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THE FILES

10 years ago

So, I stole some files from ISen (Woot, finally got an easy-to-type-on-an-iPod nickname for him!) who stole them from the mods, so here they are (I thought I'd put them all in the same place so they could be easily edited)!

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10 years ago

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Name: Aman

Disorder(s): Religious mania, Schizophrenia, Orinthophobia.

Charge(s): Mass animal abuse
 
Name: BerkaZerka
Disorder(s): Serial Killer complex, Schizophrenia, Chaetophobia
Charges: attempted murder of Aman
 
Name: Drakilian
Disorder(s): Tuxedo Fetish, Hair-activated OCD, maybe severe NPD.
Charge(s): Mass vandalism of BZ and Aman's property through misuse of giant monstrosities, unlawful standing in front of what looks like some sort of tree.
 
Name: Endmaster
Disorder(s): Pyromania, Serial killer complex, Schizophrenia, Psychosis, Cotard's syndrome, Sadomachochism, (etc. etc.)
Charge(s): Simply read LoveSICK... I can't say anything more.
 
Name:Fireplay
Disorder(s): Pyromania, Psychosis, Clinical Lycanthropy
Charge(s): Mass Vandalism, arson, mass animal abuse, interfactional war crime (etc. etc.)
 
Name: Silverflame
Disorder(s): Psychopathic, Night Terrors*, Schizophrenia*, Obsession-Oriented Rage,* Relative Sanity, (<- WORST PROBLEM) Gender Confusion Syndrome Nevermind, she is definitely a she... Insomnia
Charge(s): shish-kababing people with a Valkryian spear*, harboring other crazies.
*See Elizabeth in BtW.
 
Name: Galobtter
Disorder(s): Clinical Lycanthropy, Serial Killer Complex, Psychosis, Psychopathic.
Charge(s): Rape and triple murder, Attempted murder of SentinelPenguin.
 
Name: Amy2
Disorder(s): Schizophrenia, Psychosis, Split Personality Syndrome*, Insomnia.
Charge(s): I honestly don't know... I guess she's here just for therapy?
*More information needed. Maybe even seperate files on each of her (so far) nine personalities.
 
Name: Bobmcbob (deceased)
Disorder(s): Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, Mental Retardation, Morbid Obesity, Elephantitus, Gangrene, Bestialty.
Charge(s): Mass trolling, Sexual Abuse of the Mantis Shrimp that ripped off his genitals, thus killing him.
 
Name: SentinelPenguin
Disorder(s): Psychopathic, Schizophrenia, Clinical Lycanthropy, Serial Killer Complex, Mania, Dementia, Several Psychoses, Sadism, Phobiaphobic, Skooma Addict,(And counting)
Charges: Attempted murder of Galobtter, Interplanetary war crime, several crimes against peace and general humanity.
 

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10 years ago

Aaaaaaand this is the post for replies.

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10 years ago
Somewhere out in the world a therapist just woke up from a nightmare only to find the nightmare of reality to take its place.

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10 years ago

Only if that therapist is on CYS.

........ You're not a therapist, are you? ^Suspicious face^

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10 years ago

But I'm a he :o

Imma dude :p

Edit: You forgot my insomnia :P

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10 years ago

Wait, WHAAAAAAAAT?! You're a DUDE?!

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10 years ago

No SHE is not

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10 years ago

But... Wha... Mixed... Signals... SO CONFISED! GAH, SO CONFUSED I CAN'T EVEN SPELL CONFUSED RIGHT EXCEPT WHEN I DID!

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10 years ago

Hey, I did say I was gender confused :/

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10 years ago

True, very true. So hat does that make Alvin (when he kidnapped you and ... Stuff)

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10 years ago

True, very true. So hat does that make Alvin (when he kidnapped you and ... Stuff)

^

I don't understand a word what you're saying.

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10 years ago

If you're a guy, and Alvin kidnapped and spanked you (multiple times), then what does that make him? (You're still a girl)

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10 years ago

:P

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10 years ago

:p

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10 years ago

Yay I'm not grouped with the crazy people!!!!

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10 years ago

You just ask to get added in it now.

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10 years ago

Sliver is a girl. She's just confuse. 

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10 years ago

Also I love the RWBY pic.

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10 years ago

It's funny that the only girls on the list both suffer from insomnia :o

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10 years ago

Skooma addict? That's even worse than being a milk drinker.

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10 years ago

Yeah, I tried to see what was different about drinking skooma and not drinking skooma,and if there were any cool visual effects about being virtually high... but then, NOTHING. And I broke my mind at that point, drinking all the skooma obsessively to see if it resulted in a high. I eventually recovered, but they still think I'm an addict due to my hoarding it to put on my weapons. Don't use it as a lubricant or she'll get an orgasm 10 seconds into the event and simply not be able to go any further.

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10 years ago

Try sleeping tree sap

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10 years ago

I did, but it wasn't as good as felldew, but I gave that up too because the withdrawal hurt like a bitch, and i didn't want to end up like those creepy buggers at the end of the dungeon...

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10 years ago

Here, you better keep my file in this shredder for safe keeping...

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10 years ago

Of course I will. But it's a picky shredder, you know, so the file has to be completly correct. So is there anything that has been missed?

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10 years ago

Of course not angel

(There are not enough trees in the forest for all the books they could write...)

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10 years ago

But we're on th internet, somwe don't need trees. Also, why are we whispering?

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10 years ago

We don't want Aman to hear us...

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10 years ago

that would be horrible.

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10 years ago

*sticks my head into the huddle.*

What are we whispering about? Does it involve fire?

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10 years ago

Wanna burn BZ on a stake?

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10 years ago

INTRUDER! INTRUDER IN THE SECRET HUDDLE OF SECRET-Y SECRECY! *Thwacks Fireplay with my nine tails*

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10 years ago

Hey guys, what are we talking about?

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10 years ago

MORE INTRUDERS! *Ties small whips to the ends of my tails and Thwacks Fireplay and Drak with them*

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10 years ago

If only I was a masochist

"AHHHHHH, GET THIS CRAZY BITCH OFF ME!"

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10 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA, I'M NOT ON YOU, JUST WHIPING THE SH*T OUT OF YOU!

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10 years ago

Sentinel forgot to add my attempted genocide of the mustaches and my attempts at killing necronight. Add please.

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10 years ago

Just wanted to point out that I'm the most normal out of all of you.

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10 years ago

Thats probably true. :P

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10 years ago

Shiny, isn't it? 

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10 years ago

Yeah just rub it in my face.

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10 years ago

What are you talking about? :P

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10 years ago

If a spam war starts over this, I for one will not be pleased.

On another note, Good to have you back Cool.

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10 years ago

I promise it will not be as bad as when we first got on. 

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10 years ago

lol Very! Im kinda driven when I see something I like though so watch your back. ;)

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10 years ago

I'm surprised I haven't been added I have been threatened. FYI my disorders would be ADD, ADHD a bit OCD a few others I will leave to the imagination.

(I'm not any of these in real life but hey this is the Internet)