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Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago
I hate it. I can't stand it. I want to set it on fire, but it's literally impossible. Why do we still have it? It provides absolutely no value to modern society. And most importantly it cost me an hour of sleep because my phone adjusted the time on it's own, and I forgot it happened. Now I need a gallon of coffee and a needle to inject the caffeine directly into my bloodstream.

So why do we still adhere to this archaic and unnecessary time warping? Because we respect a dead man that had an overactive libido and a fetish for electro-stimulation? The man worshiped turkeys! What fool would choose a turkey for his battle standard? England did not have turkeys, but what if they did, and Richard the Lionhearted had a turkey for his sigil? Saladin would have let poor Richard's wounds fester, and the English king would have died a terribly painful death in the sands of way-too-damn-far-from-home.

So what can a poor boy do, except to lambaste DST with fire? 'Cause in sleepy hillfolk town, there ain't no place for DST!

Eh, Mick's version sounds better. But still, seriously, DST is as pointless as Vietnam.

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago

This is the clock song were setting all the clocks wrong!!

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9 years ago

Dude I know this is so f**ked up!

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9 years ago

You do realize you don't need to censor your swears, right?

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9 years ago

I just don't like to. It makes me feel bad. I know, I'm a baby. Call me what you want.

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9 years ago

Why not use a different word, then?

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9 years ago

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9 years ago

I'm not sure I get it.

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago

He obviously just trolled you.

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago

People have tried to claim it saves energy, but I'm not seeing how, or at least how it would be enough to matter. Absolutely nothing about my day gets to change based on what time the sun comes up or goes down. 

I don't mind it in the fall so much because it's like hey, free hour, but the spring time change sucks like nothing else and I don't understand why they didn't retire it like a hundred years ago.

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago
Because we Americans have a turkey fetish.

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago

The only good thing about it is when it ends.

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago

It screwed up the forums, too. Bloody annoyimg.

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago
but for only 1 day so really it's not that bad tbh

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago

I can't go for one day without shitposting correctly!

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago

Au contraire! I haven't been able to get my daily point for literally hours!

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9 years ago
cause the site thinks it's 920PM on the 12th xD I tried getting it yesterday at the usual time and figured it wouldn't work until sometime today. Kumquat must be furious lol

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago

Its the 14th here. I already have to get up at 6 every morning, and daylight savings is making it worse.

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9 years ago

And would you look at that. He missed it last year, too!

I say this, but actually, if I end up missing the point for the thirteenth, I'm going to be so, so unreasonably pissed.

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago
you might miss the point for the 14th as well at this rate xD I thought this whole thing would be over by now but it looks like we're stuck in time. reliving the same 2 hours over and over forever.

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago
I've already seen posts that were apparently made in the future.

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago

The theory is that if people wake up earlier in summer time, when the day gets brighter early, they won't need to turn on the lights for as long each day. (This was a bigger deal when people had to rely on candles and lamp oil, instead of just hitting a switch). We mostly still use it for environmental conservation today.

If you want the numbers, Daylight Savings conserves about 17 trillion Btu (or about 18 trillion kJ) of energy every year. However, while that looks like a big number, is less than 0.5% of our total energy use.

So we give up an hour of sleep sometime in spring for an extra hour in winter and doing half a percent less damage to our planet. Woohoo.

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago
I'll pay the 0.00001 extra cent on my electricity bill for my non human influenced circadian rhythm. I'll save the cost in coffee alone.

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago

I think it is a conspiracy to kill people with heart problems and to make forgetful indivuals late for work.

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago
I always thought it was so that spoiled, rotten kids didn't have to walk to/from their bus stop in the dark.  Oh, well...

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9 years ago

And even the post time is messed up! Great, it's at it again.

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9 years ago
It was like this last year - usually only lasts until 01:00 the next the day.

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9 years ago

Oh yeah, and it's probably hell for the mods and such.

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9 years ago

... Enough said.

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago
That's terrifying. But it's Australia, so that's to be expected.

Daylight Savings Time

9 years ago

It's Australia. If the snakes don't get you, the spiders don't get you, the plants don't get you, the bogans don't get you, the heat doesn't get you, then by fuck we're going to get some arbitrary timezone crap get you. HA! That'll show you for coming to Devil's Island.

The time spazzing was pretty funny though. I do love when computers get their brains in a tizzy, and start making statements that couldn't possibly happen (Last post in 20 mins time, etc)