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Final Words

7 years ago
Your death was going to be broadcast across the world and translated into every language - you are allowed final words before you die, anything from 1 word to a speech, what do you say to everyone? Would you quote someone else's speech? Would you have your own? A simple sentence, or a long paragraph?

Remember what you say will be heard by 99% of humans on Earth, choose your words wisely.

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7 years ago

http://xkcd.com/1362/

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7 years ago

"Y'all nazis" -Tanstaafl 2120

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7 years ago

"Meh."

or

"Don't worry, I'm sure the foolishness of humanity won't destroy itself sometime in the future."

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7 years ago

This would likely happen after I successfully lead a revolution in America in which I would end up being captured or willfully surrendering to the enemy. So I'd give a nice inspirational speech and die like a badass so that way the movie made about me will be amazing.

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7 years ago

You have a very high opinion of your insignificant life on earth. More likely you'll just die from a car crash while on a vacation somewhere.

*Not meant to be cruel, just cynical. :P

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7 years ago

Nah, he'd probably die by paper cut to the jugular.

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7 years ago

If you lead a revolution in America and thus invoke the civil war you seem to be implying, Hollywood would probably get destroyed, thus leaving your life's story up to the directors at either the Canadian Film Festival, French interpretive pieces, or Bollywood. None of those tend to have large amounts of badass movies in them. Just sayin'.

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7 years ago

@Ford: Well, the drivers here are getting worse...

Damn it Sentinel. You've killed my dream of Hollywood fame, or at least poked a big hole in it. I must tell my soldiers, "Hands off Hollywood, we must not let the Canadians win". God forbid if the French do it, though I've never seen any of their films.

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7 years ago

Just because your army doesn't touch it doesn't mean the other army won't. My advice would be to protect Ridley Scott and all the actors in a nuclear bunker until it's all said and done.

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7 years ago

Why would want to help actors like Cera or Cage? One's a whiny little bastard and one's a raging looney.

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7 years ago

Yes, but they're people too.

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7 years ago

Yeah, but aren't you ever pissed at actors for their stupidity sometimes?

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7 years ago

Nope. Just pop stars and boy bands that aren't the Beatles.

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7 years ago

What about fricking Justin Bieber or Paris Hilton? I mean, she said this: "Wal-Mart... do they make walls there?"

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7 years ago

JB is a pop star, Paris Hilton is hardly even famous anymore, so I can just ignore her.

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7 years ago

I don't see what the opposition would gain from destroying Hollywood unless they plan on fighting like Russia.

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7 years ago

No more stupid Dr.Suess remakes. 

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7 years ago

Those hills are an area of strategic importance, you can do a lot with them. Especilly when hiding behind the letters.

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7 years ago

Have you watched Sharknado?

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7 years ago

True but causing mass destruction to a city isn't the best way to gain public support...

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7 years ago

Any effective invasion relies heavily on large amounts of death, if only to scare the populace into submission.

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7 years ago

If you were a citizen what would you do in that situation? Stay on the side threatening to kill you if you don't stay, or the side that is already shooting at the people threatening you? Many will become outraged and join my side if they don't submit or flee the country.

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7 years ago

The penguinite severely underestimates the resiliency and stubbornness of Americans. 

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7 years ago

But then again, how does China work? It decimates resistance and gives Civilians nothing to fight back with. Hollywood could easily become the New China and destroy itself under enemy rule.

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7 years ago

But it's taking a huge gamble, as Chinese are different from Americans.

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7 years ago

This is what I would say: Well, at least I outlasted about a 100 million of you bastards.

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7 years ago

"I hid a billion dollars in the-" *dies*

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7 years ago

Hugsgoodbye! You're back!

I knew my nomination would work! Now it's only a matter of time before Eatsleepslay, Silver, and Morgan_R start posting again!

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7 years ago

Yeh im back. 

Wait what nomination? 

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7 years ago

I nominated a bunch of dormant users here:

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/12314

With the power of nomination magic, they'll likely show up eventually. I'm not sure what'll happen to the active users, but I'm sure it'll be remotely wonderful.

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7 years ago

Oh they'll just implode from the overload of awesomeness. 

Nothing to worry about. 

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7 years ago

I'm sure it isn't.

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7 years ago

So did I miss much over the winter? Faction wars? BZ and Amans godly rivalry? An out break of rabbit pox? A shipment of spikeballs from February?

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7 years ago
The dirt outside looks younger than those references! :O

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7 years ago

Yes. I'm from ancient times. I've been asleep waiting for the stressful thing called school to end. 

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7 years ago

No, I left the spikeballs from May on your doorstep for you though.

There was a terrible world-crunching war between a shitty dessert and righteous cutlery that went wrong and sealed all the factions off in a world between time and space. There was also a guy who got mad at us and started posting dissected genitals, shat-in undies and wide-open arseholes all over the forums. There was also a Jihelu, but I think you've already met him.

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7 years ago

Sounds exciting (except Jihula). Thanks for the ketchup. 

