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Welcome to the new and improved Pit of SHAME, fucktards and faggots!

If your name is on the list, you are currently here because you lack discipline and are seemingly unable to manage your time wisely.

You will see that your poor choices now have extra consequences and charges to your pointless point accounts have been added depending on how much you’ve fucked up so far. In extreme cases, well you’ll just have to wait for someone in better standing than yourself to pull you up a few levels as you reflect in your SHAME.

Anyway, feel free to explore, you’re going to be in here awhile.

PIT OF SHAME  (Extra 50 point fee for joining a contest)

AttilaTheGun
betaband
born2die
Cat2002116

Corgi213

Cosmolucent_Iris
Crimson
Darius_Conwright
DAVID_CT
DBNB
Derprussen
Dour
FoolishSparrow
imadgalaxy

kidred
LamarisDiamondEye
LeoScales7
Papa_John95
PerforatedPenguin
poison_mara
RKrallonor

Romulus
Silver_Eyes
Soy_No_More

Suranna
SwiftStryker

Vali
Xanax
Yummyfood

DOUBLE SHAMED (Extra 100 point fee for joining a contest)

granolagoth
ItzSugar
Kezmark
Prithvish96
TypewriterCat
Wildblue
WizzyCat

TRIPLE SHAMED (Don't bother joining a contest)

3iguy
4Sunny4

Acratios 

Alienrun

AllenKudzu
AllMight
AmazingAnimal5
AmazingSeastar 

AmritaB
AmusedSquid

AnimalAlien
areyouready
AssessYourAsses

At_Your_Throat
Austinc 

Author4 

awesomeness12
AwritingHobo
AzBaz 

BalthusGreene

Bannerlord
BenCrucifix
Bezro
bjhovey 

Blazewhisker 

BlueThread 

BryceTheJew
bucketofknives
Capitalisme
CaptainFalcon
Cats_R_Us
Cerene

Cerracrossing
Chris113022
chumm

Claw2k11
CLiF

clockman

CockusBlockamus
CoolGuy69
corvus
Creeoyice

Crescentstar
CrypticCalipso
crystalpenguin
curion
CuriosityKills

curtain64
Cyclonis
DarkSpawn
Depresbian

Dezzo_lute21
DingDongBells (KAE Scum)

DiniTheWizard 

Doodled 

DungeonLord
EbonVasilis

enfeite
elad771
EvangelineV

Everwriter
evilsoap
FemaleWolverine
Flamenod
frank2

Garrison_Bell
GigglyCactus
GreekMythologyGeek
insanebutvain 

Kwism1127
Jacoder23 

JCjr 

JeffreyJabs
JJHunter

jordanvang 

Journeyman 

jster02
KingTrex3 

Kooky_von_Koopa
krieginphern
Lallafa

Lancelot
Larry_Bombadil

Liqquitty
lopz66
lunamoonia1 

LuvLee

Mardox
Marte
MasonJarGuzzi
Matthaeus
mazdark
meadowmellow (KAE Scum)

Megumeme

Metal
MinnieKing
MintyRosedeer
Mista_Moose
Mr.Mustachio
NekoCat 

Neverland
Nightmace
Nightwatch

Novelist176
OatmealShenanigans
Olivine21
Oraclemache

Ozoni
p1_tjc
Paradox_4 (KAE Scum)
Payaso
Picaro
Plelb
Providence
pugpup1
QingBo
RainGem 

Raki 

Rathalon1213

RealKurioslasoun 

RedComm
RedOceans

resistor 

Reywalker786 

roffdoff 

SableFancy111
sadboy23
Samyers0616
Schmaltz
Shadowdrake27

ShinobiKun 

ShowMeTheCode 

SixtySnakes 

SkullyZombies 

Slasher 

smalllovebirb
snowfall
Sorbet

spacewinner
SpartacustheGreat
Starborn
stargazer
sunshineboi
TheCanary
TheChef
TheLDMan
TheSandman

Thotfodder
tmanaking
unturned

VainCorsair
Wannabe_Human

White_Rose
WRenby
XIIIVampire

XNeoBurritoX
yardbird
Yellowbelly
zamnzipzooey
Zweihanderr

DETROIT  (Punishment for the GODS)

hetero_malk
ISentinelPenguinI
MadHattersDaughter
TharaApples

OBLIVION (BANNED in their SHAME)

Abgeofriends
Antoinette390
CaptainCool
Ford
Heresy/SkorchedRat
Negative

peachcobbler
Ravenic_Virtue
Seto
ThatIndianGuy
Voldy

And remember if you're on this list, you're fucking terrible.

