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Feel like a complete and utter idiot for not saying hello sooner.

lol don't worry about it that much. I've never actually made an offical "Hello-page" for myself and I know some other active members have not either.

Well I just kinda jumped into everything and such I didn't even look at the forum till yesterday

It's fine, that's what everyone does.

Welcome to the Mayhem that is the forums  ^-^

Thank you my fellow penguin

Why am I the only non-winter based creature to post on this particular thread?

Wellyou could be an honorary penguin

Someone has to be responsible for 'global warming' - might as well be you haha!

I see what you did there

I commend you on that burn. 

Haha I do believe you need some ice

I think it is non-active in the forum members who do this. Most of them go into oblivion.

Are you still dealing weapons hmmm?

Yup.

What dost thou haveth to sell

Name what thou wanteth and I will give you a price.

A division by -zero. :)

I desire a wing mounted miniguns and -$400

That will cost for it is hard to get these things. A better option would be a nuclear bomb.

No I do not need a weapon to wipe out da human race I need one to scare everyone

Would be interested in our BB gun section....

Har dee har har

Ok sir. Your original item will cost 8 bajillion dollars. Thats 800000000000000*1/80000000000000

No I will pay you with a high ranking in the new world

I want to rule the universe, you fool.

No you get any piece of land you desire

Why should I settle for that. I refuse to sell anything and I will crush you and your blithering followers.

You oils get any piece of land and you rule it how you wish

Oils? I shall crush you, hower you may try to pacify me.

I have a banana

Its gorrilla and they are not fans of bannanas, its the vile chimps. No chsnge in stand.

How about mango juice

Nope. Heres a deal. You can have puny eartg. busies himself in conquering the universe.

NO YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU GET 1COUNTRY TO RULE THAT IS THE DEAL!!!!!!

Okay, I get the country. continues conquering the universe

You get mars Saturn and Jupiter for universe and every other inhabited one that is discovered

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Cool you good with it

I desire the power to shape life as I wish ( oh wait I already have that)

I desire your life

No just just no