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Hello everyone. I just wanted to ask if you could be so kind as to share with all of Cystia, the things that always make you laugh.

It could be a picture, a video, or even a funny joke. But, go ahead, don't be shy! Most of us We won't bite!

I'll go first.

-This video, by the one and only Papa Franku always seems to make me laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jZXbhe6-rg&feature=youtu.be

-This also makes air force out of my oral orifice.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqg5FCR7NrpvlBWMXdt-5Vg

^ This guy, to varying degrees, because I find his snarky game and poster commentary pretty funny. (NSFW, though.)

And yes, that dog's expression is priceless.

Have you checked out Jim Sterling? He's a chubby English gentlemen who used to work for Escapist, and he's got a very cynical and profane sense of humor I think you may appreciate. 

Here's him talking about microtransactions. I thought it was amusing. 

boop.

Actually, no. I'll check him out, thanks.

Dang it, also forgot Rick and Morty and One Punch Man.

http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Rick-and-Morty

https://kissanime.to/Anime/One-Punch-Man

Mali stuff makes me make walrus noises. 

People who can't read this.

Easily. 

Heheheh

Out of that, only one word threw me for a bit, and I could still read it, I just had to actually think about it rather than breezing through it. But yeah, the human mind's ability to make sense of things is pretty cool... and I'm pretty sure I've already seen stories like that. ;)

*Well aren't you a fucking special panda?

Pretty sure it depends on how bad you can jack up the order fo the letters and their variety, <I actually lost the word here, but is it "setting"?> all the vowels up front makes it harder.

Lol, got it.

The first and last letters are supposed to stay in the same place. Why is "if" written backwards as "fi"? Every other two letter word, even three letter words, are arranged properly.

I read it a bit slow, but still able to understand.

Dead baby jokes, abortion jokes, racist jokes, etc. Not sure I can post any of the ones that I find really funny without the mods deleting it.

One story that always makes me crack up is how child labour is abused in China. I forgot the company name, but they locked children on the top floor and forced them to keep working. Some of the kids decided to end it all and jump out the window. To prevent their workers from killing themselves, the company put a net around the top floor. So any kid that tried to jump out was caught in the net. XD I can never tell this story without laughing to the point I'm crying.

Well, I'm a fan of all offensive jokes, but child slaves being unable to kill themselves to end their torment isn't the most hilarious thing, Danaos.

He told it wrong like a typical round eye. It's much funnier in the original Cantonese. 

Holy fuck you're edgy. 

Maybe you aren't picturing it like I am.

It's like you have someone that's really trying to get something (in this case, death) and then at that last moment, right when they think they have it, SYKE! Just fucking with you, we put a net around the building. Now get back to work.

...Still not that funny.

I find it funny that you find it funny.

I found it funny that he tried to explain it like a comedian who is dying on stage.

"No, see there's like this baby, and it's getting raped by Nazis...no wait, just listen guys. So it tries to commit suicide by going an abortion clinic but...hang on I'm getting to the good part! And so...HEY! This is hard to do guys! I don't go to your place of business and knock the dick out of your hand!"

Are the people in the audience leaving?

They're more like heckling and throwing rotten tomatoes at you.

Not sure why anyone would be surprised by your sense of humor at this point though. I'm still convinced that you're probably a robot still trying to learn human emotions.

You sound like the kind of guy who is going to snap and get revenge on the normies. 

At least he's not a /pol/ dancer... Yet.

We're not supposed to talk about the Australian Forestry Chatroom! 

I would never! I value human life too much to just snap at people.

Fuck me, dude, you are a weird son of a bitch. I like offensive humor. I do. I know a lot of sick jokes. But "Ha, these kids want to die and they don't get to! Fuck you!" is really, really not funny. See, let's put another example: "That black dude wanted to have a nice life with his white girlfriend, and the day of his wedding he was lynched!" See? Not really funny.

I don't think we're picturing it wrong, buddy. I think you're weird.

The way you phrased the kids dying was hilarious, but I don't think the black guy getting lynched was funny. Not in that context. That's just wrong.

You're a weird dude.

Agree. Some people are just so insensitive these days.

...In an anti-joke sort of way... I can maybe see it...?

"What's worse - stapling ten babies to one tree, or one baby to ten trees?" is one I've heard. Actually, first time I heard it was from a friend who was telling it to the science teacher when he didn't realize she was pregnant...

I wouldn't call it funny. I don't think there's quite a word for it. It's one of those things where you huff, in a fashion which could almost be called laughing, and shake your head while reflecting on just how messed up society is. It brings to mind this song. 

Specifically the opening lyric, which says
"The world's on fire but we're all smiling
Though it's all our fault
But life is short so we resort to laughing through it all"

Filthy Frank always cheers me up.

Also, I've never been that interested in shipping and funny romance stuff. But there is an exception -- RWBY. Dunno why, but all the WhiteRose and Bumblebee shippings make me giggle like a little girl.

The Ciaphus Cain books always make me chuckle. WH40k is so comically grimdark that it's easy to make fun of. 

Ah PTSDog.

As for moments that make me laugh almost without fail, from a YTP known as Frollo and Gaston get a life, 'Beata Maria, you know I am a Holyshit! My Hair is on FIRE!' *Frollo's hair was on fire at the time and he JUST now noticed it*

>Psychic test

>Tab out for 100+ seconds

>I am a fucking X-men.

Dank memes.

A baby smile and her behavior, a funny dance always make me laugh.