END MASTER’S PROMPT CONTEST 5
Deadline: 11:59 PM (EST) April 1st, 2026
Reward: The enemies you make along the way
Alright it’s that time again for all of you faggots to pick a prompt and then fuck off for several months until close to the deadline where upon half of you will flake out completely and get thrown in the SHAME pit. Of those remaining half, most of them will turn in unfinished shit because guess what? They fucked off for several months instead of actually focusing!
And MAYBE among the rest who miraculously manage to completely follow through with their ideas we’ll get some good stuff. Well that’s the hope anyway since I have read all this shit.
Still, I would like to see you slothful fucktards at least put in more fucking effort in turning in something this year. Yeah we got some of the best story submissions last contest, but let’s try for quantity as well as quality too.
After all, this is the grand CYStian community tradition and we don’t want these contests to end up deader than a CoGite’s dick in a room full of biological women.
Speaking of which, for fuck’s sake try to avoid writing gay porn this year. Seriously we’ve had enough of that for awhile now, this isn’t the IFag’s SpringThing where you need to cross your t-girls and dot your intersexed for alphabet soup points.
Note: I didn’t say you can’t write gay protagonists if you really feel the need to represent yourself, I just said don’t write fucking gay PORN or you’re getting cast down to the bottom level of the SHAME pit automatically.
So if you pick say the prompt about joining a new cult don’t make it about a bunch of cross dressing degenerates sucking a giant disembodied cock that baptizes them its “divine” juice or some shit. Do something wholesome like a bunch of freaks dressing in the skins of their victims and carving their eyes out so they can "see" their true god Fluffy the Unnamable or some shit.
Anyway, if you’re joining the contest pick a prompt from the list below. When you’re done writing your story be sure to link it to this thread.
That’s about it for now, unless I think of something else to change as needed.
Good luck.
1) A story involving a dangerous hunting competition.
2) A story involving dinosaurs.
3) A story about an underwater adventure.
4) A story where the protagonist has a dangerous addiction or obsession.
Liminal
5) A story written in the epistolary style (Told through journal entries or letters).
6) A story that starts with receiving a letter or call from someone you thought was dead.
7) A story involving trying to save at least one loved one.
Suranna
8) A story about a pacifist protagonist.
9) A story involving a major festival within the fairy world.
10) A story about escaping a prison (Doesn’t matter what kind)
SpecialOlympic
11) A story involving court intrigue while attempting to seduce one (or more!) of your relatives.
12) A story about a siege. This can be from the attackers or defenders (or both) point of view.
13) A story involving a literally retarded protagonist.
Corgi213
14) A story where you’re the last of your kind (Doesn’t need to be human).
15) A story about being a cartographer hired to map out an unexplored area.
16) A story about being the leader of a post apocalyptic gang.
17) A story about a homemaker protagonist while their significant other leaves for battle for extended periods of time (Soldier, raider, merc, etc).
18) A story about founding a new religion.
Mystery Contestant
19) A story involving a war between two galactic super powers fighting over planet Earth (Humans are the “primitives” caught in the middle)
20) A story involving a criminal trying for one last big score before getting out of the life.
21) A story about being a traveling merchant.
Clayfinger
22) A story about an abominable horror has come to a small town and that horror is YOU.
Darius_Conwright
23) A story about rebuilding after a war.
Chris113022 (Saving AYT from the third level of the pit)
24) A story about a race to acquire a valuable resource.
25) A story involving tales from the Bible and do whatever you want with it. (Do not simply use the Book of Mormon for this fanfic)
26) A story set during a nuclear winter on Earth.
27) A story about joining a cult.
Yummyfood
28) A story set during a holiday (Any of them)
29) A story about dinner with Adolf Hitler. (Time period and location don’t matter)
30) A story involving a road trip.
31) A story involving sports of some kind. (Real or fictional and in any capacity: Player, coach, ref, mascot, cheerleader, etc)
32) A story involving an uncharted planet (Colonizing it, exploring it, crashing into it, etc)
33) A story about having cancer and trying to check off a bucket list before you die. Also try to make this into a game with a scoring system. (It’s cancer, just have fun with it!)
34) A story revolving around portals to other worlds.
35) A story where the protagonist is a public figure caught in a scandal.
36) A story where the protagonist is worshipped by a primitive tribal society.
37) A story about wholesome woodland critters.
38) A story about being a film maker attempting an ambitious project.
39) A story where the protagonist seeks a living example of something long thought extinct.
40) A story involving a journey in an airship.
41) A story where the protagonist is an ordinary shopkeeper.
42) A story involving a special task force that hunts down rogue magic users.
43) A story where an archaeologist makes an incredible discovery.
44) A story about a small group of isolated survivors.
45) A story set in a lunatic asylum.
46) A story involving and underground society. (And I repeat don’t fucking write gay porn) Mizal (Saving Derp from the third level of the pit again for some damn reason)
47) A story about redemption of past misdeeds (And no, you can’t redeem a pedo) CavusRex
48) A story involving playing as a historical figure (Up to you how close you stick to real life)
49) A story with a ghostly protagonist haunting a particular area.
50) A story where the old gods have returned! Objective: SURVIVE
