Grandfather's Typewriter

What its not even a choose your own adventure story

This storygame is too similar to the lyrics of that nursery song 'Grandfather's Clock' for it to be a coincidence. So, not only is it an linear and incredibly short game, its content is also unoriginal. I'm going to go ahead and give this a 1 for the overall utter lack of effort.

Right, because ... indignation over a kink makes perfect sense coming from someone who posted child porn on the forums? I can't say I believe you or care if you're TSR. I do, however, care that this sucked as a game. Which it did.

Also, Gervassen's review was hilarious and far more enjoyable than your actual story, and I am okay with that, and ... I probably should not be okay with that.

What the heck?

All of my "What?".

Put it all on a page and it's still very short. At least put on the description that this is not a storygame

I'm sorry

Too short. Nice poem I guess. Maybe add a few choices for a few new endings.

Well I guess it'd make kind of a cute poem, but it's not actually a story game.

It's okay. I understand. Everything's going to be okay now. Here's a doll. Where did grandpa touch you to cause you such mental trauma that you blocked out all the bits that would have made this properly fleshed out story?

Point where he touched you.