Now this is a question which I've been willing to ask you guys for a while now.
"If you had a time machine, where would you go?"
I'd go to Ancient Egypt, to be a king and arise as a mummy!
Probably flying cars?
In a way, helicopters are flying cars. Just instead of floating through obscure science they have choppers.
What's the point? Everyone knows that flying cars are gonna be invented by the end of next year. Back to the Future said so.
You'd be arrested on site, because in the year 3000, being male is a crime.
Check your privilege!
Dis game be dope
I thought that story had been deleted. (Looks like some other stories had in the author's points section though)
I'd forgotten the author, but upon viewing it again, I'm sort of surprised Drako didn't write that one.
Thank God it didn't. It was amusing.
That's like infamous.
And that's what you get for being racist.
Being a white heterosexual male is already a crime on Tumblr.
See if I'm right.
I would go to year 200,000,000 in the future.
Lol Ford, I never thought of it that way.
I'd continuously go back to just before I got in the time machine, just to fuck with the space-time continuum
Or go back before time was created... and become GOD!
But then you would crash the server. :P
Didn't think of that :P
To when i was born and kill myself to spare me from my bleak future....
I wanna go to the future and get a really cool thing and bring it back and reverse engineer it.
Then ill get all da bitches.
I would go into the past, probably kindergarten, and be able to spend time with my favorite teacher again. I moved, and never saw her again : (
i would go to when i had friends like right before i moved to daytona beach fl u.s.a cuz i lost my friends in new york
I would go back to the Wild West, you know become a bounty hunter, then become famous and finally become a legend of the West.
I would go back to the 1800's, specifically with a AK-47 and two handheld guns, body-armor, grenades, and a hunting knife. And hunt down as many slave masters as I could. And of course, realistically, I would have to kill some of my own people because there're were slaves who loved there slave masters and protected them at all costs...I just would hope it's not one of my distant grandfathers......that would mean ''bye-bye'' for my existence.
Oooh, I could hang people, good idea!
XD some of the comments in this thread made me burst out laughing, mostly due to history or astronomy errors hehehe
Anyways, it's not a question of "where" it's a question of "when" XD but anyways, like someone posted above, definitely not the past. It could fuck up time by a shitload. Probably 2552, to see if the covenant have attacked yet :P
I would also go to Egypt but just to see is Cleopatra was actually that beautiful. Then I would go back and prevent the death of Alexander the Great and join him in conquering Asia. After that I would go find George Lucas and kick him in the nuts telling him not to direct Episodes I-III. After all is done, I'll get some nice shiny armor, a few strong horses, and some powerful guns. Once I have my equipment, I'll go back to the time of the Aztecs and live like a god.
You could make your own version of The Game Of Life on that sort of adventure!
And have their...virginity sacrificed to you?
Or their lives? o.o
Damn straight. They will worship me and build monuments in my figure. The prettiest Aztec girls will all be my brides and bear my demigod children. Once I come close to the day of my death, I will tell them that I am to leave my physical body and trencend into the spiritual plane. Then, they will worship me forever and make stories about how I tamed the Earth and created the moon.
I'd go into modern time on the very spot where my time machine is right before i travel to the spot where my time machine is.
The result would be an endless loop of time traveling chaos. :P
I'd go to the time of the Oregon trail because that always has seemed to interest me.
You'd die from dysentery.
It was an Oregon Trail (the videogame) joke.
You both fail to notice each others jokes. lol
Lol, the time of the Oregon Trail was absolute hell.
I would go to the future and see what happens! And maybe go to the past and become an Indian! Or this! No this! Or maybe this...
Or this... So many things!
I would go to the year 1,000,000...where the earth is ruled by giraffes.
I'm sorry, it was the year 1,000,000 1/2.
Kill Hitler, definitely.
How not to go back in time to kill Hitler. -Cracked.com
Just in case you were serious. :P
Ahh, I love that site. :P Also, that video is hilarious.