Meanwhile in the Villain Lair...
Mizal
Just for a few minutes last night
And fuck you Steve I have PTSD now. Buses are all and no parent should ever allow their kids to ride one
Steve
I can't tell to what degree you're joking.
Definitely not entirely, but a little bit.
EndMaster
glad I never had to ride a bus
Mizal
These fuckers used to dig petrified cookie pieces out of the seats and try to trick the elementary kids into eating them
Steve
Schoolbuses are great fun.
That sounds hilarious, Mizal. That's basically the same level of shittiness we show to elementary kids who stumble onto the site.
Mizal
I was in AP classes all through middle and high school so I didn't know a single person on the route and never wanted to
Steve
See, a normal person would've befriended someone so they didn't have to sit alone constantly.
IAP
I only rode the bus a couple times. Neither went near my house, though. I was only took 'em because of new girls that I wanted to scam on.
Steve
Scam on? Interesting lingo.
Also, nice one, IAP.
IAP
Thanks, Steve.
Mizal
Three hours a day of this he'll, and a lot of times longer because some idiots would get in a fight which was basically the only thing to get the bus driver who was literally Harriet Tubman I think to actually notice anything and pull over to sort it out
Steve
You spent three hours a day on a bus? Christ.
EndMaster
this is wasted here. You guys should argue on the forums for everyone to laugh about this
Ebon
Buses are boring. They were only fun in elementary
Steve
Well, at that point, you really definitely should've made a friend.
Mizal
Trailer trash, fuck em
IAP
"The bus driver is your friend." I remember those signs being on all the buses. Lol
Steve
See, you're just playing into my argument here, that you were the edgy emo kid who sat alone because you considered yourself above them.
Mizal
There was like one guy and his little brother that were okay but that was like the last year and a half only
Steve
There was no way there wasn't a single good person on the bus. There's like ten guys NOT worth talking to in my year of 200
Ebon
I’m with Mizal on this one. Most people on the bus aren’t worth talking too
To*
IAP
Those must've been some really big buses, Steve. My graduating class was only 20.
Steve
There were several buses.
Ebon
Dead brain cells and wasted time all around
Steve
Ebon, you're as bad, but you're attractive enough that you're not lonely and sad.
IAP
The only kids worth talking to when I went to school didn't ride the bus home, either.
Mizal
Loud screechy cunts and gossip whores, rednecks and kickers, and then the edgy fuckers I already complained about
Steve
Should've been right at home with the last group.
If you huddled together, they couldn't spit in your hair.
Mizal
The murderer was actually pretty cool but he transferred to another bus midway through the ride
Ebon
Well, I moved here and all the girls were to intimidated to talk to me, and all of the guys already had friend groups. Thus I ended up being some attractive loner
Actually started writing right around there as well
Steve
Him jumping out of a bus halfway through the ride was what made him a murderer, I presume.
IAP
?
Ebon
The murderer? I think I missed something here
Steve
Mizal said "midway through the ride", not "midway through the year"
So I'm picturing the murderer changing bus halfway through the journey to school.
Through some cool athletics, ideally.
Ebon
In elementary my bus would stop halfway and swap some students for some reason.
I presume that is what she meant
Steve
What? How would it swap students?
Surely they're going to the same place.
Mizal
Yeah it was in some parking lot, some kids would change busses and we'd pick up the little ones
Steve
Why?
Ebon
Yeah what Mizal said
Mizal
And I mentioned the guy that killed his family in the thread
IAP
Yeah, there were kids in some of the schools I went to that lived in other districts, too.
Mizal
We had creative writing class together lok
Steve
Your bus went from school to creative writing class?
IAP
Are you drunk, Steve?
Mizal
Steve the reason there are multiple buses is to get kids home as efficiently as possible
EndMaster
Wait, the murderer is the the long lost sweetheart I mentioned she had!
Steve
A little high, none of you told me not to try the mdma.
Ebon
That would make sense End
Steve
Yeah, I get that, Mizal. I don't get why if the bus is either coming or going from the same location, you swap halfway through.
You're either all going to the same place and swapping would be useless, or leaving from the same place so you could've got on the right bus from the start.
Ebon
The obvious solution is there Steve. Just think
Steve
What, they went to/came from different schools?
Wouldn't make sense, or Mizal and the killer would've stayed together.
IAP
Sometimes, the buses don't go to the same place, Steve. Grammar and middle school students might not be allowed to go to HS.
Mizal
Because every bus didn't go to every school, it was quicker to switch them over to another bus going to where they actually live
Same reason they'd put the little kids on ours that were going the same direction
Steve
I thought you said the killer was in your school.
Mizal
Ours didn't stop at any elementary schools
Ugh. Yes Steve. He went to my school but didn't live near me
Ebon
Yes. The solution is that the bus picked up students of all ages. Elementary through high. Once they were all gathered on one bus, they would meet with another bus. From there the kids would separate into middle school or high school
That’s how mine worked at least
Steve
This was a boring and stupid answer.
Mizal
They put him and the others on a bus that went to where he lived. That being the purpose of riding the bus.
Steve
My school didn't have to share its buses with other schools.
Ebon
That’d because you went to some all boys Catholic scho
School
Mizal
Buses are owned by the district, not individual schools
IAP
Was it just a one-room schoolhouse, Steve?
^
EndMaster
apparently it didn't have indoor plumbing from what he said
IAP
Lol
Steve
It has several hundred students. It did have indoor plumbing, that's a legal requirement. It was pretty big.
Mizal
What happened to you all pissing in that overflowing trough
IAP
Were all the grades in the same building?
Steve
The trough was connected to pipes.
Mizal
I guess they just aren't required to fix them in any kind of hurry
Steve
They were just constantly clogged by students.
Same complex, not technically the same building.