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"Hello children, I am your new teacher, mr. Smartass. Stop laughing! Anyways, I expect you to do whatever I say and complete every single page of homework in the time I give you to complete it. You all have to write a 250 page description on why I am awesome. If you do not get this done by tomorrow, I will whip you with a belt. Class desmissed!"

*Sigh*, some people just don't know the right way to use belts. It sucks to hang out with them.

You think a belt will motivate me?  I still have scars from switches and a razor strop.  Write your own description if you feel you need it.

I doubt anyone's ass could be smart. 

Anyway, welcome to the site, just don't be a troll.

I welcome you, but don't whip me with a belt or I'll have Arceus come and rip your throat out and roast it on a blazing fire!