Yours was extra funny to me due to a mildly related incel rant that Steve posted in the Discord recently. (Daughters apparently just can't catch a break)
Honestly would rather have daughters anyway. With a son you always have to be concerned with them plotting to kill you and take your place.
And if they fail to do that, then they were just a big fucking disappointment in the first place.
Even worse is if you have one of each, then the son will have to kill you even sooner, so that he can get the sister all to himself.
Yeah, seriously, what a whore! Cheating on her father like that, after everything he's done for her!
I love that the author feels the need to mention how tight the daughter's pussy is going to be. Also the assumption that the girl's future husband gets to fuck her in every hole. Apparently, part of raising the perfect daughter is teaching her to appreciate the occasional bumming.
Thanks Briar, your last three incest joke filled posts were Christmas gold.
And, at the end of the day, isn't that was Christmas is all about? ^_^
I was wondering what the hell bumming meant. Good thing urban dictionary exists.
been a long time lurker here but I created this account just to make a comment on this photo.
What the actual fuck?
Welcome to the site. Thank you for adding nothing of value to this thread.
My favourite is definitely the one where the woman cries about how she's being fat shamed and oppressed and humiliated because a man had the audacity to use a running track for running. >.<
Steve is obviously that 'Justin' who gave his friend's number to a femcel.
I do love the "nice girl" rants, they're so much cringier than the men. I've definitely seen a lot of good ones where a girl will ask a guy out, the guy will politely decline, and the girl will spend about 50 posts in a row ranting about how the guy is ugly and she didn't want to go out with him anyway, and he's just mad at her because she rejected him... Having a hard time finding the good ones though. Will have another look later.
Make some noise for our favourite hysterical peeps, another CoGite had a meltdown! And this time it's a mod (Jason something). Here's the seemingly reasonable post that sparked it all.
I should have posted screenshots to make your life easier, but it's a short COG thread and this is the third time I try to post this (my phone died the other two) so I've kept to the short version.
Hello CYS, newbie here, but funny this should come up because if you'll give me a few moments, I have something to say about that.
>account created today
>pfp despite most newbies not adding a pfp for God knows how long
>first post is a reply to a post about COGites being cuhrayzee
I'll take "Obvious COGite" for 500, Alex.
You are correct, but not any more.
Is it really that hard to set up a pfp? It says where to upload them right there underneath the box when you go to select one.
*Takes a bow* Once again, I am proud to provide you all with such entertaining content without even trying. Literally all you have to do is make a CoG account, be completely polite and reasonable, then just sit back and watch the hate flood in. ^_^
It's the canoe salesman that bothers to answer who is crazy.
Probably a troll... But I REALLY hope that it isn't.
I've seen this one already at r/prequelmemes. I think the original is in this vídeo: https://www.youtube.com/xRA7-jA5GJk.
For additional fart jokes: https://www.youtube.com/S7cCEW0qnrM
Also https://www.youtube.com/qFDT2L5bPFI for the actual lyrics of duel of the fates.
Thanks for the new fapping material! ^_^
This one was cute. ^_^
Personally, I think she makes a beautiful Drag Queen. ^_^
Seriously, thin people just shouldn't be allowed to exist! The next time I see a thin person being thin, I'm reporting it as a hate crime.
Fat phobic... And for some reason your profile picture box is covering my text box.