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I'm new here, so to speak. I've creeped around and read some storygames on this site for a while, actually. I just recently discovered the other aspects of this site (forums, writing, etc.). So, here I am! Give me advice, ask me things, gimme any hints as to how this site operates, anything you like! I look forward to coming here more often.

Welcome, hope you enjoy the site!

Obligatory question: what are you favorite storygames?

I loved "Snow" and the Walmart Game. Can't remember if that's its actual name or what...

I haven't ventured too far into the advanced storygames yet. I just enjoy a good tale.

Ah, nice. Yeah, Snow is pretty amazing, and it's easily one of the best on the site.

As for The Walmart Game (yes, that is indeed it's name), I think I'm one of the very, very few who didn't enjoy it, because as far as I remember, the writing is rather lackluster, and the puzzles were extremely difficult.

Welcome to the site ^_^

Welcome, and well meet!

Hello! Now before I say anything else... DO NOT TAKE THE SPORK!

Have some strawberry pudding instead, and welcome!

I am a spoon. We don't take kindly to those half-breeds.

Absolutely lovely! You get an extra bowl of strawberry pudding! Enjoy your stay here!

How DARE you! I'll have you know that these sporks are not the sporks you are thinking of, they are not sentient, they do not think, and yet the forces behind them do, young spoon, When you wield this instrument, (And you can!) You wield a power so great that you will be a hero to all that know you. You can kill the unworthy living sporks with it, you can destroy the forks, you can stab the knife! YOU can be the master of the entire kitchen, for this spork is not a fellow utensile, it is a deadly weapon that can (and should) be wielded by the worthiest of warriors! (which I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you are... You sound like one...)

They are not as powerful nor as great as my strawberry pudding.

Spoons are better to eat pudding with anyway.

The temptress lies! Listen not to the propaganda about her foul tar of a pudding! I've had it! I've been forced to swim in it! It's awful!

You even put it in the subject of your post... Hmmm...

But I do think that the swim was forgiven when you decided to explode my hat and make me swim in it, no?

Your opinions are questionable, anyway.

They are questionable because they are facts!

Strawberry pudding is nothing more than a mass of distilled cow-fat mixed with liquid nourishment meant for an entirely different animal with straweberries added. Sporks are the weapon of the future, to be used by only the greatest of the great!

But my pudding continues (and will continue) to live, so not very great, I think...

If they're so great, I would've thought my pudding would be gone by now.

The only reason your wobbling pile of quazi-liquid continues to exist is because there are not enough armed spork warriors finding and killing it. Besides, without evil, there could be no good, so the sporks have always made sure to keep some around. But when the end of days comes, the sporks will kill everything that isn't on their side. They'll even kill the dirt!

So the pudding is winning! And I will continue making more. You will never have enough sporks to take down the strawberry pudding!

I have more than enough sporks, you pudding is losing, notice how you can hardly find strawberry pudding on Google? The sporks have replaced it with an ingenious, nutritious, and much less revolting fluid known as strawberry yogurt! It's all the rage these days! Your pudding is a minority for a reason!

Bloody yogurt...

Only the best of the best know of and how to make the pudding, obviously. I only have the greatest.

Pudding is easy shit. All you have to do is add strawberries to create evil incarnate.

That pudding is not mad hattress-quality then, as you and plastic sporks.

Regardless, the sporks have encountered pudding-makers like you before. You're no special snowflake! There have been millions of high-"quality" strawberry-pudding cohorts in the past, and they all died at the prongs of the mighty spork!

You know nothing of the true history of strawberry pudding! There has only been few of real pudding makers, and none of those I know died by spork!

Of course, because we let you hide. It's the worst mistake the sporks hawve ever made...

Welcome, I'm going to enjoy watching the Pudding vs Sporks here. Try some forum games if you get the chance.

Forums is what separates many wall-flower members from the real active ones, though there are a few users that dedicate all their time here to just doing their storygame or doing just forum-games.

Depends on what flavor of our teas you like, really.

What if we just don't drink anything? You meatbag's are so ignorant. :)

Welcome by the way, I will make sure to enjoy the rivalry between the sporks and spoons.

Don't forget the pudding.

Interesting choice of username...

Welcome though   =)

Dammit, late again...

Sup, if you don't want a Spork or Pudding I'll gladly give you a shotgun or rifle :D