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hi I am cool. I hate this site.

If you hate this site, then there's no way you're cool. Stop contradicting yourself.

How do you know that? For all you know I could be famous in real life.

Oh yeah and I am working on an awesome storygame.

...4 letters...

F-f-f-f-f-OOOOOOOOOOOO-r-d. 

I actually honestly doubt that.

Yeah. Especially when F-f-f-f-f-OOOOOOOOOOOO-r-d is 19 letters. 

26 characters, 19 letters.

Yeah. It's still 19 letters though. 

... Why do five people on the site have the same avatar right now?

I think you mean five.

EDIT: Six now. And soon to be one Penguinite version.

Ah, but look again, I said five. xD

I was going to edit up to six, but you beat me to it.

Damn ninja edit.

Or did you mind-sculpt me or something? o:

Nope. Kiel said 3 at first. I saw it too. With my own two eyes. 

Hush, Nmel. >.> Lies! All lies!

*tries to hide Jace cosplay outfit* Mind-sculpt? Innocent lil' old me? Why, the very idea... !

Join or die, Kiel. ;P

You'll never take me aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive...!

We'll see about that!

Wow. I thought this was cool this whole time. Then I noticed your username haha.

You don't think I'm cool. :(

Anyway, Happy Birthday!

Thanks!

Well mr. (ms, or mrs.) Wtff, most of the time, being cool involves being smart.... Obviously you aren't a part of that club because if you are new here, then you would have just posted in the newbie central forums... Nice one.

Wfff

Yeah, this should be in Newbie Central @berkazerka

Your game is less than shit. 

That's a little ambiguous, don't you think? I'm not sure whether you mean that the game's quality is lower than shit or it's not as bad as shit.

Lower than shit. 

Most famous people are stupid, overpaid pieces of shit. That's not cool at all.

Agreed. There is only one exception. Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson is a complete badass, and trust me you will never be him no matter how hard you try.

Morgan Freeman begs to differ.

Ah, yes I forgot Morgan Freeman. He's awesome as well. Thank you for reminding me james.

Chuck Norris is going to kill you in your sleep.

JK Rowling is pretty cool, so is Tolkien, Cody Doctorow, and other authors who genuinely write for reasons other than money.

Jeremy Irons begs to differ.

Join us, Swiftstrycool74!

Join or die. Xp

Can't; 4 minutes left to download a-

KK, I'll get on it.

I agree. The ones I really take offense with though are Posh Kardashian, Girly Kardashian, Scary Kardashian and Nice-Ass Kardashian and how they expect us all to keep up with them. I don't WANT to keep up with them, I want to stay very, very far away from them and their modernism-invoking rich-people passtimes! Preferrably 1-3 states away!

Correction: Very, very very very very  very very very very  very very very very  very very very very  very very very very  very very very very  very very very very  very very very very  very very very very  very very very very  very very very very  very very very very  very very very very  very very very very VERY far away.

No, I'll have to just tolerate very very far away. If I included the rest of those verys I'd have to leave the great land of 'Murica.

I swear idenity thieves are everywhere. You cant be cool because I am cool.     

Well how can you be cool if I'm cool? Is there only supposed to be one cool person? Or is this something other people can do?

Cough username cough

*SentincoolPenguin74

*Puts on sunglasses*   "Mtacticool."

*Random guitar solo*

You two are an item?

He doesn't seem too... Umm... Sandwhich-y.

NO! I was just stealing his identity, so I can buy cool shit with his exp points. Like CYS pens and coffee mugs...

Malcoolack
Coola_Robot
coolbrad200
CoolCoolCool-thebanisher
Dracoolblare
Sethanicool
the_cooler
ecooLyte
Coolaw2k11
Mtacticool
ScoolTenshi
cooloins
coolglee
COOLHALL
Cool_Farren
Dracoolian
coolobtter
Tanstaacool
coolssx

*sad beta is sad and forgotten*

You weren't. Your name is just very difficult to work cool into.

Oh, I forgot jamescoolker1226.

Coola_robot

Already had that one. :P

Damn... Ummm cyscoolid?

Hahaha. Very funny guys besides that isn't stealling my idently that is making everyone cooler 

Malcoolack74
Coola_Robot74
coolbrad274
CoolCoolCool-thebanisher74
Dracoolblare74
Sethanicool74
the_cooler74
ecooLyte74
Coolaw2k85
Mtacticool74
ScoolTenshi74
cooloins74
coolglee74
COOLHALL74
Cool_Farren74
Dracoolian74
coolobtter74
Tanstaacool74
coolssx74

Now is it stealing your identity?

Quick everyone cange your profile pic and profile to match cool's.

Am I late to the party?

You confused me there, jamescoolker122674.

From now on, you can call me 74TeV.

Where's BerkcoolZerka?

Idk. Where is he?

That's a good one. XD

But join us, ISenticoolPenguinI74. Use cool74's avatar!

I shan't use any other picture but my own in this profile... However, I will join you one way or another. It'll be scanned in in an hour, I think.

What?! Blasphemy. You're not cool enough. 

Hey, just because I'm not a human doesn't mean I can't make that face myself! It just takes a while!

It looks like this, lol:

^V^ 

You will never be able to make this:

*.o

Watch and wait, nmelssx... Watch and wait....

@ @
  )x(

What did I do to not even get an honorable mention?

You're not COOL enough. If you want to be COOL enough you would tell jokes that aren't van jokes. And change your profile picture to mine. 

Maybe you just have an awkward username for sneaking 'cool' into.

EDIT: Having said that, ItAintCool74 would work.

That's cool.

I also snuck it into my profile, it's subtle.  ; )

Wow. Indeed. Now you look cooler than ever. 

swiftcoolker74

coolstryker74

Are these applicable @cool74 ?

It's like attack of the clones all over again. Darn it, you guys, you're making us actually do the hard work of reading the poster usernames to figure out who's talking!

Now, you should guess whose words are who's. Without reading the SN. Guess mine. Guess it now!!!

Care to join us, the_cooller74? :P

74TeV

kwwwhh — kwwwhh — Come to the Dark Side...The force is strong in this one.

This doesn't bother me much. A bunch of people did this before to JJJ in order to convince him there was a virus on the site changing forum titles and users who posted into his profile picture.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery after all.

I wonder if we should do that again.

Did it actually work?

Sorry, but of course it worked. 

It worked so well that the minute JJJ was back he contacted ALexp and posted on the forums that A was working on it. Once that happened we quickly came clean not realizing how serious the joke became.

"Cool_Farren"

... xD I approve.

I think all the ones we came up with were good, but the one I'm most proud of is ecooLyte, although the latest version would be ecooLyte74.

I liked Malcoolack... 

Then join us!

I give you my worthless nod of approval!

Just call me ecooLyte74 from now on. I won't accept any other!

"coolssx" - Maybe I'm saying it wrong, or....

Welcome, enjoy not being here :D