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Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago

Salut petites merdes, mon nom est connard.
Je suis un idiot génial français.

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago
Welcome to the site, enjoy your stay!

You might want to type in English when insulting us (And yourself) though, or well...all the time :D

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago
Your username...is asshole? I...just...I...how...? Welcome, I guess.

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago

Seems sort of redundant calling himself an asshole and an idiot, we already knew he was French.

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago
Indeed.

I once saw this "would you rather game" at Target. On the front of the box was the question "would you rather share your bed with a skunk or a porcupine?", which lead me to state aloud that you'd might as well sleep with a French girl and get the best of both worlds. The looks I received were quite hilarious.

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago

Welcome to CYS!
I used English because Google Translate couldn't handle American Sign Language.  :P

— French is one of the easiest languages to read, all the letters are silent.

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago

Isn't English the default of the internet?

GODDAMIT SPEAK ENGLISH IF YOURE GON NA SPEAK SOME OTHER SHITLANGUAGE SPEAK IT TO YOUR DICK WHILE FAPPING NOT HERE YOU FUCKING COMMUNIST.

AMEEEEEEEEEEEEERICA THE GREAT AND AMAZING AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERICA SPEAK AMEEEEEEEEEEERICAN AND IT'S THE GREATEST COUNTRY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER AMEEEEEEERICA IS BLESSED BY GOD AND ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE A FAKE CONSPIRACY MADE UP SO AMEEEEEEEEEERICANS FEELGREATABOUT THEMSELVES OOOOOOOOOOH AMEEEEEEEEEEERICAAAA

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago
Hmm...so I see the traps aren't working.

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago

I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE GREATNESS OF AMERICA.

America. Silencing cokers since 1459

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago
Actually, the European side of my family wasn't around until a few centuries after that point, at which time we came to the fuckin' swamps, did some hunting and (yuck) trapping, and even got into an epic Hatfields-McCoys type conflict with another family.

Also, you are aware that Brad, the person who made that comment, is from England, right?

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago

the  brits... don't make me puke.

limey brits... heh... I mean, they measure things with rocks there.

The british are obsolete.

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago

Romania, Romania
A land where no one wants to live

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago

rowhat? not interested in ancient history because there's NO AMERICA IN ANCIENT HISTORY.

 

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago
Fuck you, Steve.

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago

YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE GREATNESS OF AMERICA

You little, sick, deluded fool.

I pity your ignorance.

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago

Je voudrais vous coup de poing dans le visage, s'il vous plaît.

 

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago

Something... you guys... of... something... in the face... please. 

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago
I want to punch you in the face, please.

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago

Correct.  I needed it to sound formal.

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago

Which dialect to you use? 

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago

I believe my French teacher is from Northern France, yet I'm not entirely certain.

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago

A yw'n Cymraeg? Ydy e'n siarad Cymraeg? Fi 'n sylweddol yn gwybod y Gymraeg, mae'n iaith yn hwyl iawn i ddysgu. Mae fy ceiliog yn yr un maint â Synagog

Hagh, yInISQo' Hoch trekkies awesome Hol tlhIngan jatlh.

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago

Il ya seulement trois raisons possibles pour l'utilisation d'une langue étrangère sur ce site particulier et ils sont comme suit: 1, Vous ne parlez pas anglais. 2, Vous essayez de nous impressionner. 3, Vous essayez de nous confondre.

Si une, utiliser Google translate, grossier peu crétin. Si deux, littéralement personne ici ne sera impressionné par vous parler français, de toutes les langues. Si trois, nous pouvons utiliser Google translate, aussi. Personne ici avec un demi-cerveau est même à distance confus ou le moins peu surpris par ce que vous avez dit.

Petites merdes Hi

10 years ago
Il est vrai.