Entry into EndMaster's 2024 Prompt Contest! 

The Faceless Knights uphold divine law, crushing mutation and degeneracy whenever they encounter it. When the young lord of a recently-conquered territory calls for a true servant of God, you must answer. 

This game has a sequel.

A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs. 

I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door. 

Winner of EndMaster's 2024 Crisis Contest! 

This is a sequel to A Prayer for Destruction. It is highly recommended that you read that work before beginning this one.

The North, that frozen-over land of fanatics and heathens, has suffered a great and mysterious calamity. The Sultan bids you raise your banners and ride in his name to investigate.

Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!

Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity. 

Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence. 

Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.

"Death is struck and nature quaking;
All creation is awaking,
To its Judge an answer making.
Lo, the book, exactly worded,
Wherein all hath been recorded;
Thence shall judgment be awarded.
When the Judge His seat attaineth,
And each hidden deed arraigneth,
Nothing unavenged remaineth."

-- Dies Irae

Ultimately, the fate of life is to destroy itself.

Note: This was adapted with express permission from a friend's "Creative Nonfiction" project for ENG223: Journalism in the 21st Century at Toronto Metropolitan University. Footnotes added by me to add clarity when needed. 

this is so fucking stupid

I have had Lucifer himself personally handfeed me goat treats for my work in advancing the Black Crusade on Earth. 

His thoughts are so confused and rambling... it's like they have an, idk. A sonic quality to them? 

Leviticus 20:15

The funniest part of flutter's strange characterization of me is if I was really somr

great big bully tyrant, neither him or Crimson would be gracing us rn

Everything you see cements your worldview because you are a lunatic and lunatics are impossible to dissuade of their lunacy tbh 

I like Morgan!

Unfortunately (n+1) users have advised me that my writing has confused them to such a degree that they have embraced Acoustic Dark Triad Gangsta Satanism 

*n= the number of users converted by Flutter's game

Did I accuse you of pedophilia? Thought I just called you a clopper 

In any case, you're welcome to leave and welcome to come back and make more going away threads (you will)

Zeus is the protector of guests, not Ares. Apologies if I was unclear there. 

The Ares bit was an aside about how Ares might be even nastier than Zeus. 

Zeus! He's the most fascinating to me. His ill behaviour is the most egregious of the pantheon (except for maybe Ares, who in the Iliad gets stuck with the epithets "City-Sacking", "Man-Killing" and "Woman-Raping"), but he's also Zeus Xenios: the protector of guests, and the patron of ritual guest-friendship. I think he has a kind of dual character that's very psychologically interesting.