I'm actually surprised no one tried this out yet.
What do you mean?
That's better! Now you may go...
Really? I thought this was the part with the glass shards...
Doesn't the sriracha pressure-washer come after the cigar thing?
Oh, right, it's starting to make sense now... So, does it finish with the salt bath, or the body-part tug-of-war?
Oh. I did think we were talking about two different things, I've only ever sent them to Shax the Hell Baron.
You watch Charmed?
Well, hmm, what are we going to do then?
No, I went on Wikipedia and read about the Ars Goetia or some shit when I was working on one of the WoD arcs.
Flip a coin?
Aww...
Kinda hard not to cheat at a coin flip when it's over the internet. Toggle?
No, I can't risk losing any of my precious points!
You could try this, this, or this...
Edit: Here's one where you can invite a friend.
Welcome to the site, strange, untrustworthy-looking line without a profile picture...
Hmm...maybe it's roadkill. Has anyone got a stick to poke it with?
Maybe it's a stick... Do sticks have souls?
Spooooky...
Wait, did you wipe the underscore out, or is it just not viewable on a mobile device? o.o
Who are you, Mr Blue Line? Who. Are. You?
Technically, it's six of these '_' things put together.
Oh my.
I meant by using a real funky username with all underscores.
So, should we call you blank, or "Insert Name Here"?
You're officially our invisible mascot. However, in the wise words of Prof. Oak, I must ask you...
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
@______
XD
