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If you had a time machine, where would you go?

6 years ago

Now this is a question which I've been willing to ask you guys for a while now.

"If you had a time machine, where would you go?"

I'd go to Ancient Egypt, to be a king and arise as a mummy!

If you had a time machine, where would you go?

6 years ago
I'd go to the year 3000 and see what kind of cool stuff they invented.

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6 years ago

Probably flying cars?

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6 years ago
In the year 3000? Dude, they probably made flying pigs or something, flying cars were probably made in the 2100's or so.

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6 years ago

In a way, helicopters are flying cars. Just instead of floating through obscure science they have choppers.

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6 years ago

What's the point? Everyone knows that flying cars are gonna be invented by the end of next year. Back to the Future said so.

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6 years ago

You'd be arrested on site, because in the year 3000, being male is a crime.

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6 years ago

Check your privilege!   

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6 years ago

If you had a time machine, where would you go?

6 years ago

Dis game be dope

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6 years ago

I thought that story had been deleted. (Looks like some other stories had in the author's points section though)

I'd forgotten the author, but upon viewing it again, I'm sort of surprised Drako didn't write that one.

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6 years ago

Thank God it didn't. It was amusing.

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6 years ago
Holey shit the guy who wrote this got so many friggan points taken away by the admins, Like over a million. That's lower than I've ever seen points go. I think TSR got like 700 points taken off his account, but a million, shit...

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6 years ago
Can't tell if I should be horrified or impressed...

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6 years ago
I think it was Madglee. He's mostly the guy who puts trolls points in the minuses. I think JJJ just takes off the amount of points they have so they have 0.

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6 years ago

...

That's like infamous.

Whoa...

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6 years ago

And that's what you get for being racist. cheeky

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6 years ago

Being a white heterosexual male is already a crime on Tumblr.

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6 years ago
Time machines, teleportation machines, flying cars, robots, I'm starting to enjoy this!

-From da future... Or not...

If you had a time machine, where would you go?

6 years ago
I'd go back in time to 2000 and show people my time machine xD then they can reverse engineer it so everyone has a portable time machine by now :D

If you had a time machine, where would you go?

6 years ago

lol

If you had a time machine, where would you go?

6 years ago

No idea.

If you had a time machine, where would you go?

6 years ago

See if I'm right. 

If you had a time machine, where would you go?

6 years ago

I would go to year 200,000,000 in the future.

 

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6 years ago
The earth will probably have like friggan plants and shit, nothing else by then. And if there is humans they'll be so damn advanced you'd go into shock the first time you saw them. Either that or the earth will have gone through hundreds of world wars by the 4000's or so and totally fucked itself up with radiation and shit and it'll be a wasteland.

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6 years ago
The earth will be a lump of radioactive rock with a post-it note that says "We moved to mars." xD

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6 years ago
No, probably not. It will probably be a ball of gas and he would explode.

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6 years ago

Lol Ford, I never thought of it that way.

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6 years ago

I'd continuously go back to just before I got in the time machine, just to fuck with the space-time continuum 

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6 years ago
Man, I really don't think you should ever do that if a time machine is actually invented, lol. Fucking with the space-time continuum is probably a little dangerous, don't you think?

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6 years ago

Or go back before time was created... and become GOD!

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6 years ago

But then you would crash the server. :P

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6 years ago

Didn't think of that :P

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6 years ago

To when i was born and kill myself to spare me from my bleak future....

Jk.

I wanna go to the future and get a really cool thing and bring it back and reverse engineer it.

Then ill get all da bitches.

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6 years ago

I would go into the past, probably kindergarten, and be able to spend time with my favorite teacher again. I moved, and never saw her again : (

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6 years ago

i would go to when i had friends like right before i moved to daytona beach fl u.s.a cuz i lost my friends in new york

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6 years ago

I would go back to the Wild West, you know become a bounty hunter, then become famous and finally become a legend of the West.

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6 years ago

I would go back to the 1800's, specifically with a AK-47 and two handheld guns, body-armor, grenades, and a hunting knife. And hunt down as many slave masters as I could. And of course, realistically, I would have to kill some of my own people because there're were slaves who loved there slave masters and protected them at all costs...I just would hope it's not one of my distant grandfathers......that would mean ''bye-bye'' for my existencefrown.

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6 years ago

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HostageSpiritLink

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6 years ago
See, that's the problem with fucking with time. If you go back to the 1800's with a hole buntch of motternday shit and kill as many slave masters as possible, you run the risk of either killing one of your great great great grandfathers in the cross-fire, or if they try to protect their master, at which point you'd just go poof.

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6 years ago

Oooh, I could hang people, good idea!

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6 years ago

XD some of the comments in this thread made me burst out laughing, mostly due to history or astronomy errors hehehe

Anyways, it's not a question of "where" it's a question of "when" XD but anyways, like someone posted above, definitely not the past. It could fuck up time by a shitload. Probably 2552, to see if the covenant have attacked yet :P

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6 years ago

I would also go to Egypt but just to see is Cleopatra was actually that beautiful. Then I would go back and prevent the death of Alexander the Great and join him in conquering Asia. After that I would go find George Lucas and kick him in the nuts telling him not to direct Episodes I-III. After all is done, I'll get some nice shiny armor, a few strong horses, and some powerful guns. Once I have my equipment, I'll go back to the time of the Aztecs and live like a god.

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6 years ago

You could make your own version of The Game Of Life on that sort of adventure!

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6 years ago

And have their...virginity sacrificed to you?

Or their lives?  o.o

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6 years ago

Damn straight. They will worship me and build monuments in my figure. The prettiest Aztec girls will all be my brides and bear my demigod children. Once I come close to the day of my death, I will tell them that I am to leave my physical body and trencend into the spiritual plane. Then, they will worship me forever and make stories about how I tamed the Earth and created the moon.

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6 years ago

I'd go into modern time on the very spot where my time machine is right before i travel to the spot where my time machine is. 

The result would be an endless loop of time traveling chaos. :P

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6 years ago

I'd go to the time of the Oregon trail because that always has seemed to interest me.

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6 years ago

You'd die from dysentery.

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6 years ago
Die doing something interesting > Die feeding your curiosity > Die not knowing at all

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6 years ago

It was an Oregon Trail (the videogame) joke.

http://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/oregon-trail-dysentery_5.jpg

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6 years ago

You both fail to notice each others jokes. lol

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6 years ago

Lol, the time of the Oregon Trail was absolute hell.

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6 years ago

I would go to the future and see what happens! And maybe go to the past and become an Indian! Or this! No this! Or maybe this...

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6 years ago


Or this... So many things!

 

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6 years ago

I would go to the year 1,000,000...where the earth is ruled by giraffes.

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6 years ago

xD

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6 years ago

I'm sorry, it was the year 1,000,000 1/2.

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6 years ago

Kill Hitler, definitely.

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6 years ago

If you had a time machine, where would you go?

6 years ago

Ahh, I love that site. :P Also, that video is hilarious.