So some of you may be stumbling back here after a long hiatus and find this most unfair, but as usual I don’t fucking care!

Most of the ones now in the lowest level of SHAME haven’t been active in years to the point of might as well being dead, some disappeared almost as quickly as they made an account and joined and others decided they’re just lurkers/readers which is fine, but there’s hardly any reason to keep them in potential escape status if they’re not going to bother. 

Remember, you can’t win if you don’t play!

Now of course I do appreciate I tend to have fun being heavy handed in these situations, so there MAY be exceptions if someone bothers to make a good enough case, but it better be a damn good one. 

Like for example resident wacky witch Oracle was only in the first level of the old pit. If she suddenly comes back and says she hasn’t been able to focus on getting out the SHAME pit because she was too busy being trapped in the Netherworld getting gang raped by ghosts for years, well an exception might be made.

If however Nightwatch suddenly shows up saying he hadn’t been focusing on making an attempt to escape the SHAME pit because he was busy being a traitorous degenerate for years, well he can go back the fuck home and fucking rope.

In any case of any exceptions, failure to prove yourself will get you thrown right back in with more penalties.

Next contest I'm totally going to rescue DinitheWizard, she deserves it!

Fucking crazy flashbacks lmao

Mizal should really just be the metaphorical "Jesus" of the Shame pit at this point lmao. Doing rescue missions to toss life-jackets out to the less fortunate. 🙌🙌

That was a joke, Dini can rot.

There's only a couple of active accounts in the third level and Fresh is going for one of them, I think she enjoys doing short fic about her triumphs more.

Sort of embarassing the pit TPKed my entire D&D group including the DM though, if I pull out anyone after Derp it'll be Chef, Canary, and Sent regardless of likelihood of them ever escaping the rest of the way on their own.

I am actually unsure if anyone can be rescued from Detroit though, that's a special category of Hell.

No one ever escapes from Detroit. 🙃 (Hope the best for your crew though!)

I wasn't able to focus on my contest entry due to finishing up my course, then stressing due to not having a job...then stressing because the job I was offered required an extensive vetting process...and finally having started the job, my initial plan to write on the 30th got majorly derailed when my day off was changed from Wednesday to Friday.

My own fault, but at least I have a job, so the only stress I currently have is focusing on the training and how I'm going to get up at stuipid o'clock (for me, because I'm a night owl) five days in a row every two out of four weeks.

Anyway, like I said - the next contest I enter, I will submit a qualifying entry for. And I definitely intend to read, rate and review all of the entries for this one as atonement for failing to submit something for this one.

Next contest, I'm getting TCat outta there.

She's only double SHAMED, those folks can all bootstrap themselves still.

As funny as it would be to pull TCat up a level via gay porn.

I think I'd get thrown off a bridge if I caused TCat to be associated with gay porn in any way.

She returns from the Pit, victorious in her mission.
One more soul now has a chance at redemption. But there are many more still lost to the depths.

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It seems more trips to the Pit (again as a savior, not a sinner) are in order. Next on the "to save" list is Chris, who's back now and writing, so seems like the most worthy candidate. Plus he called me cool.

Who knows who else will need saving after that? The Pit is never satisfied.

I'm gonna save Ebon!

So just to have it clarified, since I seem to have started a fad with my original "rescue Derp from the depths" request, but these little side quests are only applicable to people who can no longer enter contests at all, right? So triple SHAMED only?

It might get a little sad if we were just mounting rescue missions to save lazy people 50 points anyway. Although the triple SHAME category only really has a couple of folks active enough to bother with.

Also, it's only possible to pull them up to the first level right? So they still have to turn in something for a future contest on their own to get out completely.

I know this has all been discussed in various places, might as well just get it clearly stated in the actual SHAME thread though.

Yeah went back to the 3 strikes and you're out rule. As always even if you were in double SHAME, if you actually turn something good in, you can get out completely.

I mean you can pull someone up out of double SHAME one level if you want. You can't actually take anyone all the way out of the pit so you wouldn't be able to pull someone from level one anyway.

They gotta at least make it out the rest of the way themselves, otherwise you might some bleeding heart pulling everyone out and we can't have that.

As always maybe there could be an unusual circumstance where the usual rules I just mentioned won't apply (Like when Suranna bet her account to get out of the lowest level for example) but that's usually a rarity.

Well you know how it goes, Golden Ages don't last forever.

Hopefully though this at least drops the flake rate which has been getting way too damn high.

Bringing back contest joining fees as well, but those might vary depending on whoever is running said particular contest.