AND THE FINAL SCORES ARE:
BRIAR: 100 Points for the Opening Question, minus a slight deduction of 4.75 Points for failing to Pimp Slap Aman's last post. Overall, a very respectable 95.25 Points.
BLOB: 100 Points for Rules Quotation with Proper References and Citation. Flawless execution and aplomb. (plus he paid me fifteen bucks to say all that.) A Perfect Score!
AMAN: 25 Points for a rather dull reply with a minus 75 Point Penalty for failure to properly thread-jack and leaving his left turn-signal on for the last three miles in the fast lane. 50 Bonus Points for Mustachey goodness however. Personally I'm against this, but the other Judges were very insistent for some reason... Zero Total Points (Tsk Tsk...)