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9 years ago

I recently logged in and realized that I haven't been active since at least my 20th birthday... which was almost a full year ago now. And yet still nobody has claimed my shiny top poster trophy. Are these trophies even still in circulation? Because logically I should not have this anymore with as many people posting in that time.

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Well, 6092 is a pretty large number. But, perhaps we wanted to be nice and let you keep it. :)

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9 years ago

Very possibly :P

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9 years ago
People don't have as much to say I guess.

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I definitely was an opinionated little shit

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Goddamn bo You're still alive ha ha

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Barely XD.

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Im just not going to respond. I will probably make a fool of myself In front of this famous member.

*Click!* Damn't I sent the message!

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Better then being dead #noafterlife

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But if there's no afterlife, wouldn't that mean nothing negative as well as positive? That's pretty nuetral at best

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Rather be going in reverse then being stuck in neutral for eternity. 

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But if there's no afterlife then there'd be no eternity (at least not that you'd experience). Everything would be over for you, no more experiences at all. You can't even be sad that you don't have any experiences anymore.

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Yeah but the existential dread I'd get in this world would be experienced. And thats suck ha ha

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You're also ignoring the possibility that part of your consciousness will attach itself to a flower, which will then develop the will to live and begin stalking random children across the world to mock their moral decisions.

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A pot of petunias?

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Do you have some sort of history with petunias that we (or better yet a licensed psychologist) should know about?

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Goddamnit, Asriel. Get a fucking life.

Oh wait.

You don't have one.

#THATMEANSTWOTHINGS

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You'd have problems too if you're magical goat mom was as hot as mine.

#FREUDIANFLOWEY

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Wat.

They're goats?

I always thought that they were furriesy dragon people.

#Amirite

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¿Por qué no los dos?

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Porque los dragones comen las cabras. Comiendo a sí mismo está muy mal, Brad, muy mal.

Also, RG02 is a good look on you.

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Drachen fressen doch alles und trotzdem bumsen sie alles. Nur ist es eigenartig, wenn man es eigenartig macht.

I ran out of Spanish. Also, same to you, Flowey...?

...Hey, Bluefur, should we slap some bunny ears on Mardox and make him RG01?

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She is one of my 5...

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Seriously. I can't watch her sprite's walk cycle without hearing "Her Strut" by Bob Seger.

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I can't view her fanart without hearing "Shook me All Night Long" or some other chubby-chaser anthem. You think she likes sandwiches?

I ship her with Geralt the Witcher, that'd be goddamn amazing.

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Waaait a second... You look at her fan art!? I mean, she's one of my 5 too, but that doesn't mean you just go looking up pictures of them...

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I did do it once, just to see what was going on with her... Nothing extreme, just... Y'know...

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And I thought I was the only guy who listened to 80s sex music while looking at furry art.

I haven't played The Witcher, so I really can't appreciate Geralt as a character.

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Basically a sarcastic version of the Nameless man from the Fistful of Dollars series. A young Harrison Ford kind of character. Walk into town, get fame, kick ass, bone the leading lady, all while making snappy remarks to just about everything and somehow managing to adhere to a code of honor.

My dealio is that he's already at odds with monsters, even sentient ones, and that his main girl is kind of a Game-of-Thronesy seductress who's all about the wang and doesn't really care about his feelings or his sort-of-but-not-really daughter. It'd be quite the character arc to see him meet a sexy monster who's actually emotionally responsible, and it would be interesting to see how she'd deal with a monster slayer that somebody hired to find a missing jaundiced girl.

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Reckless cannibalization of the English language aside, I agree that would be a nice pairing, with Toriel's insistence on showing mercy to even the most unworthy and Geralt's batman-esque indifference towards the lives of monsters.

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Not to mention, they both have white hair, so, you know, it's thematic. If I had less shame, I would submit it to Tumblr and see if it ever gets big, but that place is so very unclean...

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Haha, that's a good one! 

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.

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Which won't matter once you're dead ;)

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But with no afterlife, the only thing that matters is your life. 

