hetero_malk, The Capybaliph
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Hey, I'm Malk. I've been around for a while. Like, more than a decade. I'm into ancient and medieval history, especially the social and religious kind. Here are some quotes about me:
"In normal times a mad man like Malk would have been hanged for his crimes. However in this time of darkness mad men can reach positions of great power" - EndMaster
"Malk probably wrote this whole fucking story while his pasty unhealthy ass was shitting on the fucking toilet. He should be the poster child that the Ugandan preachers point to when they’re preaching to their population of 'Do not eat the poo poo.'
I’m fucking serious, that’s like ALL he fucking talks about at the secret villain lair. That he’s going to shit, how he’s going to shit, what it felt like to shit and when he’s going to be shitting next.
Fuck bran muffins, this guy is eating raw fucking twine if he’s shitting this much." - EndMaster
"Wtf is this gay shit" - Fuck u
Joined: 7/18/2014
A list of my achievements:
Achievement Unlocked: Questionable Parentage (10)
Achievement Unlocked: Not Mine (-10)
Achievement Unlocked: Uganda’s Most Wanted (60)
Achievement Unlocked: Begging For The Abyss (-300)
Achievement Unlocked: Lord of the Edge (200)
Achievement Unlocked: 1st Black Crusade (200)
I am also a site admin for some baffling reason. Do let me know if you see spam or bot activity that needs to be nuked.
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Entry into EndMaster's 2024 Prompt Contest!
The Faceless Knights uphold divine law, crushing mutation and degeneracy whenever they encounter it. When the young lord of a recently-conquered territory calls for a true servant of God, you must answer.
This game has a sequel.
A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs.
I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door.
Winner of EndMaster's 2024 Crisis Contest!
This is a sequel to A Prayer for Destruction. It is highly recommended that you read that work before beginning this one.
The North, that frozen-over land of fanatics and heathens, has suffered a great and mysterious calamity. The Sultan bids you raise your banners and ride in his name to investigate.
Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!
Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity.
Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence.

Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.
"Death is struck and nature quaking;
All creation is awaking,
To its Judge an answer making.
Lo, the book, exactly worded,
Wherein all hath been recorded;
Thence shall judgment be awarded.
When the Judge His seat attaineth,
And each hidden deed arraigneth,
Nothing unavenged remaineth."
-- Dies Irae
Ultimately, the fate of life is to destroy itself.
Note: This was adapted with express permission from a friend's "Creative Nonfiction" project for ENG223: Journalism in the 21st Century at Toronto Metropolitan University. Footnotes added by me to add clarity when needed.
this is so fucking stupid
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Books You Could Not Put Down on 3/3/2026 5:30:10 PMAlso, I've read three rather noided nonfiction books recently for anyone who wants to become a schizophrenic. Eye of the Chickenhawk, Aberration in the Heartland of the Real: The Secret Lives of Timothy McVeigh, and The Fort Bragg Cartel.
These are serious nonfiction but have a toe in the world of conspiracy. That's important, because if you're not at least a bit of a conspiracy theorist now you're a lunatic.
Books You Could Not Put Down on 3/3/2026 3:47:26 PM
Yeah, that's been on my list a while. My girlfriend also recommended I check it out, so it seems that one will be next.
Books You Could Not Put Down on 3/2/2026 10:53:15 PM
If you like Piranesi, House of Leaves is an obvious one.
I recently really dug Hollow by Brian Catling, fucked up historical fantasy horror novel about Hieronymous Bosch paintings coming to life
The Review Club on 2/26/2026 10:17:12 AM
Was the deadline not, like, yesterday?
The Review Club on 2/26/2026 9:32:09 AM
Did this one a few days ago
Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/23/2026 2:03:16 PM
Wasn't that Drako?
Do you read your own story-games? on 2/23/2026 12:00:28 AM
Yeah, they're good.
Iranbot vs the League of Autismo on 2/22/2026 7:09:44 PM
I think there's probably room for criticizing the Islamic Republic, which is undoubtedly brutal, without endorsing what the pro-war camp has to offer: restoration of an autocratic monarchy, or propping up a corrupt sham democracy. The idea that American intervention in the Middle East will create a stable international partner interested in human rights strikes me as rather naive, considering the United States' record in state-building.
End Master's Prompt Contest 5 on 2/21/2026 11:41:23 PM
Please do
End Master's Prompt Contest 5 on 2/21/2026 11:40:20 PM
Learning Latin isn't getting you any closer to the base text of the Bible. It is, however, essential to scholars of the Vulgate and people who study medieval documents.
For the Bible, you need Hebrew and Greek. And Aramaic, but only for a little bit of it.
