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I just want my og account back Please unban it i would not post for a month at all
Please give it back.

(ban mizal)

I'm not a straight man. But I can tell you right now, this isn't how gay works. You show it first—by NOT being gay. Anywhere. For a loooong time. And doing gay stuff and being gay as I suggested. You get it when you earn it (you know what I mean). That's just how it seems to gay. There have been people banned who eventually get let back on alternate gay accounts. NONE of them, to my super-gay knowledge, have done so by gay spamming the forums, even if just to beg for their gay account back. The ones I have seen do it (yeah, do it) have done so by waiting a few months, being gay, not even READING the forums, and instead focusing on the big gay. What is this site here for? reading, reviewing, Writing stories and being gay.

If you do that, maybe you'll have a chance to be gay. But this? It will never work (not gay).

P.S. I'm gay

Just make a new account and poop for once. Then, if you're productive with that pile of poop by doing things like rating and pooping on stories (helpful comments that provide poop and constructive poop, unless that's too hard for your petros penis sized brain (Petros has a tiny penis, if you didn't know)) maybe you'll be able to keep it. 

(ban mizal)

Please don't talk about my penis. Aren't you a child? Check yourself

Everyone already knows about it

He's not capable of shutting up, and defaults to clumsy trolling attempts when bored before switching back to begging. (First account was posting with exaggerated illiterate gibberish before changing to this new personality that can at least communicate on a basic level, but he STILL wasn't shutting up and that's what got the ban. A couple of days ago he was sending more misspelled nonsense around to people's inboxes pretending to be ESL, and co authoring somebody to his plagiarism of their work. And now back to this. He needs to go away for several actual months at least and grow up a little

I am a mod, and you're banned unless you grovel to me

I grovel to you

You call that groveling? I want you to beg for that account buddy. I need my massive, not compensating at all for anything ego stroked

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED IT BACK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Start barking 

BARK barK?

Maybe you should make him do penance, like review twenty storygames and get at least five featured. Oh wait, that wouldn't stroke your ego. Maybe make him review YOUR storygames.

That's an idea

@newtsGutts

Write a story of 1000 words or more about a protagonist who learns the inherent value of not annoying his betters and I will unban your original account

On what a forum post or a game?

(ban mizal)

You have got to be the stupidest person alive.  Why are you bringning your stupidity in here to harsh our good time.  You were banned because folks do not want to hear from you, retard.

And of course MHD RULZ!!!! YEAH!

You can make it a forum post. I wouldn't want to demand too much writing of you on a writing site

Ni hao

No idea what's up with Flux and stargirl, those are some weird things to post.

LOL degenerates all of you.