Non-threaded

Forums » The Lounge » Read Thread

A place to sit back, hang out, and make monkey noises about anything you'd like.

ASMR

9 years ago
Audio vape thread.



Highlights of the comments include:

"Omg I've literally been looking for a soap tapping video for what is it two years now and finally I found this one..."

"I never knew carving and tapping soap would cause so many tingles"

Speaking of ASMR, I had a CSGO match a few days ago where a teammate wouldn't stop breathing in their mic.
Me: Your mic sensitivity is really high man
Him: It's ASMR shut the fuck up

Can find more on r/audiovape...which I just created so there isn't anything there

ASMR

9 years ago

I'll be sure to watch it later.

ASMR

9 years ago

ASMR: It's not porn!... Well, maybe a little.

Tbh, the only ones that really seem to work for me are ones with headphone sensitivity, so when they pretend to make noise close to one of your ears, it feels like it's right next to my ear, which makes me ASMR like a goddamn bass guitar string. Otherwise, clicking and tapping on everything seems weird/unnecessary, but I guess I'm not very sensitive to it.

I really just wanna make a video where I click things together and talk softly, then break out into Swedish satanic death metal.

ASMR

9 years ago

Did someone say "satanic"? :D

ASMR

9 years ago

Now now, Danaos. These are Swedish death metal Satanists, not actual ones, meaning they're edgelords pretending to worship Satan because of the badass connotations, but in reality they probably think real Satanists are all cultists who legitimately believe in a Satan and actually commit ritual rape and murder. Rather than, y'know, Atheist edgelords doing appropriated pagan shit just to piss off Christians, which Satanists actually are. Satanic bands have a higher chance of being legitimately White Supremacist than they have of being legitimately Satanic, just like that nutjob who tried to turn Mount and Blade VC into a godawful tabletop game and succeeded.

ASMR

9 years ago

Do it.

ASMR

9 years ago

With a voice like mine, you'd be able to tell something was up right away. I can either talk or whisper, there is no in-between.

ASMR

9 years ago

Can you shout?

ASMR

9 years ago

Verily!

ASMR

9 years ago

Like, how loud can you go?

On a scale of 1-20 with 1 being a slightly raised voice, to 10 being a Dragon Shout how loud can you project your voice?

ASMR

9 years ago

I can do anything from 1-23, but my low-volume makers only register two modes.

ASMR

9 years ago

I'm sorry, I meant 1-10. Not 1-20.

1 is mildly raised and 10 is Dragon Shout.

Nice.

ASMR

9 years ago

I skipped to a random part of the video and was instantly greeted by the sound of someone crushing pebbles with their teeth. I didn't know it was possible for my ears to shrivel. Is it normal for a part of my brain to feel like it's been groped. I feel super uncomfortable. I got the same feeling as when this stranger old man had grabbed onto my wrist and tried to force me into a kiss a few months ago D:

I guess I'm not into it... When I work I have an app on my phone which plays a rain loop ^_^

ASMR

9 years ago

You should have went in for the kiss, then bit down on his lips. Pretend your a cannibal and you're trying to literally tear them off.

ASMR

9 years ago

I would have just went with it.

ASMR

9 years ago

Unfortunately I don't think I've found my trigger yet...

ASMR

9 years ago

I like the sound of kittens being crushed by women's high heels. It's just that the high, innocent squeals they make turn me on... a lot.

ASMR

9 years ago

If you close your eyes during the first bit, you can imagine a squadron of crickets tap dancing and it syncs perfectly: fact.