A man alone in the middle of nowhere. Use your wits, your mettle, and of course, your hatchet.

You are trapped in cell divided into two rooms by an unbreakable glass wall, you and your fellow prisoner must
find a way to escape, or meet a gruesome fate.

A story of survival amidst a zombie apocalypse,
your choices have consequences, it will take skill, courage, and intellect.

Are you ready to begin at the end?

May break my bones but words will never hurt me, unless the words be my name in blood on the pages of the story, the story of the Mother Dear who sleeps beneath the quarry, the quarry of stone now left alone for the sake of the story, and when awoke will beg and plead to heed her every word, lest my name be written in the blood on the pages of the story.

Cold, damp air fills the dim stone hallways. Why are you here? How do you get out?

Your name is David Hayes, husband and father of four. You wrote and published a book in your free time and it met with fairly decent success. You quit your job at a well known retail chain and committed to writing full time. Amid your busy yet peaceful life in the rural northwest something foreboding is brewing, and you and the lives of your family will never be the same.

I would expect nothing less, you kre'gnat `vo-renk!

Thank you SP! It was an honor competing with you all. Let's do it again sometime!

Uhh. Whoops.

*DELETED*

Hmm. Mmmm?

I support this 100%.

*Everyone liked that*

A duck with deep rooted emotional instability due to inconsistent parenting.

Also, he should be dressed in formal attire. Something blue. But not too blue. Sort of a faded blue, maybe with a hint of orange, but not a strong orange, so not a sunset orange, more of a navel orange.

Navel oranges really are not that good, they're kinda bland, Valencia oranges are superior by far. Tangier, sweeter, juicer. Also, they are prime for juicing. Juice is really good, but it's not very good for you. High in fructose, low in fiber, can be bad for digestion.

Reader's Digest has been around for 100 years as of February 5th of this year. Mostly I like it for the funny stories or jokes.

Here's a joke: 

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and asked the man running the stand, "Hey. got any grapes?"

The man said "No, we just sell lemonade. Can I sell you glass?"

“I’ll pass.” Then he waddled away until the very next day.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man that was running the stand,
"Hey. You got any grapes?"

The man said "No, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade okay? Why not give it a try?"   

The duck said "Goodbye." Then he waddled away until the very next day.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man that was running the stand
"Hey. You got any grapes?"

The man said "Look, this is getting old. Lemonade’s all I’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go?"   

The duck said “No.” Then he waddled away. Untill the very next day.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man that was running the stand
"Hey. You got any grapes?"

The man said "THAT’S IT!!  If you don’t stay away duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day,                                so don’t get too close!" 

The duck said "Adios!" Then he waddled away. Untill the very next day.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man that was running the stand
"Hey. You got any glue?"

"What?"

"You got any glue?"

"No, why would I– Oh!"

"Then one more question for you: Got any grapes?"

So, yeah. A well dressed duck.

Hmmm. Mhm.