Forums » The Lounge » Read Thread

Anyone dead?

I wish I was

Me too thanks.

Why do you wish that you were dead?

Nah. Just my usual daily victims.

No celebratory kills?

I'm alive, but i'm guessing that's actually a bad thing to everyone else xD

Yes, I'm a ghost. BOO!

Damnit, how are we gonna explain this to MinnieOrange? xD

"Your mother is gone and is never coming back. Oh, and it's your fault."

;-; she did?

Yes, and make sure he knows that my death is his fault.

Poor kid. Fine, i'll tell MinnieOrange he killed you, and traumatize him. Bad mother

Zombies are still dead so... 

R.I.P Seto

F

I am assuming everyone who did not reply to this thread is dead.

All the mods are dead

Oh boy, time to post my new undercover documentary film, The Kiel Conspiracy".

This is a very small batch of survivors. Now that alex is dead, who will be the owner?

All of us. Glory to CYS, the Communist Youth Society.

CYS Acronym time!

Cliche

Yellow

Submarine

I mean, you do have 'king' in your name...

Ok, but he is a sage.

Now is not the time for this, we have like five survivors.

Well, you know what they say about assuming.

Some asshole killed me, but, as apparently I need proof of my regeneration and shit, I'm just gonna have to post this and expose my position instead of sneaking up and revenge-killing him...

Remember what happened when the should-be-dead Hamlet announced his arrival instead of just stealth killing Claudius?

I'm pretty sure me, the cop, those 13 teenagers, the camp supervisors, and half the town's hooker population were the only people he was after. Once he hears I'm alive, he'll show up and we can jump his machete-wielding ass. It'll be a blast.

Some asshole killed you? Do you have any evidence or proof that this event took place?

The hammerhead is still buried in my left kidney.

Which body is the hammerhead buried in, this one or that one?

I donated it to Malkalack because he was on the Kidneys List. He wasn't getting enoug iron in his water anyway..

Still living, but I had some close calls today.

Woke up with pus gluing my eye shut. It's fitting that the boon of Nurgle finds me today, of all days

My soul is dead, does that count?

Not yet.

That day was fine. Barely a hitch.

I don't see any curse around the Friday thirteenth days, except when fools panic and stumble themselves. It's like when someone says "OIL CRISIS" and everybody starts filling cars and barrels until the crisis actually becomes a real thing!

Many many years ago in the land known as Japan, it was Friday the 13th. Many ghosts roamed on this night and drove one samurai insane. He pulled out his blood groove katana and stabbed his Waifu. Her last words: "Don't take shitposts too seriously"

Actually, the waifu's last words were "My dearest, that is not a 'blood groove', that is fullering to lighten and stiffen the blade. I thought you were a swordsman?"

So forcing swords and your status as a ~~~Historical European Martial Artist~~~ into every conversation is going to be your gimmick, huh?

Blood grooves fired.

I knew I recognized him from somewhere. 

Haha jokes on him, I'm not having sex.

Yes, correctly deduced.
In my defence, I wasn't the one who mentioned swords first on this thread, it was their fault!

I ish still alive. :3

Shit

I mean, welcome to our small haven of survivors. 

My Ma came to visit.

We exchanged Christmas gifts.

Russian Orthodox?

lol fuck no, just late Christmas.

Not dead, but someone tried to rob me on my way home from work.

did you try maybe robbing them back?

I should've.

Never too late to try!

Hunt him down

Can't be bothered. I think he got what he deserved when i kicked him in the balls though. I won't damage his pride anymore.

Awww man...

Feel free to finish the job for me. I'll pay you $5.

I'll do it professionally for more.

How much?

Fuck, I dunno. Like, $200-300? Depends on where you live in the world.

Firstly, fuck no, you're work isn't worth that much. Secondly, I live in New Zealand.

Wait, by "finish the job", do you mean "hurt him" or "end him"?

Because it'll cost at least $150 for the former, because you're out of state.

I'm leaving it open to interpretation.

I was skiing, fell and landed on my head. Yay.

Woah you're back.

I am surprised you noticed. Thanks.

I will stay this time.

I died when I saw this post.

My condolences 

rest in the piss

I'd rather not, thank you very much.

It's the only way to come back from the dead without using healing, Jesus, or dark magic. Why do you think only weird people manage to do it?

Or just come back as a zombie like myself.

Which requires dark magic, or Jesus.

Or a really smart scientist who happens to have a lightningrod.

I believe that would qualify as dark magic.

No, it's science.

Science, magic, and Jesus are the same thing.

It gets clearer when you have more cosmic understanding.

I see.

Science? How do you know he used the scientific method? It sounds more like Victor Frankenstein just threw together whatever worked.

"In Shelley's Gothic story, Victor Frankenstein builds the creature in his laboratory through an ambiguous method consisting of chemistry and alchemy."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankenstein%27s_monster?

Yes. Science.

Kinda sorta falls under healing. At least in the medical sense, the whole book is really about the morality of it, so it's debatable that he was "Healing" from anything.