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Trump won proving that the laws of nature, polls, or anything that ever occurred in political history apparently don't apply to him. I'm seeing a distressing amount of (understandable) doom and gloom among y'all, so I making this thread in an attempt to bring back some joviality back to CYS.

What were your favorite funny moments of the campaign?

Among mine was:
A. After winning the Nevada primary, Trump said, "I love the uneducated" in his victory speech. His sons' immediate reactions were just as hilarious. It turns out the uneducated loved him back.
B. During his campaign during the New Hampshire primaries, Jeb Bush asked his audience to "Please clap" which proved to the world that even Hillary was more excited that Bush #3.
C. "What is Aleppo?" -- Gary Johnson. I suppose we wanted to be viewed as less intelligent as Trump.
D. The reactions from the news anchors faces last night... The liberal media began the night in high spirits while the conservative media (aka FOX) was already speaking about how the Republican party didn't do enough for Trump. As the night progressed, the liberal media became quite unhappy (and was staring at Detroit's district whenever I switched over) while Fox news was praising the work and support of the Republican party for Trump. I was almost having as much fun watching the news anchors as I did watching the numbers come in. (I'm a number freak. Sorry.)
E. A random guy named Even McMullin Egg McMuffin was beating Trump in the Utah polls for a little while.

Another will be Hillary's (or Trump's if he had lost) concession speech. Either one of them would have been/will be furious.

Vermin Supreme.

He should have won.

I'm waiting in anticipation for that concession speech. I'm so ready I (accidentally) skipped work.

Newt Gingrich had a great one with his Moon colony. Honestly, we're all shameful bastards for not supporting this.

Mitt Romney won the last election with his: We're gonna need bushel baskets to carry all of your apples and oranges. Which narrowly beat out Rick Perry's: Oops!

I don't think any of that can top Trump's beat down of Mr. Low Energy: Yeah, you're a real tough guy, Jeb, real tough.

But I'm happy as a pig in shit anyway, so all of these fun memories are just an extra helping of slop.

I miss the days when Newt and Mitt were the scary candidates. Now that's everybody.

Honestly most of the campaign is just one huge blur for me now, I think at some point my brain just checked out completely in an attempt to protect itself. When I try to remember it at all it just looks something like this or this.