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Hi. Kinda new here so I don't know if this is the right place to post it but...it did say "Newbie Central"...

So, I'm looking for some good stories, that are kind of like "ground zero" and "necromancer" (ie post apocalyptic and stories about magic) but I don't seem to be able to find any that I like as much as those 2. Anyone has any suggestions (+ points if the game has woohoo in it).

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Try looking at the featured Horror games, those are pretty good. Or you could try Sci-fi games, but explore everything.

Read mine :P

Hello Celicni, welcome to CYS. Also you posted this in the right section, technically the Newbie Central is where people are supposed to introduce themselves if they want to.

 I recommend looking through the top-rated stories and then reading Eternal(By Endmaster) since it's the largest and most epic story on the site. I think. After that just look around the categories and pick out what you think sounds good.

Read ones that are of average rating even if you think you won't enjoy it. (Exp: Sci-Fi guy reads a fantasy story.)

... "woohoo"?

Excitment or an 'Impact' to it I'm guessing. Not sure how we would judge which story has that, I mean besides Eternal obviously. :P

I was assuming that she was using the term "woohoo" as a euphemism for sex like they do in the Sims video games.

Yeah, so was I, though I wasn't thinking about Sims. I was too busy wondering why the hell someone would use that as a euphemism when there are so many others that are much better.

You mean euphemisms like

Slide the dolphin, planting turnips, human wheelbarrow, bubble and squee, biological boomerang, dance of springtime, deny to the children, hide the sausage, drill the tunnel, slam the thing, bangy bangy, sexy time, sexual intercourse, casual infertile procreation?

Birds and Bees?

That was only when musicals were an especially relevant part of today's culture.

"Woohoo" makes the act sound sort of silly and cute. Like they're lesbian clowns or something.

"Woohoo" makes it sound like a term two five-year-olds in a cartoon chatroom use when they're RPing out their loss of internet virginity to each other.

Lol. I wouldn't know. Sadly, we didn't have chatrooms in my day to do all that neat stuff at 5 years old.

I just got yelled at by the teacher for going into the girl's bathroom and looking at their underwear when I was in kindergarten.

(It really was an accident though)

I had a girl back in second grades who comes in the boys bathroom to take a piss all the time. She took it outside of the stalls.

If you've ever been to ROBLOX, you'd know. While it's fun to play LEGOs with your more mature friends, any roleplay-based map is filled to the brim with snobby self proclaimed "Good roleplayers" (ask Swift who Ageha is...) and horny kids dressed like emoes and hookers trying to get internet laid. The possibilities for trolling are ENDLESS... It's troll heaven, and the best parts are:

1. The stupid kids never learn. (And there's always more stupid kids, when the first ones get smart enough to realize you're purposefully being a soul-crushing dick.)

2. You're following the rules, technically.

3. You hardly have to compete with other trolls for prey, or to be the star of the trolling show.

Or you can make a hump animation and set it as default movement in your map, so whoever enters is subject to eternal thrusting...but...

No, no. It's much more fun to make fun of online daters verbally and in rp. You can personally watch their emoticons crumple and weep.