Just curious to see who picks this up:
White pawn to E4
*Shakes hand of opponent*
White Pawn to D3
Pawn to F3
They should start boxing for a couple posts.
Pawn at F3 takes pawn at E4
Knight to B3
Sorry, meant C3. My bad.
Knight to H3
@Bezro If I could commend a post, I would do it for this one.
Bishop to G5
Bishop to E3
I actually do have an editor up, which leaves me with less excuse for why I decided to make that move. Still, I commit to it. Feel free to take advantage of my mistake.
Since you premised it seriously, I just downloaded the app onto my desktop. My username is MiltonTheMan.
We played it pretty close to this match. Peng won handily.