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WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

Now, I know what you're going to say. "Crazy shit happens on Tumblr, Malk! Stop talking about it". I get that. Tumblr is fucked up. However, this is oddly appropriate to CYS. 

Someone identifies as a fucking Warrior Cat. The same toxic, shitty furry dreck that nearly destroyed the site. Yes, people think WC is a gender. 

http://cinderpelt-storm.tumblr.com/wckin

WHAT THE PUCK

8 years ago

this reminds me when people tried making being a jedi, a official religon.

WHAT THE PUCK

8 years ago

It is, somewhere in England.

WHAT THE PUCK

8 years ago

Blackpool, I believe

WHAT THE BUCK

8 years ago

I need to wash my fucking eyeballs, I swear. 

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

I suggested gassing the forum games, but nobody listened to me.

WHAT THE TUCK

8 years ago

Why are you hanging around tumblr.

WHAT THE TRUCK

8 years ago

I was reading TumblrInAction. 

WHAT THE CLUCK

8 years ago

First, they bend the term "Problematic" to mean "Anything the Tumblrite hivemind does not approve of", then, they attempt to bully a deviantartist to suicide because she drew Steven Universe the wrong way, completely ignorant of the fact that she's a FUCKING DEVIANTARTIST and Deviantart is one of those sites they're supposed to steal content from and pretend not to give a shit about anyway. Now there's this. Fucking this... 

I don't want to risk breaking that new rule saying "You shouldn't advocate for the killing of a group of people", and I won't, because it's not all a mob of moron shitheads (Good things come from there sometimes! Good things like Space Funeral Sequels!) who struggle militantly to embrace everything because no one else but their basement cats will accept them, but... Damn them! DAAAAMN!

Break It

8 years ago

Deviantart: we have everything from plagiarism to shitty gifs running down specific ideologies, from fetish material to, well, more fetish material. But, hey, who doesn't want to see a sketch of an anthropomorphic German Shepherd in police gear boning Sonic the Hedgehog?

Break It

8 years ago

Hey, sometimes good shit comes from Deviantart. The first Space Funeral came from Deviantart!... Well, sort of... I think Undertale was a Deviantartist's thing, too.

Break It

8 years ago

More of a Homestuck composer's thing.

Break It

8 years ago

What is this Homestuck of which everyone speaks?

Break It

8 years ago

A decent webcomic whose majority fanbase thinks they're more culturally important than they actually are. Fucking Deviantart....

Break It

8 years ago

This is how a friend attempted to explain it to me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrhTB2Sij8c

Break It

8 years ago

Fuck, man, so much for my last EEG. *twitches a little*

WHAT THE FLOCK

8 years ago

I often dredge the world of tumblr, and people kintype about fucking everything. Some people think they're Harry Potter, obviously it's all special snowflakes. Just don't worry about it.

WHAT THE BRICK

8 years ago

I admit, you've found my secret. I've betrayed you all ;_; I'm sorry!

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

It would be like you to create and manipulate a few dozen accounts to create the illusion of an army of illiterate preteens, wouldn't it?

Ha

8 years ago

I was wondering when somebody was going to censor the thread title.

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

*inches toward holy water*

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

No way you're serious...

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

That's the downside to tumblr in action....

You get to see just how far that type of stuff goes.

Just remember if you're ever in an encounter with tumblrinas, then say "My gender shines brightly some days more than others." 

That should be enough to let you escape with out threats of violence and possible law enforcement knocking on your door. Plus you'll avoid the hivemind trying to hunt you down across the internet.

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

Thanks for the dissing of furries Malk

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

WC aren't furries. They don't deserve mention in the same breath as furries.

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

Exactly my point but he used us as an insult and I'm... Well insulted

Edit: us as in furries in general not us as in you and me

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

Ah, I didn't notice that part... But oh well, you can't exactly get Malk to stop having annoying wrong opinions.

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

I suppose you're right

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago
I thought he was using furry as an adjective to describe cats, not to derogate furries.

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

Precisely. When I call them  furfuck", I'm referring to the literal consistency of a cat's fur. 

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

Feckin' internet...

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

They have the literal consistency of fuck?... What the hell do you wash your cat with!?

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

It takes a brave, brave soul to wash a cat.

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

You're right... Malk couldn't possibly do that. What does he feed his cat that sticks to the tongue it washes itself with?

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

I was expecting a thread about ducks :(

This is pretty hilarious though.

