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Ok, can someone fill me in on what's happening between Aman, Drak, Feanor, and Galo?

Seriously, gone for one day, and then BAM, all these recruitment stuff?

Is about Commander?!

Who's winning?!

IM SO CONFUSED!

Ah, you see, there has been an ongoing war (read: forum game) between countless armies (read: players) as Commanders struggle for dominance.

The final battle (read: tournament) has finally come, and the four greatest commanders (read: top ranked players) in the land have finally decided to clash and determine who is the supreme overlord once and for all!

Each has summoned their own flock of followers (read: cheering squad) as they battle each other.

Drakilian is winning. DRAKILIAN SHALL BE VICTORIOUS. ALL HAIL LORD DRAKILIAN!

(read: If you want to live, copy and paste this picture into your profile page:

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Aman may have lost his first match, but his mustache is still just as badass so you should join his team. What's more, if you join his team by putting the banner below onto your profile (and keep it there until the tier 1 Commander tournament is over) you can earn the right to get a cameo character in my storygame.

To do this, simply disable rich text editor from your account and enter the following code into your profile:
<p><img alt="Aman" src="http://s3.postimg.org/bl6p75pgj/Aman.png" />

Apparently ACOTS are winning. Support ACOTS by copying and pasting this banner onto your profiles. 

Drakilian is, of course, an evil lich king, Feanor is a stupid bastard, and Galo is evolutionarily inferior.. You'd do better to join the ranks of the holy mustache. Join me, my brother, I'm sure the powerful blood of the Penguinites flows brightly in your blood somewhere. You have a shit ton of potential, so use that potential to be a badass, and not a pansy follower of these... Infidels!

And if you join, not only will you have a cameo character in 31's game, you yourself will have an actual, speaking part, hell, you'll have YOUR OWN ENDING EPILOGUE in my game.

Stop stealing Kiel's ripped off my idea off me!

Shh! We're on the same team!

Then I'm confused because you have Drak's banner. But if you say so.

Ignore my profile. It's uhh... Cursed.

It's because Drakilian owns his soul, even if he's allowed to hang onto it for now.

Aman would never do something so heartless to his team members. Team Aman rewards its members.

Yeah! What 31tev said! And we write songs!

On top of what us two offer Morgan_R will take picture requests too. Check out this thread.

Dear god, what have I gotten myself into?

*has one of those choice at the end of mass effect 3 moments*

I think the choice should be fairly easy here. Out of these, Team Aman is the only one that's actually offered you anything in return, because here in Aman-land, we take care of our friends.

Psh. If you join Drakilian, you'll get to keep something far more valuable: your life.

Also, the chance to be featured in the absolutely badass victory banner that will be revealed when Drakilian is finished stomping everyone else into the ground.

Sure, Tim might die, but he'll do it alongside allies he can trust, whereas the sociopathic suitman would gladly trade every single one of you for a corpse monster.

Yeah, sure, Tim can die like a worm in the mud, while we? We shall rise from the dead as a badass army of undead united under a mighty lich king.

Sounds good to me. :D

yes, every single one of you will be trapped in uncomfortable positions in the soul-jar brain of a monster with a 2-year-old's intelligence that will kill everyone you love. And you'll have to watch through it's eyes when he does it.

Have you ever read Death Song by EndMaster? Do you really want your world to be like that?

If it inspires a game that awesome? Sure, why not?

No need to inspire it if it's already been written.

There can never be enough games of Death Song's caliber. The more that get inspired, the better.

If you make the world into Death Song, everyone will get inspired by Death Song, even, and especially, annoying little kids with no talent whatsoever. It will become the new Warrior Cats. And then who will we have to blame for ruining Death Song, huh?

Easily solved. First order of business, enslave all the annoying little kids with no talent and send them in as cannon fodder.

Tada.

But after all the wars are fought, then you'll have more annoying kids, because everyone will keep reproducing until the necromancer conquers all.

And this, children, this is why we must kill everything. BURN THE ANNOYING BRATS, BURN THEM ALL.

Then all order that ever existed will be destroyed, and even the good stories will be forever lost.

