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It seems as if everyone must introduce themselves so here I go....Hello, I'm Gawain (feel free to look up name reference) I recently made an account. Not really sure where to go from here but once again hello.

Sounds great, thanks for the information.

Hello, and welcome to CYS ^_^

Thanks

No problem :D 

If you have any questions, you can always ask me! ^_^

Welcome to CYS. I see that you are a fellow marauder, comrade. Nobody really knows what orders mean or what they are for but just know that you're in the best one. 

I didn't know I was a marauder, nor how to pick a order but, hooray!

I think they're just random, we can't pick them. They were just put into effect yesterday and JJJ refuses to tell us what they're for. 

All out war, most likely 

Wardens are immediately the best cos I am one

Lol, even though you got roasted in the rap battle?

Welcome to the site! I hope that you're able to enjoy everything that this place has to offer. ^-^

Honestly, me too 

Hello there Gawain! I hope you enjoy your stay on this site. If you have any questions, Feel free to PM me or other members on this site. Alternatively, You could ask for help in the forums.

Sadly, Most newbies fade into oblivion by getting banned or leaving this site.

I doubt that will happen

Well, Just be a good boy. You don't want to get banned by admins on this site.

You disgusting n00blet! N00bs fade into oblivion by never returning, if they are banned, they are cast into the Abyss!

Hello and welcome to CYS!

I recommend reading any of the stories in the featured sections, particularly Will's How Not To Write and The Land of Bad Writing, since they may help you with any future storygames you may write.

Hmm... usually I don't associate with marauder types, but you seem like a good sort.

Savor this moment, Plelb. Something like this only happens once in a lifetime.

It is?

I agree. I mean all most of your introduction messages are copied and pasted.

Well, I do that because I'm lazy it's flexible and can be used in any introduction thread and it offers good advice. But let's not get too off-topic.

I see, Alright then. Sure...

Welcome to this hellhole website! Enjoy your stay.

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I'm confused

It was a sad attempt for easy points

I'm trying to make peace you sage, calm down. 

Grettings, Gawain. You may be a Marauder, but that doesn't mean you can't join us on the path to true cosmic understanding! With suitable proof of valor and loyalty, you can become an honorary Sage!

You are blinded by your prejudice. I mean, not that Gender-Neutral-Protag-Supremacists are a good thing, but they too can overcome their silliness and walk the path of the Sage, though they come from different clans. You must set aside your irkedness. Irkedness is an emotion that interferes with what you see in people. It is an obstacle on the path to true cosmic understanding. Godliness comes from cooperation and the fact that we're naturally smarter than everyone else.

"You are blinded by your prejudice."

Was this intentional?

If not, it's still funny.

It was. I thought it'd get lost in the backpedal, but it was worth it. xD

No, no, I'm pissed too, I just like being judgemental and touting my traditional wisdom shit around everywhere. You can't always get rid of obstacles, after all.

And what do we do to the so-called Sages that forsake the Order?

Kill them if they cause trouble, I guess. The purpose of the fighting arts is to banish evil and those that destabilize our fragile tranquility. Those that stay with the Sages, however, will know their protection, and also enlightenment and kung-fu classes.

And what about the Marauder horde?

Everyone is welcome until they disrupt harmony. Except maybe the architects, because they always disrupt harmony, though that could still be a trick of the emotionally biased body I am bound to. I will see if I can work through these thoughts and get to the bottom of this bias, to overcome the many, many obstacles on the path to...

Cosmic Understanding.

Heh. I'm a sage. That's all this post ever contained. No epiphany, no nothing. Just a declaration of my order. *Awkward smile*

What'd you say, Brother? Internalizing negative things is an obstacle on the path to-

Well, it's not good.

Nothing to do with cringy Harry Potter references. At all. *Walks out slowly, begins running* I'LL NEVER ADMIT!

And what is that test Sister?

Hello, friend.

Will you be having a peaceful stay?

Greetings newcomer! I hope you come to enjoy this site, and become a valued member. Stick around, as most n00bs fade into oblivion.

Welcome to CYStia!