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Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Is the Ku Klux Klan controversial here? Cause my extremely late Halloween story wants to include people in ghost costumes that are actually KKK.

Or is that not allowed at all?

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
Why would controversial things not be allowed? Kind of doubt the KKK is controversial in the first place, unless your idea is making one of them the hero or something, in which case see point one.

Good job giving away your twist though.


e: don't say your story 'wants' to include something though, I always hate that. You are the one writing the story.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Unfortunately, I didn't put a KKK as the main character, as I put it as a shady house the protagonist would visit for candy, and people in ghost costumes come out and have a lengthy conversation about race. 

I'm going to assume racist comments aren't allowed here, are they?

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
You're talking about characters in a story. Are you under the impression fictional works aren't allowed to contain characters that do offensive things?

If your story is obvious KKK propaganda or (more likely) complete shit for other reasons, it will be voted down by readers and removed the usual way.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Of course I know better than to support any controversial topics, but I want to use those topics as humor. So will it be banned for  some racist comments that are meant to be jokes?

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
That really depends on you as a writer and whether you can pull off whatever you're planning here. The only thing we look at when removing a story is the rating and whether it's porn, anything else would require us to actually read the things.

ngl it's mainly the unintentional humor I'm looking forward to at this point.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

I may have worded it wrong, I was meaning to write racist comments that the KKK would say, not personal opinions. Ehh well guess I’m in the clear. (For now until people read my story and easily gets offended)

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

You could probably get away with KKK porn, if you are subtle enough about it.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
I already answered your question on that, and then you just kept asking it.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

I wasn’t asking a question, it was a statement

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
I was meaning to write racist comments that the KKK would say, not personal opinions.

After I'd already said your fictional characters can do whatever, as people doing things they shouldn't forms the basis of most plots that have ever existed.

I think it's a good time to end this conversation now, you either get it or you never will and anyway 'whether your racist jokes are funny enough' is going to be the least of your worries with this story, from what I remember of the last one.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

I actually read the minimum site standards this time, after the last fiasco, so I will be prepared.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
Stop worrying so damn much about what's allowed. If you're not posting porn, you're probably fine. This isn't COG, ffs.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

So anything but porn is allowed. By following those rules, I'm probably gonna get permabanned for all the other offensive stuff.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
Dude, you're not going to get permabanned or even get in trouble for being offensive. If you don't write it well and people are disgusted by it, they'll just give it low ratings. Worst case scenario, your story sucks and it gets taken down. There is zero risk of you getting banned. That's what people are trying to tell you.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

I was joking about the ban stuff, just worried about the other offensive things

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

not sure what a contoversy is, but I believe having KKK people would be quite controversial for some.  It would be lame for the rest of us that think the KKk is just a lame thing to use to be edgey or whatever.  Come on, use some imagination.

 

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Not specifically trying to be edgy, just trying to expand on the fact that KKK looks like adult men in ghost costumes.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Your "1+1=infinity" page might be more controversial.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

are you an admin and read my page? Or did you just see me mention it on the forums?

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

You put it in sneak peek mode.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

I thought you couldn't enter a story in sneak peek mode. Only the title and description.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

I can look at your EXP points, click on its title and voilà: I can read it. It's called 'sneak peek' for a reason.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

so you are an admin?

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Of course I am.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Oh, makes sense

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Can't wait to read the story.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

haha thats what the last admin said before I published my last story and it got destroyed.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Haha I wonder if I should teach you what sarcasm is.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Well, I technically can't tell if you are being sarcastic cause this is in words, and not an actual voice.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

See this as a game: find the clues.

Anyway, keep working on your storygame. It doesn't look half bad for now.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

"for now"

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

I also added a Gender Quiz onto my story, since most people can't tell the difference between genders and sexes, and make a lot of shitposts about it. 

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Okay, which thread on here hurt your precious fee-fees? 

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

None, just going to inform what gender is, since many people don't know the difference.

My fee-fee is not hurt (whatever that is)

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

I'm sure the vast majority here has been informed on all 1000 of the known genders on brief interactions with CoG. 

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

I still don't know what CoG is, since I may or may not be new to the forums.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

If anything you're going to get banned for shitposting multiple threads and being generally fucktarded before writing your KKK propaganda story.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Maybe you should go to my newer other thread and read my story before assuming that its KKK propaganda.