We'll send it up into space for some alien race to discover in the future, happy? :)

They won't be able to read it, and if thy figure it out, they won't be able to comprehend what half the things in it are because Endmaster expected his readers to have common earth sense, and thus, did not describe every single little thing he mentioned, so even if the aliens invented their equivalent, it'd be like saying "The story here is about Billy, a young Plorpf macafay, who goes out on a quest to kill the wiggerwatz, but the wiggerwatz, due to piffleplorp, is too powerful to be slain by any normal Plorpf Macafay, so he needs to find the Woppy Bonka to kill the wiggerwatz with."

Could you understand that story? Hardly.

By supporting Feanor you are indirectly supporting me as well.

So support Feanor!

Support Drakilian! We have the best propaganda posters!

That's only because you NEED propaganda posters, you vicious commie finks!

Aw, don't be jealous! We'll even feature you on one, amongst the bodies of the slain.

That's the thing, I can't be slain. I heal like deadpool, except I don't have to go around searching for my head or arms after they're chopped off because I'll grow new ones. I think that's the only reason Aman recruited me, really.

So, amongst the bodies of the slain, but still alive then. We'll stick you in a blender so it can keep chopping you up as you regenerate. We'll even toss in some fruit and yogurt so you look like a strawberry smoothie.

A blender? Do you know how many times they've tried that? all I have to do is spend just enough time with just the right cells above or below the blades and I'll be able to latch on and rebuild my body around it, then break the blades with my brute strength. And don't think I haven't escaped multiple-bladed blenders before, those only run for so long before burning out and letting me escape.

Join Galo, he's totally winning. Also, monkeys.

But there's nothing in it for non Commander players. You'll actually get a reward for joining Team Aman.

Aman deus vici canti!

Ok, time to concentrate...

*takes off sunglasses*

Team Drak has already won in the first round against Team Aman.

BUT, Team Aman is giving the most/better items.

No idea where Feanor and Galo stand in this, but that's mostly because they haven't fought yet....

SO! ONTO THE MEMBER'S OF THE TEAM'S PROFILES!

*10 minutes later*

So, after the scale of 10 minutes, I have found this conclusion:

Drak is probably the more..." strategic? ".. of the two, beating Aman senseless in the first round (so i've heard). That being said, Drak will probably cut my virtual nuts off if I join Team Aman and lose (unless he already lost, I dont know if he can win the tourney or not now).

Aman has more brute force than the two, being super buff with that awesome 'stache of his. Also more gifts. Aman will probably break my virtual neck with his mustache of doom If I join Team Drak (Again, if he can).

So, coming to the conclusion of Drak v. Aman, I've scouted out some of the member profiles, and Sentinel REALLY won me over with the freaka-frakin Fallout 3 storygame. I don't even care if you're gonna finish it, just to know that you did that has earned my respect.

Go team Aman.

Free hugs and kisses for everyone!....ok, maybe not the kisses...

THE SHARINGAN HAS SPOKEN!

Fool, you will live to rue your mistake! Drakilian vs. Aman has already concluded in Drakilian's overwhelming victory. Instead of the champion, you've chosen a team that will be third place at best. REPENT AND WE SHALL FORGIVE YOU.

((haha, kidding, welcome to the fun! You can join us in the lounge, where every faction has its own support thread, or in the forum games, where everything is going down.))

AS I SAID, FOOL, THE SHARINGAN HAS SPOKEN!

*puts glasses back on*

Deal with it.

(( Thank you for your campaigning offers, they were one of the factors in your favor as for me joining Drak. Unfortunately, Sentinel exploited my weakness for the Fallout franchise.

You did good, Sir.

You did good.))

((Ah, well, I can't hold that against you. Fallout rocks.))

(( Can't wait for 4...in 2016... ))

((*pat* there, there, it's not that far away. Think of all the extra features and bugs fixed in that time!))

((Does anyone else think they just scrapped Fallout 4 entirely and turned what progress they had into Wolfenstein: The New Order?))

((*raises hand*))

((With enough mods, that could totally turn into Fallout.))

