Ze battle is not won yet! Zere are only a few people vis ze certain level of salt and ze certain level of spectrumness to have done zis obnoxious, obnoxious deed. Soirot has gazzered up his evidahnce und vear his best Belgium accent so zat he could compile ze suspects. Soirot suspects it may be somevone on ZIS VURREY LIST!
DrakoBlare- Vould normally be highly likely, because he is unusually salty to everysink and go to great, sketchy lengths to justify discrimination, but he would've used more edgy 4chan slang.
JimmySutton- In vild attempt to regain notoriety, repair reputation, and draw attention avay from himself, Jimmy struggles to create new bogeyman! Doesn't vork, zough. Maybe far stretch, since ve have not seen him lurking since ze call to arms
Malacith- For ze same rassons as ze JimmySutton, but probably more likely since he has been around and is also awkvard, lurky pervert.
Coins- Self explanatory. Vurry salty, vurry autism.
Malkalack- Self explanatory. Vurry salty, vurry autism.
ISentinelPenguinI- Sel-- VHAT ZE FUCK IS SOIROT DOINGK ON ZIS LIST!?
JamesCoker- Gone to long lengths for revenge before, vonce editted whole page vis javascript. But he is too high-functioning...
Ryder- For much ze same rassons as Malacith, but I dunno vhat set him off.
Nmelssx- For much ze same rassons as Coins, James, and Malacith, but I dunno vhat set him off either. PoP vould probably also have better computer smarts and talk like bad english translation of a Nintendo game, if zat vere ze case.
Steve- Alvays blame Steve, first of all. Second of all, Steve is hard on newbies and shit. Soirot is most suspective uff Steve.