The motivation for this thread is is that it is usually preferable when writing fantasy to use as much British English as you can, and American idioms showing up in the text can sometimes be jarring. I need some dialogue for gruff, uncouth troglodytes hanging out in pubs, but American vulgarities may not work. So, if any of our generous non-Americans are feeling charitable (or Americans who are familiar with British idioms), please tell me any British idioms which carry the same connotation as "piece of ass." Especially if they include a vulgar word for a body part.
Thanks to the blessed souls willing to help.
Only time I've ever heard "burger" used to describe women is on an old episode of the Cosby Show.
Theo and his friend called girls various "burgers" based on how good they looked and when his sister (Lisa Bonet) found out about it, she went on a tirade about how sexist it was.
Until Ogre mentioned it, never heard it used before so I figured it was something just made up for the show.
"Knob polisher" is another one I've heard used more by the Brits. Says it's used more to describe gay dudes though, but it might have just evolved to mean anyone sucking a lot of dick regardless of their gender.
"Oy, I'll bet she's a right good knob polisher, eh Nigel?"
"It's a good job you're a bender, Charles, you filthy wanker. More for me.
a real billy bangko
wessex shuffleman (this one is pretty offensive)
cricket bat cleaner
by saint george, look at those chompies! (said by british men after seeing a particularly crooked and massive set of yellow british teeth)
a real queen elizabeth (a woman the average british man finds highly desirable)
An attractive woman with a big ass is usually referred to as "cheese" because in cockney rhyming slang, "cheese on grass" is equivalent to "piece of ass". You'll often hear british people say "aye she's proper cheese" or something to that effect. Renowned cartoon Wallace and Gromit was actually fairly edgy for the time because it was full of double entendres that implied this guy can't stop talking to his dog about eating ass.
Biass of course meaning a person with two butts