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Warden

Architects of Ruin

unpublished

In a grimdark world devoid of all hope and compassion in the aftermath of a great cataclysm that shrouded the world in a time of great darkness, a lone visionary sets out to do what has never been done before, building a legacy that will stand the test of time. A story about hope, will you find purpose in the aftermath of a terrible war in the darkest of times, or will your end be one of spurned love and failure on the winds of time?

Marauders of Hell's Canyon

unpublished

In the highest of noons, brave the scorching desert sands with only your six-shooter and a mule named Sister Sara. Will you find the lost gold in the ghost town of the abandoned mine according to the old native legends, or will you become one with the spirits of the buffalo cascading over the plains at high noon when the men in the black hats ride out to put the lead into your posse is anyone actually reading this. Only your choices decide what becomes of the sleepy little town of Satan's Cleft in the aftermath of a shootout in a game of poker while a stampede of longhorns yeehaw pardner drink your whiskey.

The Sage of Fuccton's Tower

unpublished

A tower of sand colored stone rises to the East, built over an ancient stream of consciousness. The stones are carved with the names of the great sages of the past, each a dusty gateway to the kingdom's lost wisdom, a flight of steeply descending stairs rising up to a glass-dark plain of perpetual night where the tower was first erected in memory of your missing family and their mysterious unknown fate lost to the sands of time, of incredible girth, veiny and throbbing in the abyssal night. In the highest of noons, a great cataclysm of darkness, yeehaw pardner, the wind in the willows speaks the name of the great sage now gone with the wind, the name of the wind on a swiftly tilting planet. Your choices will matter.

@stories_unwritten How are you doing? I was hoping for more challenges from people who needed 5+ years on the site to even begin to become relevant, but I think we've flushed them all out and can now move in for the kill. Except for the guy who will kill himself. So helpful, that one.

I literally had to check if Clayfinger was really the only Warden in this conversation. Is a character that prefers to resolve conflicts without murder really that much of a struggle even for a Marauder to conceive of?

I wrote 3000 words of gay furry porn, and then unfortunately remembered that was against the rules. Back to the drawing board

Run along little girl, we've got a coup to carry out.

Why should I tip my hand in the thread when everyone on my hit list is watching?

I think he just hates the rest as much as we do. I still consider him an EVENTUAL problem but for now we can have a truce.

MrAce321 - member since 2020, 3 games, 28 comms, also in the contest. Promises to kill himself if I beat him as icing on the cake. (Better start tying the noose now buddy.)

Ooh wee what's this, new challenger AND a promised reward? I didn't notice you before but consider yourself added to the list.

You have made a powerful alliance this day comrade.

Sure thing weeb, that works. I haven't decided what my second story will be yet, depends on if I want to learn to script or not. I might be able to pad out my jockstrap with some reviews if I have to but meh. I've looked over games before I made my account that I'll go back and rate later, but these long form comments are not really my thing. Enterpride has declared himself on our side so that's good for now, not sure if he might still become an issue later though because he looks like one of the top reviewers. But there are a lot of other details to hash out before we get to the top anyway. For instance between @Chris113022, @Petros, and @MiltonManThing, which one do we want to keep as chief harem boy? Don't have a lot of details to go on, but Chris has been here 12 years, he's probably getting too crusty, and Petros might make a better court jester. Personally I feel that of the three, MiltonMT has the most supple skin.