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@TheWildOgre

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What?

Hmmmm

Any relation?

Perhaps, wabbit, perhaps

Ogre, this is your son.

I... uh... oops?

Well, he is an architect

Hey dad, long time no see

I like Ogre

Which?

All Ogres are one. Ogre Gang!

Ogre Gang!

Ogre Gang 2025. MAKE TRAIN ROBBERIES GREAT AGAIN

I like Ogre!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII... Can someone pls tell me why TF am I torturing myself ;-; XD

Cause you're not Ogre

Um.. do u know a guy named Bezro?

Is he a bot?

I'm not sure but he sent me a message, Saying this "I would suggest stopping all those corpses (really old threads) you seem to be resurrecting, you’ll get points taken without a proper license. Now points don’t really do anything, but you do look like a faggot, and if you’re annoying enough and End is having a bad day, or a good day possibly he might ban you. Thanks for reading my TED talk, now stop being a faggot and write something useful. Or fuck off."

Ever had your shit pushed in?

No! I just got on here yesterday! I just message him saying I need help with how to add a photo for my avatar! ;-;

Oh, so you only have a crush on him and need advice?

No I don't! ksdbkjsbf..... Im officaly speechless and I don't know wut to say that...

and I'm not sure! I just met all of ya'll and I'm new ;-;.... eh.... plus I don't know how old he is!

Oh. I see. I'll try and help.

Sure, it can be hard to talk to your crush. You're probably afraid they're going to judge you or you're going to say something stupid. Well, you probably will, but that's okay. Try and be yourself and ask them about themselves. You can even start with something simple like their favorite color or favorite food. Once you start talking, you'll find it gets easier to just keep going along.

Good luck!

I made a new account because I kind of uh..forgot my password... but I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH!!!! Why do u keep saying that x///x

No, hey, it's okay, I won't tell him!

You and Fluxion thinks I have a crush on him!!! I don't! ;-;....

Yeah, sure. I know. Of course you don't.

I think he likes the color green and chicken wings. You should ask him about those, even if you don't have a crush on him (wink wink)

I feel like I should know what this means (The part about the chicken wings)

Oh crap, Psycho, he's here.

Pretend you don't see him.

Why... why.. for the millionth time I don't like him!!!

Yes, yes, keep saying that!

(I'll tell him in secret and ask if he likes you too)

OMG I DONT!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE HIM!!!!!

Apparently I do because I just spent ten minutes telling her why her story isn't close at all to done or par with site standards and shouldn't be published any time soon. (I actually wrote a review)

I know.. I read it... And you do?

Lol no, you’re either like way too old or way too young. Besides, I already have a suicide partner.

I'm almost 16 and I kept telling him that I don't like u! I even mention that I don't even know your age

Oh, same age actually. How do you feel about car crashes

It's terrifying... I've been in a car crash 2 when I was younger.... why?

See? I told you if you just talk to your crush, things get easier.

I don't like him!!!!!!!! x///x! You are very difficult to get that in your head!!!!!!!

So, I've been busy with irl things lately, and haven't had much time to peruse CYS and keep up on all the news.  But I find it interesting that this psycho noob is so clearly infatuated with Bezro but is not really interesting in talking with him. 

I do not!!!!!!!!! Why!

Hey, DB, I can let you in on a secret. She has a big crush on him. So she's going to pretend to NOT like him when he's around, but in secret she really does like him. I'm trying to help her without telling him that she likes him.

I am officially giving up with trying to convince ya'll

Well, based on this thread, it seems that she really "like likes" him and doesnt just "like" him.  I agree that it would be better if she just up and let him know herself. I will attempt to keep this secret and not let Bezro know.

Why ya'll keep thinking that I like him? ;-;

Im confused as to why you think you dont like him?  

Yes! I don't! And I'm trying to convince Ogre11 that I don't like Bezro!....

Ogre is very intuitive and prescient. It would be wise to listen to him.  If you search your feelings I am sure that you will realize that he is absolutely correct.

Why.. How can you be so sure of that!

Wait. Are you now saying you don't like him?

Great job! We'll keep telling him here in public that you don't like him and I'll ask him again if he likes you

Glad you're back DBNB, and I hope all is well with you IRL. In your absence, Ogre seems to have taken up the role of chief provocateur, judging by this thread here.

What?!?

Pffffffffffffft

The forum was so good, everyone was writing reviews, and now I can't even glance in without seeing some feral retard smearing suspiciously brown fingerpaints on the walls.

Who could that be?

On the bright side, once you’re banned you can come up with a username that’s less cringe for the next account.

Who is that to?

Reading in non-threaded view is the worst of your sins.

At least, I really hope you’re not just stupid enough to not know how to read a forum. I suppose I shouldn’t rule it out.

State of the forums

Not that this isn't usually the case.