WHAT THE FOCK

8 years ago

L0L. Seriously, that made me laugh.

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

It's like getting cancer for your AIDS. That's how bad this is. 

I have a friend who uses Tumblr, but only for the pron and memes. She's a smart person. 

WHAT THE FLUCK

8 years ago

I don't understand why you are putting this up here. If s/he likes Warrior Cats, let him/her. Just because we banished the Warrior Cats genre from here does not mean that you should be a dick and poke fun at it.

I dunno, man. Stop surfing tumblr and being a grump is all I'm saying.

WHAT THE FLUCK

8 years ago

I don't think he cares if he/she likes WC--enjoying a book series isn't wrong at all. The fact that it's been taken to this level is concerning.

GIMME A BUCK

8 years ago

WC is a crappy kid's book anyway. Poor taste obviously has to be punished.

GIMME A BUCK

8 years ago

The series itself isn't crappy at all compared to the fan-fic it spawned.

GIMME A BUICK

8 years ago

Derpbacon, Mengele's "science" procedures weren't crappy at all compared to WC Fanfics. It's hellacious fanfiction based on a well-below mediocre book for somewhat above mediocre lexile levels.

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

Prett sure Kin types arent actually genders but rather the silly trend f people forgetting the difference between a similie and a metaphor, ha ha. I mean, it's perfectly reasonable to identify with traits that characters have; brave like Hulk Hogan, Strong like Spiderman, and gay like He-man, but they aren't brave as Hulk Hogan, strong as spiderman, and gay as He Man.

They all probably skipped that english class, I guess.

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

He-man had a gf!

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

That's a lot of ducking cats.

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

^That image is a little large. You can use the information below to resize it. All I did was set the width and height to half what they originally were.

<img src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/achgen360/t/3SgxcTaw.png" width = "503" height = "60">

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

No! Use the power of CSS!

<img src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/achgen360/t/3SgxcTaw.png" style="max-width:100%;">

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

Is there a significant difference between the two approaches?

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

Mainly, CSS is more adaptive.

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

Okay. Never knew you could adjust image size with CSS.

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago
Anything is possible with CSS :D

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

A quote:

"I get a lot of dreams of the moor, and I’ve had memories of walking with Jake. I have one image that sticks in my head of me looking over WindClan as they just mingle around."

Yep, that's a gender. And as a male, I get frequent dreams of random men mingling around in ManClan and dreams of the Man Moor, since I'm a man. And I get a tugging in my feet from all the manliness, from my man-soul trying to express itself and remembering ManClan.

seriously though wtf

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

Pffffffft you had me spitting out lung juice XD. Anyways, wow I agree with what you're implying. Why does this exist? I have no idea, but I do have a theory: Maybe they are trying to connect themselves to something that seems so bonding, so family-like, because they themselves do not have any friends, craving for the companionship and loyalty that is so evident throughout the book series.

However, their obsession with the series makes people want to avoid them even more and so grows their need for intimacy. This makes them more obsessed with WC, because it's the closest thing they have to fill the void of friendlessness. Of course, due to the internet, they can connect with other people with common interest. This makes it harder to stop, because finally they have people they can talk to that actually have something in common with themselves. Not to mention that these people make this obsession seem like a more positive thing, thus strengthening their obsession. This creates a fanbase that keeps on going, drifting away from reality more and more until it starts getting out of hands

Maybe this Warrior Cat thing is something greater than it is. Maybe it's a real-life metaphor for how all of us get into groups to satisfy our need for intimacy despite how ridiculous the thing that brings us together. Maybe we can learn from this experience to help better our awareness about the type of people that we associate with, so that we can all live a happier and more fulfilling life full of people who actually care about us.

Or maybe I'm just looking into this too much. In that case, don't mind me. I'm just rambling by this point.

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

We've already evaluated that Warriors don't have souls, so they obviously don't need friends. It's nice of you trying to humanise them, though. 

It reminds me terribly of Steven's Universe...

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

Well, that's a little mean. They do have souls, they're just incredibly tiny, like fire ant souls. I know, I've tried 'em; they're like caviar.

WHAT THE DOCK

8 years ago

Nope nope nope nope. You just ruined my perception of them. I hate ants. I hate caviar. I have nothing against souls, but what I believe a soul looks like just amplified my disgust. I need to take a breather...

WHAT THE DUCK

8 years ago

Thank you! I try to humanize everything. Except for ants and dead things of course.