THEN you can ban me for "supporting" the KKK.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

I'll just ban you for being a fucktard instead.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

 

Now was that really necessary? I was in the middle of writing my story, which was not as you assumed as a KKK story. Changing the thread into Eternal Fucktard, ok that’s just hilarious, and doesn’t insult me. However, shitposting is not a good way to describe what I am doing. It is more like Asking Retarded Questions That Experience Members Think Are Retarded. Now, fucktard’s definition is a contemptible or stupid person. The contemptible part is based on your opinion, which is just yours, I can’t change that. Stupidity depends on what your definition of it is, and the normal definition behavior that shows a lack of good sense or judgment. Ok, that may be true that I have made bad decisions, like even responding to you. You have no right to decide if my judgement is incorrect though. I don’t even care if I get my account back, it’s just the story that took up a lot of time that I want back. If it helps, I am sorry for being a fucktard and shitposting on the site and doubting your greatness. You forgot, my other account is still technically on the site.

So the point is, are you going to unban me, or are you going to be salty about it and ban this account as well? - MegaUltraChicken, Eternalis, and Eternal Fucktard.

 

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

And you continue to be a fucktard.

I'll try to explain this since you're obviously fucking slow, though I'm probably wasting my time since you're probably just trolling for lulz.

You didn't get banned for KKK propaganda, you got banned for shitposting ALL the fucking time.

The last post I gave you was a warning, yet instead of shutting the fuck up, you decided to get mouthy. I can't just let you get away with that shit no matter how many 8s you give and praises you sing. Sets a bad example.

In any case, I have a really hard time believing you don't already know half of the shit you were asking questions about anyway. I mean if you've read all my stories, you should know what's acceptable and what isn't. You had to have lurked on the forums and you even implied that you did.

And to top it all off you came back from the ban to bitch and whine. Yeah, not going help your case.

If you want to stick around, the suggestion is you're going to have to just disappear until next year and return under a new alt and keep a low fucking profile.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Oh and I deleted the story, so you're not getting that back anyway.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
Oh, I thought the story had been deleted by Secret Admin Undr.

can't believe Etardalis blew the lid off that one, we must be dealing with some kind of genius here!

e: meh, just trying to keep the thread going but I'm bored now too. This was a pretty half assed alt spammer but it was my first ok?

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
Look at this sass, wow, and on the tail end of a thread absolutely full of shitposting. Was he really dumb enough to question what would happen here?

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
lol good thread

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
Yes I've missed these.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

And now his decent into revenge has begun. Lol.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
I wonder if it'll be the usual order of spam eggs spam and spam. I always hope for wildcard creativity or illegal shit cause it's more interesting and there hasn't been a decent troll for ages now. Probably will just be a spam smelling fart cause there's too many mods actually doing stuff these days.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Nah, im not an illegal guy

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Decent into revenge? Nah, this is more like a petty squabble. Here you are about to ban me again!

 

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
*pokes with stick* You should take this more personally and do something cool.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Now I’ve got a great idea

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Ok, I’ll eat my grandmother, liver spots and all first before continuing to insult.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

20:21 here, so this joke doesn't work for me.

halp, timezone microaggression.

Wow, edited after an answer. I need to learn this sorcery for great justice.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

This was worth my time

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Getting some strong Steve vibes from this thread.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

You're right. I make far too many boring threads asking whether it's cool to be offensive. I'm sorry all I've bothered with my constant questions about whether it's OK to be offensive, I'm just so worried about offending you guys.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
This post offends me.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

no u

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
LOL, Flushing is so fitting. It's what we're doing here after all.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

MegaUltraChicken's new game, people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA-4B2d4L18

For the sake of keeping the meme after my thread was deleted :(

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Stop shitposting. You saw your threat get deleted, don't continue shitposting the same thing.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
I'm starting to get the sense you don't like Zassuen very much. Please stop being so racist.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

And they say conservatives hold grudges.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Do you not consider reposting something that was deleted for being shitposting to be shitposting, or...?

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

I see it now. You're desperate for your daily beating.

I'm not into this sado-masochism stuff. Sorry, Steve.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

Yeah, someone should just give Zassuen his shitposting pass that other recognized members possess on the pure basis that he effortlessly works you into a frothing seethe literally every time.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
Shitposting? Why, I loved his witty meme or whatever it was so much I just gave him points for it. I don't understand why Steve is so grumpy today.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

OK, that one was funny, I'll give you that one.

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

So be it, I'll just turn it around to "Everyone's obsessed with Steve to the point that they're willing to allow Zassuen to talk about Sonic and memes just because it annoys him".

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago
Just to be clear: "...they're willing to allow anyone to talk about anything just because it annoys Steve."

Eternal Fucktard

6 years ago

That is what I just said, yes.