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Well, today my dad saw my iPad opened up on one of the pages of Endmaster's 'Lovesick'. And he thinks I wrote it!!! Fuck, my parents say they're gonna sit down and have a "talk" with me. Just cuz I've said some mildly fucked up things in the past doesn't mean I'd go as far as Endmaster!! 

This is gonna be one shitty weekend...

They should be proud of you if they thought you wrote 'Lovesick'.

I know, right!? They think I can write that well apparently.

So it's totally cool if you're reading it, just so long as you didn't actually write it?

*sees title* Yes, ple--waaaait a minute.

So tell them the truth, that it wasn't you and explain it was actually a 30-40-something-year-old archivist? :P 

I must say it's very noble of you that you're refusing to take the credit for this masterpiece. ^_^

Do your parents not have any kind of grasp on how the internet works then? You can't show them your account, and how it's obviously not the same as Endmaster's?

Oh well, if that doesn't work you can take credit for Death Song and Ground Zero and all the others too, might as well. Not sure how old you are (but since your user name has 'Sonic' in it I'm guessing not very...) so if your parents think you're Endmaster I bet they'll think it's pretty impressive...or even more disturbing you were writing that kind of thing back in 2008. :P

Mizal raises a good point. It's been published for 8 years. Do your folks genuinely think you could write like that when you were, what, six? For If so, holy crap. xD Your folks have more blind faith in you than my mom ever had in me...

Of all the EndMaster stories, that was probably about the worst one for them to think that you wrote.

I dunno, I still think “A Very Special…” is a lot meaner. Get way more flak for that one.

Oddly, Love SICK actually gets less complaints than some of the more "normal" stories. About the only people that really complain about that one are Mormons.

Aw, I was excited for a minute. Wonder marvel's ever going to use him. 

Yep!

Yeah, Wiggle struck hard at you when she called you a "meanie" in Love SICK's comments.

Okay, I explained to them yesterday how it wasn't mine. They understand now. Besides, this should've been the least of their worries...

SONIC'S DAD: Ooooooh so our son didn't write anything! He was just reading an inappropriate story by a mysterious stranger!

SONIC'S MOM: Well I'm glad that's cleared up. Let’s all have a glass of milk and go to bed!

*Everyone laughs and credits roll while cheesy sitcom music plays*

Darn I thought it was going to be this one.
 

Yeah, I'd say it was more like this one. Except with a lobotomized two year old. Nobody's ever gonna get that.XD

Could be worse. What if they'd stumbled across Warrior cats? That cat porn could've gotten you in a lot of trouble. Good thing they're banned now.