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A question that has been asked a bizzilon of times and Maybe even once or twice on here if I remember correctly. but where would all of you hide out and make camp that's in a location that you can get to fast. I would choose a movie theater, Most of the doors leading out are all made of heavy metal and the glass front doors can be boarded up, if attackers do manage to get through you still have like 6 different  metal door exits to escape from. 

Pretty sure they have their own backup generators to.

I'd probably go out onto the water someplace, maybe a lake on a boathouse. I could put up solar panels, have a few belongings, maybe a kitchen, and eat fish for the rest of my foreseeable life. 

;-;

Pretty much anywhere where the doors didn't operate via motion sensors and you didn't have to open them by just pushing. If we're going by normal zombie rules, then zombies're too dumb to pull or bang their hands against it, haha.

Grandparents house. Far out in the country, and my grandpa has many guns for killing zombies... and people.

...I'm screwed if there's a zombie apocalypse. We have a war veteran cemetery right across the street from us, and a much, much larger cemetery for non-veteran people less then a mile away.

Magic zombies? You're fucked. 

Viral zombies? We're all fucked. 

Better hope it's an infected-only kind of deal.

Does anyone think zombies would be able to go up stairs?

[sarcasm]Nooooo, they'd just fall flat on their face like a dumbass.[/sarcasm]

What do you guys honestly think?

I've been thinking about it for a while. Most of the time you see zombies shuffling around, not picking up their feet.

There's several movies with zombies going up stairs. Even the slow shuffling ones will eventually stumble up them.

Hmm. Alright then.

"have your people lower ladders or ropes for returning scavengers."

I've already formed a pact with a friend who's got a collection of swords up in his attic, so when the zombie apocalypse happens our plan is for me to go there and help defend.

Just let yourself get bit and embrace your new zombie life.

Somewhere with lots of food so I can stay there a long time without having to leave. Not a supermarket, 'cos there'd be too many glass doors to fortify. Maybe a corner shop, then I could just live on chocolate and melted slushies. ^_^

In an armored van. Zombie breakthrough-proof, mobile house, nice ramming tool, and can be stockpiled with food and guns.

i'd just go with the most logical option. go out to the middle of the wilderness with no one else around and try to live off the the land.

only if obcourse if the virus doesn't affect wildlife and only affects humans.

Zombies have dulled smell and hearing, so the only way I'd see it get any worse than a city-wide emergency is if the thingy makes spreads too fast or if the zombies get some big improvements over hoomanz.

Otherwise, you could just stack a bunch of bodies at the entrances of your block and just let your place smell like the dead, and then boil water in a windowless room for cooking, cleaning, whatever.  You'll smell dead, look like the dead, maybe if it gets really bad, eat the dead...

I would probably just die instantly. My bedroom is on the ground floor with my bed right under the window, add the fact that I can sleep through just about anything and the zombies will be breaking through the window and munching on me before I've even woken up.

Kill everything in sight, loot the corpses.

There might be a flaw in that plan...

You think I can't pickpocket a zombie? Have you ever maxed out your sneak skill before?

*Laughs* Buddy, doing it in a video game is probably going to be much different in real life.

Oh really? You don't say??? Sarcastic? I'm not being sarcastic!!!

Zombies are much less aware and much more stupid. Pick-pocketing should be easy regardless if you've got the skill maxed out.

I wonder if a crackhead zombie would act differently than a regular one. Like, what does it fiend for? Flesh, or drugs?

I'd imagine they'd move faster, but suffer from internal crystallization, muscle spasms, accelerated decrepitation of the brain and olfactory senses, short-term memory loss, (it stops in the middle of a chase because it forgot it spotted you) etc. Really, I doubt you'd have to worry about crack zombies, even if they were L4D special-types. They'd probably rot to death sooner than a normal one and be far less effective in the horde. Hell, they'd probably be a tripping hazard to the rest of the zombies.

PROTIP: If you get bit and can't kill yourself, snort some crack. Hell, snort ALL the crack. Carry 6 bricks of crack with you at all times in case of emergency. If you can't make magazine armor like in WWZ, cover yourself with big bags of crack. For the good of humanity.

Well i have always been good at climbing, and i don't live far from the forest. So probably in the trees closest to town to that i could occasionally go in and loot shops.I also have a bow and arrow, a giant baseball bat and a pocket knife at home, so i think i'm set.

What if you encounter a Smoker or a charger in the forest? Huh!? Where will your trees be then!? They'll take you right out of those trees and then kill the crap out of you! What if you're attacked by infected squirrels!? What if Drop Bears turn out to be real!?!

like i said i'll be near the town and able to escape. Get a vehicle, run over some pedestrians and find a different forest.

It's very difficult to outrun a horde of zombie squirrels and/or a Charger, and it's also very difficult to be in a tree and simultaneously in a vehicle that can get away from these things. If any of them see you first, you'd be well fucked, especially if it's a Smoker, because they'll yank you out of the tree and then your entire tree survival technique would be all for nought.

Don't forget the hulking, brutish, ever rampaging, Tank!

They don't move as quickly or charge around as much, which makes them less of a problem in forests.

The Baltimore harbor is probably an hour and a half walking distance from where I am now (reppin #410 till I die yo), much less the actual Chesapeake Bay. If worse comes worse we could probably walk there and get a boat, though we'd have to cross a highway, some forest, and the inner city to get there.

So I think where my house is atm is aight for now.

216 nigga, fuck Baltimore!

216 can suck on this dick, my nigga

Well played.

While you’re all preparing for the zombie apocalypse, you’re leaving yourselves dangerously under prepared for the alien invasion and robot uprising.

Aliens are easy to survive: Just soil yourself. If they're coming to eat you, they can't 'cause you've covered in excrement. If they're coming to probe your butthole, it'll be too clogged with your excrement. If they're coming to hunt you for sport, they'll be too disgusted with your pathetic soiling of yourself to consider you worthy prey. If they're coming to reproduce with you, hope they're fecephiles. Finally, if they're coming to wipe out Mankind, testimony from both yourself and your friends will consider them that no one with human dignity would soil themselves whenever they encounter danger, and hence you're not human.

For Robots, just say "THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE!" If that doesn't work, just start working as the guy who replaces the batteries of our Robot Overlords. I've always treated my Toaster and Roomba well, they'll make sure I get the position and am spared.

XD

Ooh yea I had a dream about aliens, they were able to detect humanity with senseors so you we're able to hide, scariest dream ever

I have proved that theory, "If you die in a dream, you die in real life" wrong so many times. Every dream I have there is a 1/2 chance that I end up dying. You just get used to it I suppose.