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#yolo420

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#hashtag

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#ironyisso2015

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#soissarcasm

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I'VE BEEN TRYING, DAMN IT!

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TRY HARDER

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I've always wanted to have one of those top poster trophies. I will soon have my victory. Soon..

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Make more self motivational threads. Get into random squabbles with the younger people on this site. Be creepily enthusiastic and welcoming to newbies.

Hm, do forum game posts still count towards the total? If so, we need another one of those incredibly post spammy games.

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Yeah, that's one of the reasons why forum games no longer count toward the total. 

I was actually just noticing yesterday:  I've been a site member since 2006, & only just now passed 4000 posts.  I've been on a certain rp site less than a year & have over 11,000 

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Ohhhhhh yeaaaah buddy

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Ah, so that's why my post count dropped all of a sudden. I should be ashamed in hindsight at the proportion of my posts were just Commander threads, haha.

But this is good, I think, since we're seeing more activity in the actual writing and discussion forums now, as far as I can see.

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We did have a game titled "Ban The Member Above You" and that went on for a long while, but for some reason the Mods deleted it. @Sethaniel may I ask why?

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Because it was pretty spammy?

I dunno, sometimes big threads disappear without the mods deleting them.

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Nah, I disagree that you should get into random squabbles, it's better to be really encouraging so they automatically reply with 'That's so amazing thank you so much' and then you can respond to their praise with some observation. :P

I can also recommend the following if you want to get your post-count up: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

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Howdy stranger!  ^v^

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Well hello there young penguin!

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What!? You mean, I stole this from Aman!? Oh god, the shame....

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Disgusting. I remember when I took it from Killa. Man, those were the days. 

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Well, theoretically someone could have stolen it from me, and I could have bumped down into Aman's previous spot. If you want to call it that, since technically I could have been taking it from you, who took it from Aman, but hey it's all about perspective.

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Lol, from the thread title alone one might think you're referring to the batch of games from the last six or so months...

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3 or so years...

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What games are you referring to?

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I don't think he's referring to any specifc set of games (besides WC which was banned a while ago) it just so happens that a lot of crappy games are published, which is to be expected and something that has pretty much always happened.

And because I dont feel like posting twice: hey bo.

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Right, although quiller wrote a great post recently on what it takes to get a 7/8 or 8/8. It gives me hope that it's still possible to get such a rating! Right now I don't have a 7/8 idea, sadly, so I will just have to go back to the drawing board! You'd love my Notepad, it must have about 70 ideas on it, lol.

If only I could have 100% dream recall, then the amazing story would already have written itself...

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Ahh, I assumed he meant forum games. That makes more sense.

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Welcome back fam.

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sup homie

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Man, it's hard to get a decent post count with the forum clean-outs. I lost over three hundred when the first wave hit! Believe me, if I kept to the same account and we didn't have the forum clean-outs I'd probably have one of those trophies myself (not all shiny but just the regular, bland one).

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Guess you should just start posting quality and not only on the spam ;)

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Yo.

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Shit, I didn't think I was gonna get burned today. Do you have some ice water I can use?

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YoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoYoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoYoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoYoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoYoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoYoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

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Yo dawg, I got some...."ah-low veh-rah".

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Well didn't this thread go viral.

I have an ice pack here, the nice thing is you have to punch it a few times before applying the ice on your neck. Great for releasing all that pent-up energy. 

Go get them son!

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I need to up my shitposting game. 

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heartBo AND Quillster back? Oh day of days! 

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Hey Drak, long time no see :)

And a very belated hello to Bo too!

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I missed you most of all Quill. Still have that epic sketch you drew me for Whitechapel. I shall treasure it always.

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Oh goodness. I don't think ever finished it, come to think of it. If you've got the sketch hosted online somewhere, could you send me a link?

I'll get around to coloring it when I'm not running short on both food and sleep XD

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See, there you go Quilly! Helping out another ol' bro.

Please pay attention to me as I try to be funny. I only want some one to give me attention. Please, I beg you, draw me like one of your French girls.