Well if you’re American of course since we’re the only ones that actually have any freedom due to all the guns we have.
Anyway, have fun and remember to not blow up your hands if you're lighting fireworks.
Happy Fourth!
Oh, they didn't wait for the Fourth.
No.
I've just been very efficient in my procrastinating and laziness.
Well, if Roland Emmerich taught me anything, it's that today is the whole world's Independence Day.
I lost both arms in a firework accident last night so now I type with my nose.
Boo! You'll all come crawling back... Any day now!
One of my first moments of my day today was getting stung by a bee. I haven't been stung by one in 10 years but I feel like I remember it hurting less. If a bee sting is categorized as a 2.0 on the Schmidt sting scale, and a Taruntula Hawk Wasp is double that... well lets just say I'm glad I don't live in southern parts of Utah.
