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Themightythor

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6 days ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KZga046wChI
Mizal

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6 days ago
I see somebody still hasn't bothered to get a diagnosis.
Mizal

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6 days ago
@Avery_Moore also why did the Bri*ish name a town a whimsical medieval word for the female hymen?
Avery_Moore

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5 days ago

What? You mean Cuntsville?

Mizal

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5 days ago
Me: "Briar is joking."

"Briar has to be joking."

"....Briar is joking, right?"

I hate you for making me spend way too long considering whether I should Google "Cuntsville, UK."
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EndMaster

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5 days ago

Only minor related, but what the hell this is a shitpost thread now anyway.

So in the movie Shaun of the Dead, Shaun's buddy Ed at some point says to the group, "What's up my niggas?"

This line of course being said by a fat white Brit is amusing for obvious reasons, however the lesser known fact is this line was the "censored" version of the original.

Originally he was to say "What's up cunts?" but for some weird reason this was actually considered more offensive to it got changed to niggas instead.

Probably one of the rare times where the censored version of something was better.

Mizal

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5 days ago
"Cunt" is a major female-targeting insult to Americans, or at least it's never used ironically to greet your friends, it's pretty much solely for people you hate.

In the UK and Australia of course they use it more casually, but not everyone knows that and it's the kind of thing the MPAA board would be squinting at. "My niggas" is a pretty good match for the more playful intended tone I'd say.


Avery_Moore

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5 days ago

In Australia, it is actually used as a term of endearment. For example; "Kevin! Stop being a fucking cunt, mate!"

fresh_out_the_oven

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5 days ago
I've heard either thrown around casually. I once innocently called a friend of mine the former, and she was incredibly pressed about it. It feels severe to me.
Avery_Moore

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5 days ago

Briar is joking. And now I am googling funny town names in the U.K. to try and figure out where you are actually talking about...

Twatt?

EndMaster

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5 days ago

Twatt was one of those words I got confused on how it's actually pronounced when I was a kid.

Like in the Viz comic there was a character called Victor Pratt the Stupid Twatt.

Now Viz being Viz, always loved doing rhyming names so one could assume it's "Twatt" that would rhyme with "At"

But up until that point I always heard it in the US pronounced as "Twatt" rhyming with "What" (Or watt)

 

What's the point of all this? Nothing, this is a shitpost thread that apparently is now full of Brit words that are considered filthier in the US, but are light hearted and charming in the UK.

Avery_Moore

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4 days ago

In the U.K. it is definitely pronounced "Twat" rhymes with "at".

Mizal

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5 days ago
Twat is not whimsical! Neither is cunt, and they're both the word for the entire hoohah anyway!

This thread alerted me to a pretty sizeable city called "Maidenhead", for reasons. That's the poetic/fantasy/medieval word for the hymen or a girl's virginity, that's weird, okay. 150,000 people are writing this down as their location of residence. "Cuntsville" would be better, honestly.
Avery_Moore

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4 days ago

Oh, okay. I'll be honest. I never even heard of Maidenhead. There are some seriously weird place names in the U.K. When I looked up "Funny places names in the U.K." to try and figure out where you were talking about, Maidenhead didn't even make the cut.

We've got:

  • Bitchfield
  • Crapstone
  • Brokenwind
  • Cocks
  • Shitterton
  • Butthole Lane
  • Slag Lane
  • Cockermouth
  • Titty Ho
  • Fanny Barks
  • Brown Willy
  • Great Cockup
  • Crackpot
  • Pratts Bottom
  • Upperthong
  • Penistone
  • Sandyballs
  • Wetwang
  • Scratch Arse Ware
  • Nob End
  • Bell End
  • Sluts Hole
  • And my personal favourite... Fingringhoe
EndMaster

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4 days ago

In some alternate timeline, The Beatles recorded the songs Butthole Lane and Bitchfield Forever rather than Penny Lane and Strawberry Fields Forever.

Anthraxus

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4 days ago

"In Butthole Lane, there is a proctologist showing photographs
Of every hole he's had the pleasure to know
And the people that show and go
Stop and say hello"

Fabrikant

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3 days ago
Victorians named many places ironically, so if you are going to a place called "Paradise Something" it is invariably soggy and gnat-infested.

Also this reminds me of the town of "Barrow Guerney" which isn't saying the same thing twice, although it looks like it, and "Torpenhow Hill," which is actually composed of four different words for hill.


Mizal

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3 days ago
I just want to know how many people lived in Slut's Hole. (Probably too many, but at the same time less than you'd think.)
Anthraxus

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3 days ago
Doing a little digging I came across this snippet:

SLUTS’ HOLE, 2018

This rather extravagant name was given in the12th Century to a row of ancient tumbledown cottages nestled against the south wall of the churchyard of St Nicholas Church in Chiswick, which was then a small village on the boundary of London.

Sluts Hole was a narrow pathway lined with cottages lived in by fishermen, watermen, and small traders; their families lived in extreme poverty. It led to a landing place for a ferry over the River Thames, which was then the only crossing point for miles. It has often been claimed that the name Slut’s Hole’ came about from the nefarious other services provided to travellers by the impoverished women folk attempting to supplement their meagre income. But it has also been suggested that the name was derived from the Saxon word for ‘sluice’.

Now Chiswick is a leafy suburb in the west of London and, unsurprisingly, the street has long since been renamed. It’s now called Fisherman’s Place. But, naturally, the name ‘Slut’s Hole’ still reverberates in the folklore and history of Chiswick, raising the question of the origin of such an audacious name. Indeed, there are many anecdotal indications that the old cottages truly did harbour local ladies fighting against their poverty by providing carnal pleasures to travellers crossing the river by ferry.

Just one of many comments from the period: ‘I wondered how the whores made a living and thought of passing kings and bishops on their way to Hampton Court, the Thames being the main thoroughfare from Tudor times onwards’.
hetero_malk

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6 days ago

Honestly I'm just glad this one isn't Ryder 

Mizal

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5 days ago
I'm mostly just confused.

Putting aside the general baseline weirdness of a dude who has barely interacted with you still obsessively creeping this way months later, what was the actual point of this thread?

Given the alt name I guess he might be in narcissistic god complex mode again and imagining this is all some epic burn though.

Mostly though he just ruined his dorkily charming claim of not consuming "junk" media or anything after 2020. And is also once again a weak-chinned liar who can't follow through with dramatic claims of leaving.
EndMaster

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5 days ago

Remember, all your posts are just proving his point and it's actually awesome!

benholman44

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5 days ago

Called it months ago. 

peachcobbler

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4 days ago
This site is crazy.
Fluxion

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4 days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbg67yEMrxQ