(( Also, they probably abandoned it again and made "The Evil Within". I was so sad when it wasn't announced....))

Yay! You made the right choice. Make sure you take advantage of Sentinel's, Morgan_R's and my offer.

Welcome to the team!

Silly Brad. You think Aman will win when his mustache has been ripped off brutally. (Yes, this is 11302. My account got hacked and I made a new one)

EDIT: Okay, fuck that. I'm goin' back to my lone wolf thing I had going for a bit.

I have scripted the Commander's game in order to support ACOTS, and if you support ACOTS you will play a part as one of the character in my story game, and you will get to say anything you'd like to the audience. The more you support ACOTS the stronger your character will be! So support ACOTS today! XD

@nmelssx

holy shit, you should advertise this to more people

Basically, if Drak wins, my CYS life as I know it is over.

I'd much rather Aman win then anyone else, but if he loses I want Feanor to prevail. If not Feanor, then Galo.

Then support Feanor too! You can support Feanor by putting up ACOTS' banner next to Aman's. 

Repent and we shall forgive you. Last chance to survive with your life :D

There's no need! ACOTS will destroy the darkness that lay within the hearts of humanity, and when that happens evils will know true pain! 

I'm mostly for Aman, but I don't have a problem with Feanor. ^_^

I'd just like to remind you that you won't be able to make a cameo request for my storygame if you betray Team Aman. Plus you'll lose out on some of the other great offers you get for joining Team Aman.

She doesn't care about your cameo request! BOOO! 

Maybe, but she's already made a request for character artwork, which you must be a part of Team Aman to do, so it'd be pretty mean thing to do to Morgan_R and the rest of Team Aman.

Maybe! But it's the smart thing to do. ;P

I'm not betraying in anyway. How is liking another member betraying?
 

See how quick they are to turn on their own? XD

How on EARTH am I betraying? You two are being utterly ridiculous.

See how they are treating you? ACOTS would never treat you like that! Join ACOTS today, and we will shower you with love and kindness! :)

:( It was just an innocent misunderstanding.

Too late. You have shown your true colors!

I'm sorry, but I have already expressed loyalty towards the Mustache Army. If everyone if brutally killed and I am the last survivor on Aman's team, or if we for some reason break apart, I will consider it. But for now, I'm with the Mustaches.

WHITE FLAG!

You realize that the white flag means you surrendered.

Crap, I meant:

WHITE SAIL!!!!!

And as a wise man once said, in the Mustache Army, our white sail/flag does not signify surrendering, it represents what our enemies will look like when we destroy them.

NOTHINGNESS.

WHITE SAIL!

WHITE SAIL!

Oh, ok. Thought you were going to change teams for some reason. Never mind.

I will never surrender to you! The thought of it makes me shutter...

A Spartan never retreats and never surrenders!

So who is actually winning? I didn't read any of the thread, but I assume it hasn't been answered honestly.

Doesn't matter who's winning. It's all about the goodies. Join Team Aman and get the right to request:
- a character cameo in my storygame.
- character artwork drawn by Morgan_R.

To join Team Aman, simply disable rich text editor from your account and enter the following code into your profile:
<p><img alt="Aman" src="http://s3.postimg.org/bl6p75pgj/Aman.png" />

WHITE SAIL!

I make my own cameo's in my own stories. I can draw anything anytime I want, I just don't enjoy doing it xD

They're only telling you it doesn't matter because they lost.

Drakilian beat Aman, -29 to -77 HP with a winning use of the smuggler unit's special effect, although the casualty was one battering ram on Drakilian's side.

Killa defeated Tanstaafl, and Killa also casualtied all of Tanstaafl's sea units in the defending lane, one cog and three carracks.

Feanor vs Galo going and fairly hotly contested.

I'm only telling Ford it doesn't matter because it doesn't matter.

We're judged on team spirit, not who the strongest commander is. Not that it matters anyway to a non Commander player. So it really is just about the goodies for them.

God, I thought I was the only one with this problem! It's like waking up from a coma!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This may as well be WW3...