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Literally just posted in newbie central without realizing until I started thinking "Wtf why are there so many new people introducing themselves in the lounge? why is there so little activity since yesterday? I swear these aren't even the same threads I saw yesterday WTF!?" and then I saw "Newbie Central" on the top of the page.

Recently, I went up to my car and it wouldn't unlock after shopping. I stood there for a solid 10 minutes trying to figure out how I'm gonna fix my car remote and why my key doesn't fit in the car door. Then I realized it was someone else's car and I was parked on the other side of the parking lot. Like, it would've been better if I parked nearby but I wasn't even close!

Is this cancer? Is this autism? I haven't been recently vaccinated so... /s

Ford, you clearly must be bathed in our rituals.

It is likely just the comedy of an aloof and forgetful mind, my friend. No need to be worried unless you find it happening in a life or death situation.

Autism obviously.

Your next steps are to become a furry and threaten to hack the site.

Hey, I resent that...What's next? You gonna accuse us of eating all of your mom's prunes?

Considering my mom's dead, I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

I'm sure. (Sorry to hear that, my friend)

Lol.

A couple years ago I walked into class on the day we had a sub and I was wondering why there were textbooks I've never seen before on the desks. I presumed it was for some other subject (my HS teachers usually taught 2-3 subjects throughout the day so it made sense to lay out different textbooks for the sub so they won't have to do anything). So I sat down looking at it then someone sat next to me. Immediately I was like "Literally nobody sits next to me in the front row wtf she must be a new kid" - without looking at her of course. Then a noisy kid came in screaming about niggers and fags and I looked at him and he sat next to me with a confused look. I figured out he was obviously a freshman - way too young to be in my AP history class so again I was stupid and thought "wtf 2 new kids? and THEY BOTH SAT NEXT TO ME IN THE FRONT ROW WAT.PNG???"

Then it hit me - I'm in the wrong class. I looked around and confirmed: full of freshman in a junior level class. I just walked out like "oh. I'm in the wrong class." to be fair I was only 1 room off and both rooms had a sub that day so it wasn't that bad...

I've had dreams like that.

Lol. :3

"Then a noisy kid came in screaming about niggers and fags and I looked at him and he sat next to me with a confused look."

How is Drako doing anyway?

Wow. But things like this have happened to me rather often. I am usually deep in thought and walk into the wrong classroom... Or into a door.

It's the pudding, Ford.

Quit before it's too late. Pudding kills.

Wait, which kind?

strawberry ghost pepper pudding.

^

Wow. So, it's even worse than regular strawberry pudding?

Yeh, that's apparently possible.

Accept the sporks as your savior, Ford. Before it's too late.

What? You- you think I'm one of Ford's Alts?

I'm really not. Or am I?

EDIT: Oh, I get now. You were talking to Ford. Eh, you should have tagged as to not cause confusion.

On occasion I have a miniature panic attack thinking that I lost my car keys whilst driving my car. Then I instantly remember the keys are in the ignition and feel stupid.

happens to the best of us.

I was talking to my dad on the phone while looking for my phone and I asked him if he had seen my phone. Felt pretty stupid afterwards.

Psh.

This happens to me all the time.

I'm told that it's because you need rest, but I sleep for, like, 12 hours a day.

Seen better fording. 4/8.

It doesn’t come off as well because he’s talking about something negative happening to him.

His Fording is usually better when he talks about doing unlikely but positive things in a mundane way like supporting himself in a Las Vegas penthouse by taking online quizzes or killing his cousin by pushing him off a mountain.

Brain cancer. 

You have dementia.

I give you 3 weeks to live. RIP Ford.

Three weeks is too generous.

Three days sounds just about right.

rXD

This made me laugh a little too hard.

 

It's the aliens Ford. They're coming to getcha.