I did one of those! Mine was worse!
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/123215823/#player
The infinijump isn't a bug. It's a very important feature! The clunkiness is part of the GAMEFEEL! THE LACK OF AGENCY IS SYMBOLIC!
Note: If you say something is "For the ART!" or "To create the proper experience of The Project" or something like that, your teacher will usually buy it. Unless they're an Art teacher, because they've seen enough things done "For the ART!" and even "For the GAMEFEEL!" that they won't even blink before telling you to stop fucking around and get your shit together. Granted, Mr. Teacherman probably knew what was up, but hey, turning bugs into features is part of the engineering process!