for feeding itself by devouring humans from the inside out, the digestive tract is the perfect place to start, so it made itself edible. It is EVIL incarnate, I tell you, EVIL!

Well, no. Evil is Every Villian Is Lemons, and in fact strawberry pudding is strawberries. Not lemons. So by concept of name, Strawberry Pudding is in fact the opposite of evil. So maybe strawberry pudding is a tiny bit evil, but only because it is using that evil to trace other evils (such as sporks) and defeat them. After all evil in the universe is defeated, strawberry pudding will go back to being delicious and good. :3

Evil is not an acronym, it is a noun and an adjective used to describe Strawberry Pudding, which has heartlessly murdered, pillaged, and raped thousands both directly and indirectly. Besides, there's no way in hell, or any other place EVER that any self-respecting spork could possibly die at the globular hands of any pudding, let alone strawberry pudding.

Even if they managed to kill a weak one, it would multiply and come back as two, angrier, more powerful sporks, an earth-sized mass of strawberry pudding pitted against a single newborn would be killed to death in a matter of hours, if not minutes.

Frankly, Sent, I am appalled that you'd suggest that our lord Chuck is the student of Bruce Lee, when in fact the opposite is true, and even then Bruce  is naught but Chuck's secretary.

But if anything, sporks and chicken (although the former IS most definitely the superior weapon, as even if the diarrhea is that powerful, it harms good and evil alike, and you can't eat chicken that's live enough to make it) should be working together to brutally destroy the evil in the world!

You can't destroy strawberry pudding, let alone brutally destroy it. Strawberry pudding is the ultimate power in the universe, and sporks simply cannot compare, even when combined with chicken.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LOL!

Aahhh... Oh man, that's a g-HAHAHA! That's a good one, please, tell me more about how Elvis never died, how gravity is completely and utterly false, how tennis is actually actually football, and explain to me all the ways that Science is actually a record by Billy Connolley played on loop by a man in clown makeup shitting on purple transvestites.

You'll also notice that sporks and their followers consistently talk about nonsense. As displayed above.

That was sarcasm, you dingus!

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I can't see it, due to school PC being used, but I'm assuming this is an excerpt from Bubba Ho-tep...

Nope

Does it hve anything to do with the green midget cafe?

.... It has to do with everything

I'll have to get my laptop soon, then.

Sup dude, ignore the spam about sporks 'n' shit and enjoy the place! :P

#wib

*sigh* Please do take note I am the only one, here, anyway, that knows the truth about strawberry pudding.

Hello there! Luck to you with any story you decide to write! ^u^

Welcome to the site Dracone! Hope you enjoy your stay,

Wool is boss- yep.

Thanks to all of you for the welcome wishes, I am certainly liking the site so far :) And why am I not suprised that on a site full of story writers a tale gets written of the epic battle between sporks and pudding? Lmao xD. I didn;t even know they made strawberry pudding xD

you...YOU have been missing out! Strawberry pudding is the most wonderful amazing slightly insane food in the universe!

I kind of got that impression. Lmao xD. I shall try some quite soon! I shall have strawberry pudding and I shall have it as a desert for a meal of chicken, eaten with a spork. I shall video tape it and see who wins the fight in my belly. Lmao xD

You sick monster! How dare you! You cannot simply choose to have all three! The universe will be imbalanced, you will cease to exist! Although I can understand saving the best for last (obviously saving pudding for last because it's the best).

Pudding is merely the insignificant dessert, a side dish. Chicken on the other hand, is the main meal, and thus is obviously much more important and fulfilling.

To be honest, I'm pretty sure most people like dessert more, but both are beast.

But if I cease to exist, then how could I have had all three, therefore I would exist, therefore I would have eaten them and not existed, therefore I would exist... its a never ending cycle until the end of time! Mwahahaha you have found me out then! I have found the fountain of eternal youth and immortality in eating all three *cackles maniacally*

Actually, not really, the spork would just kill the other two with its awesomeness and be done with it.

Proof the sporks have not killed pudding with "awesomeness": there's still pudding.

They won't kill all the pudding, it multiplies, and besides, there'd be no evil left in the world.

You said just earlier that there are multiple sources of evil in the world. :3 Therefore killing all the pudding would not leave the world without evil. http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/11647

Strawberry Pudding is the source of all evil.

Liar! Proof that you have lied before, and this is your most recent lie! http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/newbie-central/message/11643#332550

I have never lied whilst defending the sporks, NEVER!

You have lied plenty times, and you will lie plenty more times! Whereas I have never lied about Strawberry Pudding.

That's a blatant lie, you lying bastard.

Never lying about sporks, my ass. You've lied so much I can't even trust that you are a spork follower. You could just be a rouge follower of strawberry pudding who is being controlled by the sporks evil intent.

That's a kneeslapper! I would never follow pudding, nor woud I lie about pudding, pudding gets what it deserves in the end, it always loses, and the sporks will always be better.

You're illogical, obviously you must be a closet strawberry pudding follower. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me :)

Like I said, if I was, I'd be murdered. I'm obviously not, because I'm a very high-ranking spork official who gets mentally checked every day.

Don't eat strawberry pudding, it makes you incredibly ugly (as seen far below in the next thread) and if you've read my last debate there, (it's not that long, half of it was me quoting his other post) you'll know what else it does!

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/11474

This.... This... has happened before?? Lmao xD

It happens routinely because spork followers can't keep themselves calm and have to argue with anything and everything all the time. Whereas pudding is delicious and not evil.

Why, oh why, am I not surprised?

We can't stay calm because our wives and children and firends and family are all victims to your horrible murder and sexual violation.Besides, sporks hardly ever argue with anything except pudding, but then you have to drag everything else into it and that's where other subjects enter the battlefield.

Hello there, I see you already have saw the madness of the 3 clans so far.

Chicken, sporks and pudding.

Now I'm not in any of them, but pudding sounds the most appetizing.

Well I definitely wouldn;t want to eat a spork. Sounds painful, getting metal bits everywhere. 

FINALLY someone who understands that real sporks are metal sporks.

But ofcourse! No plastic silverware counts as real silverware lol!

Besides all the madness ^ this post, welcome to the forums. :)

Thank you :)

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