Messed up adventures 2: Weekly Bugle

Weekly bugle? Ok, I had to google that to double-check that meant what I thought it meant and yep, a bugle is a small brass instrument. I assume that means I have weekly bugle practice blowing cavalry charges? I don’t eat anything and die of hunger so thanks for the point (it’s not a sign that the writer has much confidence in their game when they put an endgame link on the second page). I’m not sure why you made a second one, it’s not exactly back by popular demand is it? From the 2 pages I did read you seem to be sticking the lolrandom theme pretty strongly because it worked so well on the last story (which I think might have been an improvement on this one)? Not much else to say. This will probably get taken down pretty soon but let’s let everyone grab an easy point first.