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I have some pretty annoying family members. Like how my stepdad calls the console of the car "The council". Or how my mom picks up a new glass every time she drinks something. How about you guys?

Lol, I have this image of some old guy cackling madly with a large metal spoon surrounded by all the empty peanut butter jars he's deliberately stolen from you.

When my brother drinks the egg nogg I bought then complains about the taste. :P 

Already done, my friend... 

Before she got spayed, my dog used to bleed all over the mantle-piece. 

Hahaha

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But in all seriousness, women jokes aren't funny. Period.

Classy, fellas, real classy. :P I think my age isn't the only reason I'm one of the very few married members of this site.
 

Indeed, it is.

When people don't cover their mouths when they cough or sneeze.

When people (usually girls) complain about it being cold yet dress like it's summer.

When people smile all the time about nothing.

When people mock an ability they don't have themselves.

When people don't wash their hands after using the restroom.

When a parent or parents bring a very young child (usually an infant) to a movie and refuse to take them out when they cry.

When people get mad if you look at them but they keep looking at you to make sure you're not looking at them.

When groups of people walk slow in front of me.

When I'm wrong about something or don't know something and they react as if it were the first time.

Heh... freshmen...

Mine have the annoying habit of thinking that they are smarter than me, just because they have made more mistakes.  It's not my fault that they are idiots and won't listen to me, just my cross to bear.  :P

I remember in the days of the PS1 my brother wouldn't play with me unless I was Player Two. XD

I used to kinda hate my brother because we used to fight over stupid crap like that, but one day in elementary school I realized that he's practically my bully repellant, hah.

When playing N64 at parties, more specifically Goldeneye007 with my cousins, the youngest always used Oddjob AND camped as soon as he got a good gun, (We never played a round with the golden gun because, unless you formulated a proper attack plan, he was an almost immortal fucking pain in the ass.) to say nothing of the fact that the only time he moved from his little hole was to hog every health and armor nearby, even if he didn't need it. It got a little bit easier in the Temple map, where you had to use the sniper mode to shoot into the best camping spots anyway, so we always used that map and ganged up on him until he got pissed and ran away. Sometimes we'd just rush to grab Oddjob first so his tactics wouldn't be half as much of a pain in the ass, but he usually ended up getting it anyway because I didn't join in their efforts. I was in a much bigger rush to choose Jaws, because he's fucking awesome.

How old are you, if you don't mind my asking? 

I hate to agree. I love games like TLoU and Alien: Isolation but at the end of the day, I feel like games have a lot more power to fuck with people's heads now. 

Assuming you weren't three when IV  came out, you're at least forty. 

Where's Killa when you need him?

Like when somebody has their leg constantly moving up and down when their sitting? That is really annoying to me, at least when I'm next to the person.

I don't even understand how pills are supposed to treat fleas. Shampoo treats fleas, combs treat fleas, but what the fuck does a pill do? Cure stomach fleas? Put Bug Repellent in your bloodstream?

Let's see here... Well they insult me on a regular basis then say I'm depressed because who would want to go outside of their room when all they hear are insults? So annoying habits being more like bullies and less like actual family.

Jeez. I thought my family was bad.

Breathing. Some of my family members just really need to stop doing that.

Carbon Monoxide is the solution to these problems!

When I'm watching a show like Arrow or the Walking Dead my brother comes in and watches, then asks about everything that happened the last season that he hasn't watched.