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7 years ago

The penguin strikes again!

 

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7 years ago

"This hanging was brought to by Mama Briar's leather belts... Can also be used as rope." ^_^

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7 years ago

Good one. I'm going to write that down. And keep it safe. Forever and ever. 

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7 years ago

"Wow, dat intellectual breach of copyrights right dere" 

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7 years ago

Damn, only had 1% of the population left to go...

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7 years ago

Wait what? O_O

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7 years ago

Danoas, it's End. What do you think happened to the other 99%? cheeky

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7 years ago

1% of 7 billion is still 7 million.  You're the worst, End.

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7 years ago

... Swift, a billion is a million million cheeky

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7 years ago

"From everyone on Chanel 4, have a good evening"

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7 years ago

"HUGS IS BACK!!!!" :D

On a more serious note... I'd probably sing something :P

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7 years ago

Do I know you?

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7 years ago

Please refrain from searching through my internet history, my room, or just anything in general that may belong to me. Remember, I'll haunt you if you do. Thanks and goodbye! heart

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7 years ago

I have this strange urge of killing you and stealing your PC....

Oh, and welcome to our community

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7 years ago

I would start singing "still alive".

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7 years ago

"Forever stiff."

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7 years ago

When I read your posts about dead people, it makes me glad you're not a minister or a funeral home owner. Or are you?

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7 years ago

No. But I have more.

"Dig me up, I want to be a zombie!"

"I stink after death. You stink before it."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a stiff corpse, This poem doesn't rhyme."

"I shagged your daughter"

"People die when they are killed!"

"The only graverobber I approve of is Lara Croft"

"Cuz this is Thriller....."

"Died because of lag."

"This is definitely not the secret grave of Osama Bin Laden. Syriasly."

 

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7 years ago

That's just wrong.

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7 years ago

You're just too easily offended to be on the internet.

Those are just mild examples. There are places where even i do not dare to go. Do your worst.

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7 years ago

No! I will not stoop to your level.

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7 years ago

Those were actually pretty tame for the internet James. lol 

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7 years ago

Yeah, I was going to make a dead baby joke in reply, but that's not something I want coming back on me in the future.

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7 years ago

Dead baby clean-up after the annual Dark Elf sport. Just ask Endmaster for a job opening.

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7 years ago

If it's a dead baby, pretty sure it's not going to come back on you or anyone else in the future.

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7 years ago

I made a Romanian song about dead babies today.... More like a prophecy...

"Bucati de copii si scutece folosite vor cadea din cer,

Vor curge rauri de sange si Tedi,

Iar cand parintii mila cer,

O sa le zic sa cheme un medic.

Caci eu nu ma pricep la nimic."

 

A rough translation would be "Pieces of kids and used diapers will rain from the sky, rivers of blood and Tedi (kids' drink) will flow, And when the parents ask for mercy, I'll tell them to call the doctor, because I don't have a clue on how to fix it."

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7 years ago

Pffft. 

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7 years ago

My last words would be, "Never trust a dragon that becomes a wolf."

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7 years ago

What about a wolf that becomes a dragon?

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7 years ago

That's a whole 'nother can of worms

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7 years ago

I'm not the one that will cure a disease, stop a war, or do anything that will be remembered as long as mankind exists; but I chose to support the system making sure that it doesn't fall. I was ordinary and I am okay with that.

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7 years ago

That was so good. 

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7 years ago

"I'll always regret only having (insert 1 more than I have here) children"

That'll leave 'em wondering.

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7 years ago

Haha. Nice.

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7 years ago

"I blame the blacks"

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7 years ago

Sounds more like one of Drako's last words than yours.

Yours would be something like "I thought it would fit up there."

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7 years ago

Foxes can fit anything.

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7 years ago

Wait, what the flying F--- did you just say?

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7 years ago

You heard me

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7 years ago

"All of my kids were adopted."

Leave them with that. You're kids will flip the hell out.

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7 years ago

Doesn't beat mine though. 

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7 years ago

I know. :(

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7 years ago

=P

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7 years ago
"Time's up! Let's do this!"

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7 years ago

"I suddenly regret rejecting God in all his forms and beings."

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7 years ago

"I forgot to wipe" or "I have to tell you something that will change the course of reality"

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7 years ago
LEEEERRRRRRROOOOOYYYYYYY JJJJJJEEEEENNNNNNKKKKKKIIIII-- *head chopped off*

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7 years ago

There goes my cousin. 

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7 years ago

'Apples...      nuff said.'

 

(In case no-one knows, I am obsessed with apples)

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7 years ago

Funny that nobody seems to go for the obvious.

"Ouch."

... It's a classic ^_^

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7 years ago

"Repent, for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand!"

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7 years ago

"it's dark down here. Not funny, guys!"

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7 years ago

"I hid that... that.... fortune... in the-" 

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7 years ago

Bye Niggas

or 

Have i played Life well, then applaud as I make my exit.

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7 years ago

Goodbye my nigga

 

to you also. I would respond