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Kom till Sverige min sexiga kapybara ! Vi serverar läckra skålar av kyckling och ganska varm jalapeno pannkakor ! Kom till Sverige . Jag bor med en kvinna vid namn Edgar Fullermore . En kock . Hon gillar att spendera sina killar hängande utanför en kedja av restauranger som kallas " The Harvester " Kom nu !

A woman named Edgar Fuller, eh?

You have the strangest fans. Incidentally, jalapeno pancakes sound nasty.

I've eaten bad tuna with relish. Everything is relative, Kiel. XD

... That also sounds nasty.
 

That actually sounds awesome,  just add some sort of sweetener to those pancakes to counter the spice and you are set for a nice stereotypical mexican breakfast!

...k. What the fuck is going on?

Translation: "Come to Sweden my sexy capybara ! We serve delicious dishes of chicken and pretty hot jalapeno pancakes! Come to Sweden . I live with a woman named Edgar Fuller, More. A chef . She likes to spend his guys hanging off a chain of restaurants called " The Harvester " Come now !"

@Malkalack Have you booked your flight?

This is some weird shit.

I was genuinely surprised that there's a Swedish word for "capybara". It seems like one of those things that wouldn't really be translated properly... or at all.
 

I am rather eager to meet this transvestite life-partner of his.

I guarantee this is CHOWHALL.

What does the woman look like?  Give me a discription and maybe I will consider it.  *pays for  a ticket to sweeden in full*

Jag kan inte tro att du föll för en sådan dum trick . Haha . Jag vara den mäktiga kontot The Pirate Captain Jag ogillar bara kasta alla dessa darn ord tillsammans . Även Mr Kiel_Farren ditt Google Trans fick några av mina svenska ord incorrrect .

 Thought I might throw together some random Swedish. :P

Hello, Captain.

MIELE!

... Captain? Reference to an inside joke I'm not aware of?

I think we've already established you can't handle inside jokes.

Nevermind.

I don't have an issue with good jokes.

Uh huh.

Is there really an objective standard of humor?
 

Sure. There's the Laugh Mechanics which can be applied Quantum Giggle Theory in order to yield...

It doesn't have to be totally objective, to state the obvious. Everyone has their own sense of humor, but a large majority agreeing that something is funny is how comedians succeed ... and a large majority agreeing that they suck is how their careers die. 

Din personifiering av mitt språk är som hundbajs . Jag kan suga på matematik men jag har definitivt en Lickable ändtarmen . Ha en trevlig dag Creature ! :)

In the words of our language, that is just vulgar.

Jävla fitta....

If you're going to say I got part of it wrong, you could explain what.

And you do realize that, when translating one language to another, there are always multiple interpretations for certain words.

I tride using an Engglish translater.

1. I putt Edgar Fullermore.

2. I putt shee was hangin outsyde with a bunch of guys by the harvesta

... And I apparently got almost all of that right, which, for lazily googling shit, is actually pretty good.

Lmfao. Jalapeno pancakes.

I don't think that Canada is near Sweden...