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This is a horrible, HORRIBLE thing. 
"Realistic Warrior Cats" is not "realistic" at all! Actual cats live in the wild, I've seen a cat with a few other cats walk around (they are wild) IRL. I believe there are probably actual clans or whatnot irl, BUT yes maybe the medicine cat thing is a bit un-real, though all else is. Cats can fight, they are actually born hunters lol they can't even taste sugar cause the evolved. And everything fits along, so shut up about your hate on warriors cats.

-- @Squirrelflight2468 on 1/17/2015 12:56:52 AM

Left on Realistic Warrior Cats. 

This comment is hilarious, because it just shows how far a WC fan will go to defend their favorite books. Those cats she saw in the wild must've been strays, so jumping to conclusions when you don't even know what it really is... Well it's just stupid.

And why would cats be in clans in real life? Badgers are thirsty for cat blood, so they wouldn't need to defend themselves, and plus they're not smart enough to do things like that, as opposed to the infinitely superior dog.

Cats aren't natural born hunters, they're just cats, and cats couldn't have evolved, and even if they did, why would that evolution only stop them from tasting sugar?

This comment... It's just fucking hilarious.

-_- Never go full retard, Chris. 

The second to last paragraph about cat evolution is my favorite, only because this is really where I can't tell if you are joking or serious.

Eh, a little bit of both. Honestly, sometimes I wonder if my IQ likes to drop from it's normal state (112) to a much lower state (50-75) for a few minutes.

Click!

I'm going to write Mythological Cats and have the Manticore Clan, the Chimera Clan, the Sphinx Clan and the Lammasu Clan!

Hopefully it'll be good. Jk, I know it'll be good, it's an EndMaster story. But you probably won't actually make it.

Nah, but if I was going to make fun of Warrior Cats that's the route I'd probably go; gigantic feline monsters ripping into each other (and humanity).

Lol, sounds like another EndMasterpiece.

I swear, if you make a Warriors storygame, it will become, as Chris said, and 'EndMasterpiece.' We will all laugh the shit out of our pants.

I just noticed a grammar mistake in the second paragraph: 'Badgers *aren't thirsty for cat blood...'

I feel like more of an idiot than I actually am.

Cats couldn't have evolved? What?

*Facepalm* I regret posting this.

You went full retard.

Never go full retard.

I can imagine a campaign poster, saying:

"Never go full retard, it saves lives if you don't."

Truthfully, it DOES save lives.

As nonsense as the original comment is, (Cats aren't social animals in the wild. I can't imagine they'd be having huge packs with heirarchies and hunting parties. There is no such thing as a real life clan.)  Yes, it was stupid, but this is far stupider. (Dogs are superior, but the reason cat's don't make packs as opposed to dogs isn't because they're stupid, it's because their ancestors were big enough to live solitary lives in the wild.)

Also, Badgers aren't thirsty for cat blood so much as they're thirsty for ALL BLOOD. You see, badgers are indestructible, ass-kicking little shits who, (according to the now somewhat digging-rodent-less ecosystem in our yard) will travel with their hombres and murder the fuck out of things that piss them off. Did your tomato plant piss them off? That tomato plant will no longer exist. Do your flowers piss them off? Those flowers are dead, dead plants. Did your bird feeder piss them off? Its days are numbered. Did your adorable little hedgehogs and bunnies piss them off? They are now adorable little water balloons full of ketchup and entrails that are about to get smattered on your lawn. They are furious, territorial hunters and it takes two shots with a .22 rifle to take them out when they're charging. Domestic cat or Bobcat, the badgers will murder them to shit, because they are living creatures, and it is a shit-murdering badger. It will fucking kill them. Wisconsin is called the badger state because the lead-miners were all killed and devoured by stray badgers. Badgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgers.

Cats are natural born killers, too. Just like motherfucking BADGERS. Everything that is a hunting carnivore is a natural-born killer. It's just that, after a zillion years of humans selectively breeding them, they are now naturally born tiny midget killers. Big cats are the things that little cats are modeled after. To put this into a Guns analogy, a big safari gun was made to kill elephants and lions, but after 200 years of humans selectively breeding them, they became tiny midget handguns who only kill physically pathetic things like humans. Tiny midget handguns have no chance of killing badgers, which will murder the fuck out of whoever shot them with it. Just like cats have no chance of killing badgers. Badgers are death incarnate. They devour all, they end all. They cannot be stopped, they are motherfucking, goddamn, Jesus-Christing badgers!

Badgers are the enemy!

Badgers are allegedly symbols of wisdom.

Wisdom!? Why!? Why are they not symbols of loud, scary-as-shit charging minibears with bulletproof fur!? Seriously, my dad and I spent months trying to get them out of our yard, and the exxperience was terrifying!

If badgers are like this, then how bad are Honey Badgers?

If Far Cry is any indication, Honey Badgers are hard to kill when you're using assault weapons. And if real life is any indication... They fucking chase lions and charge at jeeps, dude. They will fucking murder the balls off of anything living.

Honey Badgers...Nature's living Tornado made of claws and hate, a group of school kids *Possibly using Elephant tranquilizer* had managed to contain a Honey Badger long enough to get a tracking device and camera on it...They witnessed it *among other actions before this one* Get bit by a snake which it quickly murdered, and half way through eating the snake the poison kicked in but after a bit, it JUST WOKE UP AS THOUGH IT WEREN'T PUMPED WITH TOXINS! And ate the rest.

I am glad I don't live in Badger Country.

Wisconsin is hardly even Badger country, too! I mean, aside from the ones in the zoo, I had never seen a badger before they showed up in our yard.

If they show up in your freaking yard, then you're in badger country all right.

For all I know, they could have been the only badgers in the county, it's not like everywhere else was too crowded for them. There's not exactly much dirt (housing) around here that isn't either full of tree roots, corn fields, or yards, and since tree roots are hard to dig through and combines go over corn fields, yards are the best option for a permanent home. And yet, we've been the only people this has ever happened to.

Honey badger just takes what it wants.

I don't live in honey badger country. I live in normal badger country.. If honey badgers lived in Wisconsin, all of the wildlife would be murdered, and all of the humans would be dead.

You have to get a M14 and deal with those little rats.

Too light, get an M60 and light em up.

Use that ammo like you're intending to replace all it's blood with bullets!