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The CYS Political Chart

one month ago
Commended by mizal on 12/25/2021 5:20:17 PM

Happy holidays everyone! The yule log is burning (either good or bad depending on what you think a yule log is) the goblins have come in the night to pick the reindeer crap off our rooves in order to fertilize their fungal farms, and the family is all gathered inside in the warm to discuss their deeply held political beliefs. A tradition that has become absent from CYS for TOO LONG! The bi-weekly threads about abortion and Israel have played themselves out, and suddenly it feels like there just isn't any political bait that the kids care about anymore. I've come to change that today. With this handy chart, which tackles the issues, topics, and opinions relevant to us, the citizens of idyllic Cystia.




SCORING:

Now, I know what you're thinking, "I'm checking all these boxes, how can I tell where I am!?". And there are two schools of thought, either the Bingo Method, where your beliefs are defined by whichever square you have a bingo in and then the spectrum with the most other checked boxes in it. The other is the Detailed Method, where you add all the ones you got together using the point labels on the axes (... Axese? Axises!? Axi!!?) of this graph. We'll use mine as an example.

According to Bingo Rules, I'm an everywhere-extremist, but primarily a far-right libertarian fascist. Using the Detailed method, I'm about 20 points conservative and 23 points authoritarian, so it's about the same. The differences in those otherwise inclined may surprise you! I hope to see political philosophies as beautiful and diverse as our userbase. Happy discourse!

The CYS Political Chart

one month ago


This will be good information to have on the populace in the days leading up the the purge.

The CYS Political Chart

one month ago
Impressive!

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one month ago

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764417773983367169/924439086352179250/Chart.png

The CYS Political Chart

one month ago
There may be too many Discord injokes in here for the average forum dweller. But that is their failing, not yours.

The CYS Political Chart

29 days ago

That explains much. Farewell my innocence, genuinely thought that "futa" was a kind of japanese brand stuffed animal.

The CYS Political Chart

29 days ago

I mean, something gets stuffed.

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29 days ago
Innocence and Japan don't belong in the same sentence.

The CYS Political Chart

29 days ago

Better that you learned it here rather than on the street.

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26 days ago
The forum jokes that are there are very old ones, and also there's a few from the our Minecraft server, and references to King of Dragon Pass which is the magical viking/god LARPing/cow appreciating CYOA that is mandatory for all true CYStians to enjoy.

I'm sorry, your really had no chance. (Although even the most casual forum user can still have correct opinions about Eternal, War Chimp, and making cowboy hats out of the skin of doomed colonists.)

I guess one of these days I should probably explain what a noongar is.