It's Halloween.
All good characters must miss one turn. Evil characters gain one to all dice rolls. Neutral characters are unaffected.
This event will last until the end of the round.
I've been real good lately.
Luckily you made a saving throw, so you may take your turn as normal.
I'm just too good.
Halloween just became an excuse for all the girls I know to dress slutty that evening. I mean, they already do that on occasion, but the skirts were shorter that night.
I gave away 23 Kit Kats, ate one, and then went to bed.