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I haven’t had school, or even mail, for the past 5 days(Wednesday through Sunday), due to average temperatures lower than -40° Fahrenheit. When going outside for a minute the entire inside of my nose froze, and I built a 5 foot tall snowman with my younger siblings. Then on Sunday, the temperature raised to 60° Fahrenheit overnight. The snowman was reduced to a pile, and the several inch snowfall on the ground disappeared, only leaving small patches of snow under large trees. I am firmly of the opinion that there shouldn’t be alterations of temperature on this scale.

Sounds pretty normal to me, man.  

I don’t live in Russia.

Actually, now that I think about, the day before the dramatic change my neighbors went outside with balloons tied to their back. I bet that them shooting at each other scared away the nearby polar fiends that have been causing this cold winter.

I’m not really an expert in the transportation of small animals, but I think that there might be some kind of law of some kind that prohibits the sending of cubs. Then there’s the whole ordeal of trying to steal one from its very protective mother. I’ll also need to see some kind of suitable habitat because while they are kind of a nuisance, I believe that they deserve to recover from their current critically endangered state.

I’m curious as to why you changed your little global chaos thing to this.

I remember seeing the news about some North Pole winds being directed towards the North American continent something. The news guys call it a “polar vortex” 

https://m.dailyhunt.in/news/india/hindi/zee+news+english-epaper-zeeeng/polar+vortex+freezes+us+midwest+with+snow+dangerously+cold+air-newsid-107510389

-46degrees (-50F), frostbite in 10 minutes, man that’s something serious. Up to 29 people’s lives have been claimed due to the weather apparently. Lol this news site commented that the US is getting colder than Antarctica: https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/polar-vortex-death-toll-rises-as-people-found-frozen-to-death/news-story/36e5fd2f697a03b0150cbb982367f1e9

I'm not just talking about just the arctic every place around the world is being affected by climate change and global warming, also just because it was happening even in 2014 doesn't make it fake, it just means the problem was around for awhile and we didn't do anything about it. Maybe i am just misinterpreting what you said

What are you on? She said that global warming and polar vortexes aren’t a new topic, not that they don’t exist.

I stated that i could be misinterpreting what she said

my Bad i misinterpretated wat u sad but i Still made a entire comint on it 4 know reson

For fucks sake i said i COULD be misinterpreting what she said not that i did

Got 2 words for you. Climate change.

I’ve also got two words for you. You’re dumb. Climate change has more to do with the change of weather patterns than actual temperature change. Although you are not really at fault because schools usually don’t teach about climate change until 7th grade, and the internet is very big and complex.

This is my own fault for not mentioning it but i am also talking about global warming and besides i am pretty sure climate change also affects the temperature

Google

“a change in global or regional climate patterns, in particular a change apparent from the mid to late 20th century onwards and attributed largely to the increased levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide produced by the use of fossil fuels.”

Since i am on tablet i can't copy and paste the link but just look up effects of climate change from climate and weather

https://www.noaa.gov/education/resource-collections/climate-education-resources/climate-change-impacts

It doesn't say that climate change doesn't affect the temperature it says it goes well beyond temperature

I looked up ‘does climate affect temperature’

“Warmer temperatures can also lead to a chain reaction of other changes around the world. That's because increasing air temperature also affects the oceans, weather patterns, snow and ice, and plants and animals. The warmer it gets, the more severe the impacts on people and the environment will be.”

Temperature affects climate not the other way around.

Oh i was wrong. Still humans are causing global warming, which means we in part are causing climate change,

Glad to help.

The paste icon disappears before i can tap it.

What kind of tablet?

Kindle fire but i got it fixed anyway, thanks though

https://www.climateandweather.net/global-warming/effects-of-climate-change.html never mind

Good job. First time ever pasting. Feel accomplished?

Accomplished? No i learned a task that until now i was to lazy to learn

Maybe next you could learn spelling, punctuation, grammar and maybe even what a noun is.

I'll admit i need work on punctuation, but please point out my spelling errors.

You put “to” instead of ‘too’ literally on the comment that I replied to.

And...

It is impossible to spell a word wrong on here that’s not on purpose, due to autocorrect, so putting down a wrong word counts.

"Accomplished? No i learned a task that until now i was to lazy to learn"

It doesn't show up on the sites auto correct, i know you can't see

‘To’ is correctly spelled, but misused, so it won’t show up.

Oh just like the site doesn't correct punctuation errors 

Yeah, it’s not called ‘auto-punctuate.’

Please, for the love of all that is holy, capitalize your goddamn I’s.

Every I, or a alone i?

Are you incompetent? Have you been to a single day of schooling in your entire life? Capitalize every single ‘I’ that refers to you, for example, saying “I am stupid” referring to yourself. By the way, it’s ‘an’, not ‘a’.

ObvIously you should capItalIze every sIngle I.

You said "It is impossible to spell a word wrong on here that’s not on purpose, due to autocorrect, so putting down a wrong word counts." Yet autocorrect doesn't correct to and too because there not misspelled

*they’re

But you are correct.

Damn, that was harsh. You do realize I am trying to use this site to improve because I was home schooled at 10

Maybe you aren't retarded because you were homeschooled.  Maybe you were just homeschooled because you were retarded.  

I thought that something happened to you because I saw your comment on Ford’s short story thing.

I am alive and no more retarded than yesterday, probably.  Just messing around.  Thank you for the concern.  XD

I apologize for playing with my food.

Nevermind.

The level of fucktardry is astonishing.  Kindly put away your Internet for the next few years, or, better yet, go spend them on Tumblr or some place that is full of other special needs children.

Well there goes the nice and welcoming community.

We’re nice and welcoming to those who have more than one brain cell. :)

Also, where the fuck did you find that website? It looks like some random guy made it themselves. It’s literally a couple blocks of text and a google map that doesn’t load correctly.

I looked up what do climate patterns affect

The resources at the bottom are as follows: BBC, Wikipedia, and some random UK site.

That site probably wasn't the most credible.

It’s okay, I’m teaching him things. It may be messy, but he’s learning.

Simple, i don't know how to copy and paste on a tablet.

Buy a Bluetooth keyboard and use command C and V, or just hold down your finger on a block of text and click select, then proceed to drag the ends of the highlighted bit until it engulfs what you want to cop and click copy. Once this action is completed you can go to an empty text box and hold down your finger once more and click paste.

Let me go off. This is fun.

You are like baby.

Thank you! I do have fine skin, don’t I?

Has the weather gotten better or still pretty bad?

Stayed above 40 for like 4 days, and it was looking like it was getting better, but now it’s subzero with windchill again.

It’s supposed to be freezing rain, snow, and when there’s no downfall, it’s supposed to be constantly misting. Yesterday it got up to 65° Fahrenheit, and a lot of people wore shorts, but now it’s back down to 20-40 degree highs with 20 MPH winds.